Come on man. We need you in his corner. Don't join in on our shit dick dog pile.

Hey man, dogs fucked the Pope. Can't fault you there.

*no fault of mine

Genetically, you're probably English.

Ew mongrel

Are you trying to turn me to drink?

Praise Jesus. Like how drugs pickled Keith Richards. He'll outlive everyone. Cancer cant grow in there, he's probably dead enough to never have internal complications.

I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t read that.

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Give up the ghost boy, you ain't usin it

u/porsalin is alienating his own allies. Do you see what you've done you fuck?!

Not you too.

Same here. I have nothing else coming down the pipe.. brutal

At least you have food.

All I have is left over Panera.

7am here so the cunt's definitely passed out, whereas i'm on my 'th can listening to FUNKY TOWN!!! mexican cartel and all that jazz

I bet you'd make a better sam documentary

The glow of the street light is peering through the window and illuminating the edge of the razor blade.

Nice Norton poem, stupid

If you don't off yourself, the Lord's will finish the job.

Bro just know I have a play of chicken and noodles I took home today and I'm waiting for that shit to drop so I can heat it up, eat it up, and watch that shit. I'm about to fucking go to sleep.

If I was porsalin I would just delay the release until I wake up tomorrow. Its the only thing that makes sense.

its ok pookie