We've got a real mutual contempt co-dependent thing going right now boys.

Butthole lips

and a nose like your belly button

What a dumpster fire that was.

Dumpster brand trash bins should be capitalized, sir. Further, Dumpster is a fine company and does not deserve to be associated with whatever the hell Mary Jean does.

I wanted so badly for Luis to knock this trashy bitch out. That would have made me irrationally happy.

She's the type of lowlife to hold a massive grudge for months/years and spend hours trying to convince some <80 IQ lumphead she knows at the gym to jump/assault Luis up after the fact. Worthless cumhole.

Why do whores look down upon other whores? Fucking 5 dudes in front of a camera for money doesn't make you a better person than a whore hooker blowing a middle-aged dude on the parking of a Burger King for 10 bucks.

I had a stripper once that wouldn't continue dancing for me until I said that prostitutes aren't people.

I had a stripper once that wouldn't continue dancing for me until I said that prostitutes aren't people.

I would have came in my pants right there.

seriously, just take a my wallet

I don't know, dude. Her saying that shattered my hopes of getting blown for an extra 20.

I swear to God one time a stripper said she'd blow me for $40 in the back, but every time I asked if I'd heard her correctly she'd "play" dumb and act like she didn't know what I was saying. It made me question if I'd even heard it. I wouldn't take her up on the offer though since she could essentially steal my money, and then who could I complain to? I'd have to beat her up if that happened. No one was giving her any business, when was a middle aged mexican and we were all paying the young white girls. She lingered around our group hoping someone would toss some cash her way, but nobody did. At least take your old tits out, bitch.

Did ya?

Did I what?

That poor Mexican whore. Its not a tear in my eye, just really dusty in here I promise.

She was right

MY RESPONSE: I used to be friends with a stripper for a LONG time (knew her from high school) she had EXACTLY the same mentality and would compete/shit-talk with the other 'dancers' at her place of work (fun fact: if you are attractive enough and have $$$ a 'stripper' will fuck you for 3 figures, at least this girl did)

Girls compete with each other like men do but it's way more overt with men, males get arranged into alphas/jocks/nerd etc. quite quickly in life whereas women snipe at each other for years passive aggressively. Faggot men do this too

It's a perceived "seniority". Remember, they are all vapid cunts. Porn stars really do consider themselves better than your run of the mill hooker. Don't plenty of those tramps trick on the side (escort) as opposed to just walking the track (that is term for the street you see hoes walking up and down)?

a hooker blowing a middle-aged dude on the parking lot of a Burger King for 10 bucks.

Where do you live again? In his economy, you can't beat these bargain-basement prices

I am a Eurofag. There are plenty of African whores that let you do a lot more than that if you're willing to take the risk.

Tanya Whording

There are multiple videos of her violently attacking people. She’s a loser that will do the work herself. We don’t need to speculate that she would get someone to try to beat a guy up. She is even worse than that.

She is even worse than that.

yes she's Mexican

Nice eye bags stupid

Does she apply makeup with a baseball bat? Or is that just wishful thinking.

She use a makeup gun

Found Erock

Bitch takes make-up tips from the female Gremlin

What a show that was with her and "Bert" Calta

Nice amblyopia and fake tits, stupid.

I'd fuck this idiot for the going rate in SE Asia.

She really is pretty ugly. Facially.

Is there any other kind of ugly?

In her soul, which she is too.

Thank God she has fat buhbs, but I don't think those come across on radio.

What type of porn star is she,only found an older porn of hers,she had a decent body back then,but the implants looked like garbage.

Just because she's not funny and interesting doesn't mean that she isn't good in talk radio.

Yuck. The Worm is a rich cunt. To be constantly friendzone by such an uggo pornstar, It's the epitome of failure.

Too fat for normies, too thin for chubby chasers. Too ugly for porn, too grating for radio.

Not a fan?

I am not

I like great big fat women and shes too small for me.

Too weird to live, too rare to die.

On the other hand she'd be perfect for one of those efukt compilation with that Bill Burr sounding motherfucker.

If everything but her head showed up in an Uber I'd really be ok with it.

Those lips look like that could empty a swimming in 15 seconds

This bitch makes my dick rock hard...

Sexy bitches with ugly faces will let you do anything to em

Username checks out

Fuck off you reddit-speaking retard.

Username checks out

Thanks for being an awesome human. You lost, homphobe. Ya'll folks. Consent can be withdrawn at any time.

