How do you keep 2,500 faggots in suspense?

16  2018-09-29 by GWARscientist

I'll get right back to ya.

8 comments

Well, what's the answer?

Yeah, what gives?

Its 1566 now

That’s..the bit.?

Whatever happened to /u/thats-the-bit? He was funny and smart.

AIDS, I heard

Poor little feller

Yeah just got home. Was excited to watch this after a long 12 hour day of work where I didn’t get paid to eat (I had to clock out to do that. Fucking scuuuuuuumbags I work for) and only got to use the restroom 3 times quickly. Could barely check my phone. I didn’t get eggs served to me. And I didn’t take an Uber I had to drive my own car after working so long.

Come home and Porcelain really Motherfucked me!

There are plenty of ways to do that. One way would be to hold back the results of 2,500 HIV tests. That will keep them on the edge of their seats, don’t you think?