Do all men have rapey skeletons in their closet?
0 2018-09-28 by sams_seed
All the guys at work been like oh i could be accused of rape at anytime cause I've had SEX with so many chicks
Heh i better not run for public office who knows what kimd of dirt they would dig up on me
Or ants "we've all done things that would be considered rape by today's standards"
Idk the line between douchebag and rapist is becoming increasingly blurred
21 comments
1 Lufiel0423 2018-09-28
No
1 KennethFresno 2018-09-28
Because slits who regret fucking you can ruin your life with an accusation.
Yeah it's blurred for cunts like you, the guys at your job are just reacting.
1 sams_seed 2018-09-28
So vicious.
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2018-09-28
lol yeah but it’s ok, none of them were white 😉.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-28
I only bottom for bears. Not fucking around with bitches no more.
1 homerj123 2018-09-28
Are we talking good rape or bad rape?
1 sams_seed 2018-09-28
Rape rape
1 homerj123 2018-09-28
Oh that rape. Nah, I don't have any of that rape in my closet.
1 JimandFred 2018-09-28
I do. When I was in seventh grade my friends and I used to run a train on Miss Sherman our english teacher at least once a week sometimes more when were reading A Catcher in the Rye. I'm not proud of it now, but I was then.
1 quasi100 2018-09-28
I'd rape you ss
1 ASimpleKeikaku 2018-09-28
If you're so smart OP, what do you do when it's a stranger from Tinder and right in the middle of it she says "Stop, daddy!"
1 sams_seed 2018-09-28
Um you stop?
1 Colinfagerty 2018-09-28
I'm crying from the downvotes .
1 DanishJimmy 2018-09-28
I buy her an iPad, of course
1 cbanks420lol 2018-09-28
Rape is a social construct.
1 JosefKWasArrested 2018-09-28
The closest I got was creepily talking about tearing some girl's clothes off while we were making out. It was awkward and things went no further. I may have seen her once after. She ended up becoming a teacher and going to jail for banging students.
1 sams_seed 2018-09-28
I was aiming more for discussion than rape confessions but thanks for your contribution
1 JosefKWasArrested 2018-09-28
Because it was such a dynamic thread otherwise.
1 Barbeau-bot 2018-09-28
Anyone that's had sex with more than a couple of chicks could be accused of rape, that's true. But it's because women are allowed to revoke consent decades later for some reason.
1 SteakSauce66 2018-09-28
The definition of rape is changing by the day. However, I would assume that most guys don't have anything to worry about.
1 Sueable 2018-09-28
When your young there’s def a time where it’s hard to tell where the line is, and I’m still young.
1 sams_seed 2018-09-28
Yeah youngstas is buckwild i got me one myself
The other day he was hittin it from behind and i tried to bend my back like a shrimp. He was not havin none of that. He pushed down on my back did a whole chiropractic manipulation unfolded me like a damn lawnchair
1 Sueable 2018-09-28
Trying to make me jealous? Fucking bitch.