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203  2018-09-29 by porsalin

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This better be good you limey faggot

Giving me blue balls

Godspeed.

*Lord Dougman W. Godspeed

RIP Sibbbbey

whats your upload speed?

80kb/s suckers

Go fuck yourself! šŸ–•šŸ»

This better be good, cunt.

Porsalin puts out his product when he says he will... APREHLFAAAHLSSSS

ITā€™s A dOcUmEntAry oF LowEr sTOck...

AE

we don't do baby voices on this sub

so he SHOWS IS FACE

There it is

I wasnā€™t here for all the let down of you being late with it so I ainā€™t mad

Nobody cares anymore. You fuckin' blew it.

So you aren't gonna watch it?

As Patrice used to say, that's not the point.

Of course I will, you bit ruining cunt.

Excellent. Time to prepare

I might open a nice Merlot, grab some pizza, pull out my penis.

I can't wait to be disappointed

You've successfully created the best meme on this sub. How much you suck.

It'd be a real shame if he killed himself over this.

Hurry the fuck up!

THIS IS A FALSE FLAG OPERATION

FALSE FLAG

*shaking and rocking*

I tried to warn'ya!

Qanon will drop the goods before we ever see this.

We are not mad, we just think your a gaymo

Faster, bitch

I dont understand how you put a deadline based on when you're gonna finish the documentary in your editing software and not when its gonna render and then be uploaded.

This show never really attracted brains

/u/Porsalin really is a fucking idiot savante, only knows how to make good videos and nothing else

What a total PR disaster. This is what, the fourth or fifth tease? Even if it's a 10, I'm giving it an 8.

May the Piss Lord bless you this day

This better be as good as The Worm Has Turned, you fucking Spielberg reject.

Louis Therblow

Porsalin on real nigga time. It'll be up when it's up.

stank_sinatra would have been better

but ur name is still better than mine

CPT

Guaranteed he fell asleep high as balls while editing it, I'm just glad he didn't pass out on the keyboard and somehow accidentally delete it.

Then get catapulted out the window and stepped upon

I think he did accidentally delete it, and has spent the last 12 hours feverishly making another one.

Yeah you know the majority of this sub are fent booms. Makes me wonder what this sub wouldve been like during the meth years.

Yeah you know the majority of this sub are fent booms. Makes me wonder what this sub wouldve been like during the meth years.

We called him Carpazzano two times because he said everything two times

Smidddddddddack

Nah mean - Smack

Mean gnaw - Anth

Ronnie b: I'll see ya when I look at ya

Fuck you Porsalin. Sam Roberts is an excellent broadcaster and you're just jealous. Nice try with the hate though. Have a good one.

APREL FAHLLS!!!

thank you

I never stopped believing.

WHERE ARE THE PERKS PORSALIN?

THE DOCUMENTREE-FUCHITIVE

Sorry if we were curt with you, Pors. It's only because time's a factor.

Porsalin off signing his Sirius contract

His 14 hour dump makes Norton's seem quite innocent.

Fuck yes

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thank christ you uncut legend!

Porsey, just premiere Sunday evening. Make an official announcement later today, proof it again, and post it Sunday at your convenience.

This

Shaddap

It's up!

If you had any balls, this doc will be 30 seconds long then cut to Vos plugs for 2 hours.

Enough with the hacky Vos plugs

Just by having the words "Vos plug" in your comment, it's a Vos plug.

u donā€™t call the shots here bub

+50 upvotes

That would be infuriating and hilarious

Took ya long enough motherfucker

Why were people mad at porsalin when it was that Grilz dude who posted it was gonna be at 10pm.

what am i without anger

I wanna see the piss balloon movie.

those 48minutes will be looooong

I hope it intentionally sucks

my dick is ready

Even if it's good I'm still giving it a thumbs down

Dude it's been 48 minutes.

It had to process after uploading. Should only be around 6-8 hours now

Itā€™s hard to get uploading equipment into London

you werent wrong lmao

Hey FUCK FACE you said 6 hours 9 hours ago. I expected the Sam doc with my morning alcoholism and you fucked everything up.

This better not be a RLM style video where itā€™s two minutes of video and 40 of a black screen and transformer noises.

It still isn't up, you big liar.

WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER US!?

Dude, this documentary better be A+, or you're fucked.

WHERE IS IT, CUNT?

I'm going soft over here

Where is it!!!

šŸ˜”

šŸ˜°

I know it ain't you but you are somebody at the least so I'll roll with it for now.

