if you don't want to fuck up the flow of your youtube reuploading shit, just do a sub exclusive upload and we'll be those faggots who watch movies before everyone else does and think were better
No problem, good things come to those who wait. Now I have a reason to wake up tomorrow, smoke a bowl, jerk off and then see one of the biggest douchebags ever to have a radio show get eviscerated!
Porsalin, I salute you, good sir!
Brother Joe has 70 fucking chinese replica, display-only piece of shit Gibson knock off guitars. Hes been scammed twice from shitty chinese websites that took his CC info. Hes the real jackass here.
yeah bad move, don't overhype a bloody niche documentary about an unliked z-list celebrity like it's the next new Marvel film. he should've just released it casually without any prior announcement, then no one is whinging about why it's late and don't have no one has unfulfilled anticipation
You need to agile that shit. Render scenes as they are completed and then stitch the outputted mp4 files together rather than rendering the entire film in one hit.
Ooh, fuck your PC running on some ass tier RAM. You need to look into buying more RAM for your PC, or at the very least replacing your HDD with an SSD.
Fuck it, I'm going to bed. Don't post the video until I wake up
Jesus, the only way I could convince Kate Upton to come over for a cozy popcorn movie night was to dangle this doc in front of her. Now, she 's ghosted me big time.
115 comments
1 Shrabster33 2018-09-29
Nice computer stupid.
1 SorryFiMAGADog 2018-09-29
The nastiest burn of all time. I howled.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-29
Fawk
1 Hot_Cosby_ 2018-09-29
Dang.
1 Randal_X2 2018-09-29
Ya dun goofed.
1 opieisterrible 2018-09-29
God damnit
1 Tr1gg3r13 2018-09-29
Way to go dummy
1 jeffyoungguns 2018-09-29
I’ll enjoy it hungover tomorrow morning...like Sam even knows what that feels like
1 knitro 2018-09-29
Capone's vault
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-29
Norton's hard drive
1 AustinLMayes 2018-09-29
The hard drive of hits
1 DrDraculonDDS 2018-09-29
It wasn't Geralodos fault
1 TheUserRedditBanned 2018-09-29
Reminder: Geraldo fucked the mom of the Canadian Prime Minister.
The shittiest country in the Commonwealth.
1 mcb84 2018-09-29
Jee sus christ. Son of ah bitch.
1 fakenameington 2018-09-29
Just kill yourself.
1 Audibledogfarts 2018-09-29
after the upload
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1 Guac_Bowl_Cuck 2018-09-29
We hate you now. Take your dogshit video and leave.
1 LakeBodom 2018-09-29
wait will be worth it brothaman
1 MadDogWhite 2018-09-29
Its ok WE forgive you, thank you for your service
1 Guac_Bowl_Cuck 2018-09-29
Shut up, queer.
1 FrunkisOA 2018-09-29
you should stream it somewhere - and upload it after
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-29
This guy fucks.
1 DelroyGirlstein 2018-09-29
Upvote if you recognize the above comment as an expression of subpar intelligence.
1 DelroyGirlstein 2018-09-29
Upvote if you recognize the above comment as an expression of subpar intelligence.
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2018-09-29
Ain't it fun
1 CasinoIndian 2018-09-29
I can wait.
1 Ichise-san 2018-09-29
alright, you know what the deal is. lets see those cock and balls.
1 boogsuge 2018-09-29
You seem to have upset a few ppl
1 GWARscientist 2018-09-29
Your dial up service motherfucked you.
1 DiploMaFF 2018-09-29
Its gonna be like waking up Christmas morning and getting that perfect gift!
1 MaximGaines 2018-09-29
Take your time brotherman. It'll be worth it.
1 Sicogon 2018-09-29
Go die on purpose
1 shawnshankredemshawn 2018-09-29
No one wants to see your shitty movie go fuck your fuck your mother
1 AustinLMayes 2018-09-29
Planning to watch in Incognito mode eh?
1 nunyobisnez 2018-09-29
Dude just do a quick render in 480p and do the HD shit later. All my drugs are coming down man, fuck!!
