Joe Cumia is a faggot. Anthony Cumia is also a faggot.

But ARE they not NOT PAEDOPHILES, allegedly?

Target identified: Possible English-person, engage with caution, may contain "the gay"

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I want a "droppin hammers" trucker hat, I feel like if i paid $40 for one it would be more than worth it, because gorgeous women would approach me all the time curious about what it means and I just say something like "Sorry babe, you aren't ready for that yet" and the mystery alone would ruin their underwear

fawk yeah. drinkin my mountain dew out of a droppin hammers mug right now!

id rather drown to death in my own cum

The Sam documentary was excellent, but the release would make Keith the Cop blush in professional embarrassment. Porsalin's a good guy though, I'm sure he learned his lesson.

Maybe you're a gay person. You ever think of that?

Oh yeah.

Had couple of my Panera buddies over for a couple of skis and some of that devils dandruff. Long story short one of the guys OD on 250mgs of kratom and 2 marijuana’s. You guys know of any sandwich artists who can take over for the fallen soldiers?

update my kenny documentary is really coming along ( hes gonna be so mad when he see's it lol ).

TIL (today I learned) that while hooded garments of various sorts have been around since the 12th century... The hooded sweatshirt, or what we now call a "hoodie" has been around since the 1930's when Champion (formerly known as the Knickerbocker Knitting Company) first started making this and marketing it to laborers who worked in frigid upstate NY temperatures

I knocked up some slut and she is refusing to get an abortion. Any advice/input/effective suicide methods would be appreciated!

Jesus man, you have to convince her to get an abortion, by any means necessary. Lie to her, give her money, do whatever it takes, you don’t have much time.

Kill it yourself if you have to

Wait a couple years and steal a soundbar. The problem will take care of itself.

opies a pussy faggot

Fuck bill hicks for paving the way for aggressively unfunny one man shows under the guise of "comedy". I wish I could have seen his stupid nerd face as he passes into the void all alone and scared and realized that all his teenage mushroom epiphanies were nothing but masterbatory, egoic hallucinations. Spiritual redemption is so gay

Turns out a 5 gram dried dose of mushrooms isn't good for the pancreas

I want a "droppin hammers" trucker hat, I feel like if i paid $40 for one it would be more than worth it, because gorgeous women would approach me all the time curious about what it means and I just say something like "Sorry babe, you aren't ready for that yet" and the mystery alone would ruin their underwear

id rather drown to death in my own cum

Maybe you're a gay person. You ever think of that?