Let the healing begin (There will be no reparations)

87  2018-09-30 by nomobjustice

27 comments

1  JamesJCrowe 2018-09-30

Queen Elizabeth II is a handsome woman & The Clash isn't the gayest band that ever existed.

1  unodiss 2018-09-30

One good apple doesn't heal the whole barrel.

1  Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-30

I knew a girl who liked to put on Dark Side of the Moon and have me plow her in the shitter.

1  JohnDough911 2018-09-30

Dark Side of the Moon is a euphemism for That Girl’s Shitter.

1  holodog 2018-09-30

specifically Any Colour You Like

1  [deleted] 2018-09-30

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1  Ilovemesomereddit123 2018-09-30

You'll now legally allowed to continue eating your figgy pudding

1  DianaKurlan55 2018-09-30

You misspelled a word in your sentence.

1  LiberalPussy 2018-09-30

*faggy pudding

1  DianaKurlan55 2018-09-30

Is that kind of language really acceptable to you in this day and age?

1  Ilovemesomereddit123 2018-09-30

Damn you autocorrect. I'm totally not blaming all the drinks I had

1  JohnDough911 2018-09-30

The entire world speaks English. That’s not an accident.

1  SinCityAttorney 2018-09-30

200 years ago we'd have you upside down with your tea in the sea

1  JohnDough911 2018-09-30

1773 was 245 years ago. Nice math, stupid.

1  Belchides 2018-09-30

245 years ago

That's 22 stones and 5 quids for the limeys who read here.

1  SinCityAttorney 2018-09-30

Do you think Michael Richards had the math down to a T of when niggers had a pitchfork up their ass? Nice being too literal, stupid.

1  JohnDough911 2018-09-30

You were off by almost 50 years. I’m not being literal. You’re being stupid.

1  anarchronism 2018-09-30

Please, ladies.

You're both stupid.

1  LouieBeanshh 2018-09-30

You're stupid too. They are both males.

1  Zombied77 2018-09-30

Ha ha HO LEE SHIT, they're both males!

1  anarchronism 2018-09-30

Oh, literal Louie.

1  AnthonyDLC 2018-09-30

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEE, BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT, WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED BY THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING!! AND THE ROCKETS RED ASSS!!!!! AND THE FARTS BURSTING IN AIR!!! GAVE PROVE TO THE nigHT, THAT THAT FAG WAS STILL THERE!!!!

1  JohnDough911 2018-09-30

This is a failure.

1  snargfursk 2018-09-30

I wish you hadn't done that.

1  Nulltor 2018-09-30

We can all agree that brown folk are no good, and deep frying everything is cash money.

1  stinkypussay 2018-09-30

Only if you promise to at least try a cup of tea

1  McGowan9 2018-09-30

These colonials are our brethren. Once the conflict and unpleasantness is resolved we will resume commerce with them.

1  Phkna1 2018-09-30

Let's nuke them last.