So, how are you? I'm fine.

dont be so rude >:( it is me

next time im with a chick ill get u another titties pic

Well alright then.

what time is it in Pakistan?

The WWE have blocked some of it worldwide so going to have to edit it out...

You have to kill yourself

Sure

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YOURE FIIREEEEEEED

just upload it somewhere else dummy

Nigga wants the views and upvotes for his channel. He could have uploaded and or live streamed 12 hours ago if he wanted to.

He's gotta make $3, $4 off YouTube.

this.

Daniel Ben Dovid is more credible than you!

Can I have my 6 dollars back that I donated to this debacle?

A Sam Roberts damage control tactic. Keep calm, soldier on.

Dude are you fucking with us?

hahahahahahahahaaaa

lol @ people downvoting this. This sub never stops to amaze

This XD

where did you learn your trade?

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You stupid fucking cunt

thanks im at work so i couldnt finish it myself.

If you even visit this sub on a work network, youā€™re playing with fire.

Agreed... i basically never post. Haha.

I'd worry that www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony would pop up in a log and the IT person says "What's this" and sees something awful on the homepage.

Maybe nothing to worry about. Some companies are super strict, while others don't care unless you're downloading porn or spending 8 hours on facebook per day.

Its no longer believable

I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF!

Donā€™t get our hopes up!

I will go and watch an ad marathon on your YouTube channel if you upload the doc somewhere else, it shouldn't have to go up edited

Treat me like Iā€™m a nigger in my own fucking house.

You filthy troll.

You really had us all going and we deserved it.

Cancer on you and yours.

Jump off the London bridge please.

ETA?

Just upload it to another fucking site.

Porselain, you're a good egg. Quality is worth the wait.

Stop being degenerate

he's saying WWE is blocking it, lol. bad liar

Thanks for the spoiler, dick

The 60,000-hour fugitive

FUCHATIVE

Poor u/Porsalin is hoping for a terrorist attack to draw attention away from him.

YES!

Nice tease, stupid

'posted 2 hours ago'.

Well this all makes sense if you know there is an 8 hour time difference and the data has to cross the Atlantic ocean too!

Porsalin should try and get a "Who is America?" style interview with Opie

He even took the trailers down

Looks like they got removed https://i.imgur.com/wnFwtP8.png

Did sam have his mommy take it down for bullying?

Stupids.. its been on his YT channel for 2 hours already.

You have to go to the 'Video Page'. Here is an instructional screenshot: http://oi63.tinypic.com/2dbsevd.jpg

The least professional YouTuber.

can we raise some money for porsalin so he doesn't have to produce these documentaries on a commodor 64?

$60,000 should cover it.

How do you get threadrippers into the city?

This shit is like the NBA trade deadline, F5ing for some assholes video about another asshole.

WHATS THE FUCKING HOLDUP

BLOCKED AGAIN! This time for the 'Action...is on the way' clip. Third time's a charm

Good luck man.

Why not upload to another site then take it down when the youtube one goes through dear?

This was doctored on IMA-GER.

where the hell is Louis Theroux when you need him?

Nice ā€œpremiereā€ stupid

Iā€™ll tell ya one thing. And Iā€™m not ashamed to say. My opinion and estimation of Porsalin as a man just fucking plummeted.

So you aren't gonna watch it?

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Then get catapulted out the window and stepped upon

You have to kill yourself

Sure

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YOURE FIIREEEEEEED

just upload it somewhere else dummy

Daniel Ben Dovid is more credible than you!

I think he did accidentally delete it, and has spent the last 12 hours feverishly making another one.

Can I have my 6 dollars back that I donated to this debacle?

A Sam Roberts damage control tactic. Keep calm, soldier on.

Dude are you fucking with us?

hahahahahahahahaaaa

lol @ people downvoting this. This sub never stops to amaze

where did you learn your trade?

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Its no longer believable

I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF!

I will go and watch an ad marathon on your YouTube channel if you upload the doc somewhere else, it shouldn't have to go up edited

Treat me like Iā€™m a nigger in my own fucking house.

You filthy troll.

You really had us all going and we deserved it.

Cancer on you and yours.

Jump off the London bridge please.

ETA?

Yeah you know the majority of this sub are fent booms. Makes me wonder what this sub wouldve been like during the meth years.

Yeah you know the majority of this sub are fent booms. Makes me wonder what this sub wouldve been like during the meth years.

Just upload it to another fucking site.