1 jestersquall 2018-09-29
Pretty much this
1 nunyobisnez 2018-09-29
if you don't want to fuck up the flow of your youtube reuploading shit, just do a sub exclusive upload and we'll be those faggots who watch movies before everyone else does and think were better
1 PhishInVa2 2018-09-29
I want my money back
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-29
thanks for nutting up and filling us in. Next time's for real, see u 2m
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2018-09-29
No problem, good things come to those who wait. Now I have a reason to wake up tomorrow, smoke a bowl, jerk off and then see one of the biggest douchebags ever to have a radio show get eviscerated! Porsalin, I salute you, good sir!
1 JohnDough911 2018-09-29
This is the gayest thing I’ve seen since 10 pm EST.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-29
Clear your export drive.
Prerender your timeline.
Hopefully your media isn't on the same drive you're exporting to. Like an amateur.
1 enzo_trash 2018-09-29
you just got my dick hard
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-29
Hell yeah brother
1 joeybeans12 2018-09-29
Fuckin’... ah...you like my CUDA or sometin’ tss tss
1 joeybeans12 2018-09-29
Yep, and switch to CUDA rendering so you video card takes over part of the workload.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-29
This guy exports.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-29
I bet he filmed it using VHS.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-29
Filming his own screen using VHS. Like a black football coach from the south.
1 SuperToes845 2018-09-29
Get some sleep! Worry about it tomorrow.
1 JohnDough911 2018-09-29
He going to wake up to an error message. This shit is a flop.
1 dave_ohhh 2018-09-29
What a faggot, right gang?
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-09-29
You are a horrible person
1 SavePoonerman 2018-09-29
You honey dicking fuckhead
1 Newborn_Fleshlyte 2018-09-29
Jesus H Christ the morning shift at Panera tomorrow will be brutal
1 nunyobisnez 2018-09-29
serves you right for agreeing to work weekends like a terrorist
1 PhishInVa2 2018-09-29
Brother Joe has 70 fucking chinese replica, display-only piece of shit Gibson knock off guitars. Hes been scammed twice from shitty chinese websites that took his CC info. Hes the real jackass here.
1 jestersquall 2018-09-29
I look forward to your “rise again”
1 867530fine 2018-09-29
poor baby, maybe i can put a bib on you and relieve your cummies
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-09-29
It will be great either way, but don't announce that shit until there are like 15 minutes left. RIP nigga.
1 0o-0-o0 2018-09-29
is this an upload or render?
1 oklolol 2018-09-29
I don't want to hear your excuses. Only thing I know for sure is that you** MOTHER FUCKED US ALL!!**
1 CowsAreCurious 2018-09-29
I blame the Arabs y’all let take over your country.
1 Hassan_iBlackSabbath 2018-09-29
Your computer is motherfucking all of us.
1 dmix 2018-09-29
the least professional documentary creator
1 dmix 2018-09-29
an unfortunate finalcutpro-hap
1 shawnshankredemshawn 2018-09-29
Glad muslims are taking over your shitty country
1 Mintwa 2018-09-29
Whose to say he isn't one already.
1 kingship75 2018-09-29
Because fact-based documentaries aren't halal.
1 SuaveRico 2018-09-29
Go feed nana, asswipe.
1 dochattan 2018-09-29
Professionals have their shit uploaded prior to setting a release time.
1 ASimpleKeikaku 2018-09-29
I'll watch the thing tomorrow if it's real. Who cares
1 dochattan 2018-09-29
I hope your next documentary is about how much of an unprofessional shitcunt you are.
1 alobesmooth 2018-09-29
If it makes you feel better releasing it at 10 pm East and 3 am Limey is dumb in the first place.
1 Youseeonlydarkness 2018-09-29
I'm okay with the delay...just let the computer do it's work and get some shut eye, pumpkin. We'll be here when you wake up.
1 Psych555 2018-09-29
At least you update. Jesus says he who is last shall be first in the kingdom of heaven.
1 enzo_trash 2018-09-29
i could have told you that asshole
acting like you never uploaded an hour long video before
1 shawnshankredemshawn 2018-09-29
Back to Obscurity with you
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-09-29
you should see whats going on in the yankee dugout!
1 JohnDough911 2018-09-29
/u/BeigeFrequency knew!
1 bigstephen420 2018-09-29
Of all the dramatic things I've never seen because it's not uploaded yet... Good...Goodness Gracious!
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2018-09-29
You just served us all cold eggs after we already had a shitty Uber ride. Scuuuuuuuuumbag!
1 myRrribz 2018-09-29
All my love has turned into hate. Thanks a lot, buddy.
