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76  2018-09-29 by porsalin

FUCK

115 comments

Nice computer stupid.

The nastiest burn of all time. I howled.

Fawk

Dang.

Ya dun goofed.

God damnit

Way to go dummy

I’ll enjoy it hungover tomorrow morning...like Sam even knows what that feels like

Capone's vault

Norton's hard drive

The hard drive of hits

It wasn't Geralodos fault

Reminder: Geraldo fucked the mom of the Canadian Prime Minister.

The shittiest country in the Commonwealth.

Jee sus christ. Son of ah bitch.

Just kill yourself.

after the upload

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We hate you now. Take your dogshit video and leave.

wait will be worth it brothaman

Its ok WE forgive you, thank you for your service

Shut up, queer.

you should stream it somewhere - and upload it after

This guy fucks.

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Ain't it fun

I can wait.

alright, you know what the deal is. lets see those cock and balls.

You seem to have upset a few ppl

Your dial up service motherfucked you.

Its gonna be like waking up Christmas morning and getting that perfect gift!

Take your time brotherman. It'll be worth it.

Go die on purpose

No one wants to see your shitty movie go fuck your fuck your mother

Planning to watch in Incognito mode eh?

Dude just do a quick render in 480p and do the HD shit later. All my drugs are coming down man, fuck!!

Pretty much this

if you don't want to fuck up the flow of your youtube reuploading shit, just do a sub exclusive upload and we'll be those faggots who watch movies before everyone else does and think were better

I want my money back

thanks for nutting up and filling us in. Next time's for real, see u 2m

No problem, good things come to those who wait. Now I have a reason to wake up tomorrow, smoke a bowl, jerk off and then see one of the biggest douchebags ever to have a radio show get eviscerated! Porsalin, I salute you, good sir!

This is the gayest thing I’ve seen since 10 pm EST.

Clear your export drive.

Prerender your timeline.

Hopefully your media isn't on the same drive you're exporting to. Like an amateur.

you just got my dick hard

Hell yeah brother

Fuckin’... ah...you like my CUDA or sometin’ tss tss

Yep, and switch to CUDA rendering so you video card takes over part of the workload.

This guy exports.

I bet he filmed it using VHS.

Filming his own screen using VHS. Like a black football coach from the south.

Get some sleep! Worry about it tomorrow.

He going to wake up to an error message. This shit is a flop.

What a faggot, right gang?

You are a horrible person

You honey dicking fuckhead

Jesus H Christ the morning shift at Panera tomorrow will be brutal

serves you right for agreeing to work weekends like a terrorist

Brother Joe has 70 fucking chinese replica, display-only piece of shit Gibson knock off guitars. Hes been scammed twice from shitty chinese websites that took his CC info. Hes the real jackass here.

I look forward to your “rise again”

poor baby, maybe i can put a bib on you and relieve your cummies

It will be great either way, but don't announce that shit until there are like 15 minutes left. RIP nigga.

is this an upload or render?

I don't want to hear your excuses. Only thing I know for sure is that you** MOTHER FUCKED US ALL!!**

I blame the Arabs y’all let take over your country.

Your computer is motherfucking all of us.

the least professional documentary creator

Glad muslims are taking over your shitty country

Whose to say he isn't one already.

Because fact-based documentaries aren't halal.

Go feed nana, asswipe.

Professionals have their shit uploaded prior to setting a release time.

I'll watch the thing tomorrow if it's real. Who cares

I hope your next documentary is about how much of an unprofessional shitcunt you are.

If it makes you feel better releasing it at 10 pm East and 3 am Limey is dumb in the first place.

I'm okay with the delay...just let the computer do it's work and get some shut eye, pumpkin. We'll be here when you wake up.

At least you update. Jesus says he who is last shall be first in the kingdom of heaven.

i could have told you that asshole

acting like you never uploaded an hour long video before

Back to Obscurity with you

you should see whats going on in the yankee dugout!

Of all the dramatic things I've never seen because it's not uploaded yet... Good...Goodness Gracious!

You just served us all cold eggs after we already had a shitty Uber ride. Scuuuuuuuuumbag!

All my love has turned into hate. Thanks a lot, buddy.

In the future- you can just upload it earlier in the day with it set to private, then make it public when you want.

Mastering it in 8k was a mistake

I hope someone makes a documentary about porsalin

im on it

if I do, it'll be released on time.

I want Hulk Hogan to sodomized the queen while you are forced to watch.

How about you forget the documentary and rather live-stream yourself hanging from a wooden beam gargling out British obscenities.

It's going to be worth the wait

No.

Don't praise the film that you're not even able to release you fucking dolt

Fuck off all of you, its out of love

yeah bad move, don't overhype a bloody niche documentary about an unliked z-list celebrity like it's the next new Marvel film. he should've just released it casually without any prior announcement, then no one is whinging about why it's late and don't have no one has unfulfilled anticipation

: DOUBT

Haha we know bud. We're bick fan of yours, we're just bustin ya bawls because we like you. Its all in good fun. Hope everything goes well.

Dont forget to watch out for Those people, and dont let renewing your documentary loicence slip your mind.

this shit better be VR

I want to believe.

And you stayed up all night didn't you.

Panicky Porsalin: " they'll be so disappointed in me :( "

I'm just fucking with ya, bro! Make sure your Patreon is linked to the post when it goes up.

/u/bickbickerson is more reliable.

LEAVE ME ALONE

"the LEAST Productive REDDITOR"

BURN

I rented a tuxedo and everything.

What do we not pay you for?

How much shit DID you figure out like goddamn

You need to agile that shit. Render scenes as they are completed and then stitch the outputted mp4 files together rather than rendering the entire film in one hit.

Why you no upload the doc? You some kind of finnochio?

Export it with a Constant Bit Rate instead of VBR if you didn't already

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Stop motherfucking me, you fucking limey cunt bastard

Fuck nigga, 6 hours from when you posted this?

Ooh, fuck your PC running on some ass tier RAM. You need to look into buying more RAM for your PC, or at the very least replacing your HDD with an SSD.

Fuck it, I'm going to bed. Don't post the video until I wake up

He's rendering video. It's not RAM or disk speed that's the issue, dummy. It's GPU/CPU related. You are a moron.

Have you tried using a Mac or no?

Fawkin just download more RAM .

I donated $1.97 to your patreon for this? I expected more for my money

Boooo!!!

nice inbox full of supportive comments, stupid.

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Any luck?

“6 hours left” posted 7 hours ago. Yeah, alright pal.

I've been edging all night and still... nothing.

Jesus, the only way I could convince Kate Upton to come over for a cozy popcorn movie night was to dangle this doc in front of her. Now, she 's ghosted me big time.

You really fucked up hard this time.

8 hours later you fuck!