Now THAT's reddit speak.

I lost my virginity to a girl like this. Her personality was so annoying I had trouble getting hard. It's been strictly cock from then on.

Did she shame you for not getting hard?

She was sweet about it but I took her niceness for condescension (it probably was, knowing women) and that made me resent her which made it even harder to get hard.

That's when I understood I'm a neurotic faggot.

getting a man hard is the woman's job. At least that's how I justify it...

Most women act porn star horny cause they think it gets dudes excited. I get turned off by that shit, don't moan when you're rubbing my dick while my jeans are still on. They mean well but I still have my clothes on and you're moaning bitch? Where's the motivation to fuck you good if you're already moaning if I haven't done anything?

Most dudes are fucking retarded because way too many girls do this for it not to regularly work for them. And if you don't pant like a dog in heat they call you a fag to all their girlfriends.

Women are cunts and men give them the power to act like a cunts because most men are pussies. Cheers gang!

Jesus I’m glad I’m married. What kind of awful women are you meeting? Good for you for not putting up with the bullshit, though. I can’t imagine being single in today’s world, with the way people act now. I know everyone makes fun of marriage, but if you find someone that’s going to turn you on for 40 years and is someone you genuinely love and get along with, it’s the best. Plus, she will never find out how many cocks I suck.

Everybody wants that but somehow lots of people including me sabotage true love because god forbid you make a long term emotional investment in somebody. You're more worried about losing a soulmate than enjoying the time spent together. Better kill it quickly before you waste decades of time only to separate anyway.

This sub is pretty funny sometimes though so it all evens out.

And it’s easy for me to say - I lucked out and I know it. Lots of guys struggle for years just to find someone normal.

Love is rare I'm happy for you this was just an amphetamine fueled creative writing exercise.

Someone give me gold I'm a genius.

God damn I thought I was the only one

Good man.

I have a feeling your impotence had atleast something to do with the fact that you are a homosexual.

Yes, hence the strictly cock. What are your plans this weekend ;) ?

Fag.

Atta boy.

Porsalin should release over the weekend, guaranteeing there is no resign for those two stupid fucks.

He is releasing it today if you check his twitter.

god those lips are fucking disgusting.

Lips like a fuckin doorstep

I like her.

turtle power

i'm a sucker for fake lips and tits so sorry brothamen, gonna have to punch out!

She's a public toilet.

She's a dime a dozen in the Bronx. Go to Fordham road and you can pick up a woman looking like her that could at least fry up some tostones .

I bet she fucked everyone but Jim.

Sam tried but he came pulling it out of his pants.

Leonardo Leeds, Donatello does machines. Raphael is cool, but rude, and Mary Jean is a party dude!

listeners? the idea of that show having dedicated listeners is unthinkable.

Holy Collagen Lips! She can't even apply lipstick to those lumpy abscesses properly.

"We can't let that uptight prude Dennis Quaid dictate our show!"

This is the dumbest thing walking the planet.

The first stretch mark near her armpit is named Rueben or to friends "Rue Rue" . Next to Rueben is Jam but I think that's a nickname not sure though as Jams a bit standoffish. Now the stretch marks on the right boobie woobie is a whole nother situation leave it alone. Trust me.

All the people who listened or potentially would screamed at them that Mary Jean was an awful person and atrociously boring guest. What did that cause Jim and Sam to do? Book her once or twice a month for more than a year after fans and potential fans were up in arms after about appearance 3. This is the sort of bullshit Sam has done his entire life at all opportunities. Booking Mary Jean twenty times after people said "Knock it off" after the third appearance is the sort of thing that he thinks makes him a "wrestling heel" that "they boys just love to hate." No, it makes him a shitty, unprofessional broadcaster.

I wonder if Cowhead was impressed by the porn star bit? Being from Tampa radio and whatnot? IDK, is Tampa known for strippers and porn stars? Maybe Jim and Sam get a boost from ol' Cowhead.

I swear to God one time a stripper said she'd blow me for $40 in the back, but every time I asked if I'd heard her correctly she'd "play" dumb and act like she didn't know what I was saying. It made me question if I'd even heard it. I wouldn't take her up on the offer though since she could essentially steal my money, and then who could I complain to? I'd have to beat her up if that happened. No one was giving her any business, when was a middle aged mexican and we were all paying the young white girls. She lingered around our group hoping someone would toss some cash her way, but nobody did. At least take your old tits out, bitch.

Did I what?