1 hariolus 2018-09-29
In the future- you can just upload it earlier in the day with it set to private, then make it public when you want.
1 Reaktif 2018-09-29
Mastering it in 8k was a mistake
1 ghandicumia 2018-09-29
I hope someone makes a documentary about porsalin
1 Bick_Bickerson_ 2018-09-29
im on it
1 Toss__Pot 2018-09-29
if I do, it'll be released on time.
1 Yung_Sandwich 2018-09-29
I want Hulk Hogan to sodomized the queen while you are forced to watch.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-29
How about you forget the documentary and rather live-stream yourself hanging from a wooden beam gargling out British obscenities.
1 porsalin 2018-09-29
It's going to be worth the wait
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-29
No.
1 chikinbizkit 2018-09-29
Don't praise the film that you're not even able to release you fucking dolt
1 chikinbizkit 2018-09-29
Fuck off all of you, its out of love
1 MonicaKaczynski 2018-09-29
yeah bad move, don't overhype a bloody niche documentary about an unliked z-list celebrity like it's the next new Marvel film. he should've just released it casually without any prior announcement, then no one is whinging about why it's late and don't have no one has unfulfilled anticipation
1 JimmyBoos 2018-09-29
: DOUBT
1 xD_in_2016 2018-09-29
Haha we know bud. We're bick fan of yours, we're just bustin ya bawls because we like you. Its all in good fun. Hope everything goes well.
Dont forget to watch out for Those people, and dont let renewing your documentary loicence slip your mind.
1 pfg2me 2018-09-29
this shit better be VR
1 myRrribz 2018-09-29
I want to believe.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2018-09-29
And you stayed up all night didn't you.
Panicky Porsalin: " they'll be so disappointed in me :( "
1 TheUserRedditBanned 2018-09-29
I'm just fucking with ya, bro! Make sure your Patreon is linked to the post when it goes up.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-29
/u/bickbickerson is more reliable.
1 bickbickerson 2018-09-29
LEAVE ME ALONE
1 Rock_Ape 2018-09-29
"the LEAST Productive REDDITOR"
1 anarchronism 2018-09-29
BURN
1 darklydreamingdayln 2018-09-29
I rented a tuxedo and everything.
1 cuckkdynasty 2018-09-29
What do we not pay you for?
1 marrio91 2018-09-29
How much shit DID you figure out like goddamn
1 insideman83 2018-09-29
You need to agile that shit. Render scenes as they are completed and then stitch the outputted mp4 files together rather than rendering the entire film in one hit.
1 KillerKoon 2018-09-29
Why you no upload the doc? You some kind of finnochio?
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-09-29
Export it with a Constant Bit Rate instead of VBR if you didn't already
1 MonicaKaczynski 2018-09-29
!remindme 4 hours
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1 ShakingSquirrels 2018-09-29
Stop motherfucking me, you fucking limey cunt bastard
1 RatherPleasent 2018-09-29
Fuck nigga, 6 hours from when you posted this?
Ooh, fuck your PC running on some ass tier RAM. You need to look into buying more RAM for your PC, or at the very least replacing your HDD with an SSD.
Fuck it, I'm going to bed. Don't post the video until I wake up
1 SolomonKull 2018-09-29
He's rendering video. It's not RAM or disk speed that's the issue, dummy. It's GPU/CPU related. You are a moron.
1 cabaretcabaret 2018-09-29
Have you tried using a Mac or no?
1 bobodid911 2018-09-29
Fawkin just download more RAM .
1 cucktastrophy 2018-09-29
I donated $1.97 to your patreon for this? I expected more for my money
1 Toss__Pot 2018-09-29
Boooo!!!
nice inbox full of supportive comments, stupid.
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1 Anton_Tobias 2018-09-29
Any luck?
1 Cocktailpolitik 2018-09-29
“6 hours left” posted 7 hours ago. Yeah, alright pal.
1 Wolosocu 2018-09-29
I've been edging all night and still... nothing.
1 kencat100 2018-09-29
Jesus, the only way I could convince Kate Upton to come over for a cozy popcorn movie night was to dangle this doc in front of her. Now, she 's ghosted me big time.
1 KenFrezno 2018-09-29
You really fucked up hard this time.
1 thernitepaint 2018-09-29
8 hours later you fuck!