Porsalin motherfucked me

42  2018-09-29 by PhishInVa2

Im such a faggit. I was going to go out and get some wings and beers and probably have fun (really wasn’t feeling it after a long day) with a few coworkers but this Sam Documentary was enough to make me say “Fuck it, ill just go home instead”. Now here i sit all alone like a fuckin ziltch watching Materese docs instead. Wtf. I wanted to feel better about myself by laughing at pathetic Sam, not feel worse.

15 comments

You motherfucked yourself by being such a fag

Add it to the list of disappointing things about me

your coworkers appreciated your absensce

The mexicans talk mad shit, i suspect.

You hear the words puto gringo a lot?

“Guervo de bebe”

Pop open a cold one for me, brothaman!

I deserve everything im about to get.

On the plus side half of them are heroin addicts anyways and i probably wouldve ended back up strung out, once again by the end of the night.

sounds like porsalin works in mysterious ways

Typical Panera kitchen.

Was really hoping for a rich vos plug

I hear ya. I feel like Fredo, now I gotta send the band and the girls home

Oof, I dunno, man... it's a tough one...

Where we at with a Patrice Documentary, Brothamen?

You hear the words puto gringo a lot?