id tell him niggers arent allowed here really aggressively until he said he wasnt black then i would slap his fivehead

You would not you foppish dandy. Hush up boy.

stop making hundreds of unfunny aspergers posts every day

I would let the government know one of their genetic experiments broke out of Area 51 and claim the reward when hes taken back for studying.

Duh, doh, no, I'b not vrub a diffrint blanit AWRITE!?

Say feed Nana and walk away

And that’s the lady we saw of Harold

What’s the haps? Then I’d call him a fag or something who cares

I'd call 911.

I would give the same thing multiple miggs gave to Clarice.

I'd yell at him and take a pic against his consent, featuring my dumpy awkward self in a reflection behind him.

Shake his hand like a gentleman. In turn his fingers would snap like twigs...

I would cringe away from his physical touch and remark incredulously at how his presence lowered the temperature in the room by 15 degrees.