Jim: "We're in contract negotiations, so we want to put on the best show possible."

114  2018-09-28 by MalcolmX_InTheMiddle

Hey baaaaaby boy, how about you put on the best show possible every day? Then you don't have to tap dance the last 2 weeks of a contract.

Keep playing on your phone, right out of a job. Shit dick.

38 comments

1  Phkna1 2018-09-28

Their best show is worse than a syphilitic dick.

1  BreastWood_One 2018-09-28

He actually mentioned us the other day, I know we're getting into his head.

1  RapistWithHIV 2018-09-28

What was said.

1  Purplestahli 2018-09-28

Nigga... You cant say "he mentioned us" and then not dish out the juicy deets.

1  InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-09-28

he doesn't need to go into detail. Millions of people including 99% of this sub listens religiously

1  CordouroyStilts 2018-09-28

You haven't been here long

1  WillyCosby 2018-09-28

Kill yourself. I'd be surprised if 1% of this place listened to that shit more than once a month

1  homerj123 2018-09-28

Millions of people including 99% of this sub listens to J&S

I cancelled SIRI the day after they fired Anthony.

1  BPWhalen 2018-09-28

Hey Siri, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN?

1  homerj123 2018-09-28

SIRI: Calling Sue Lightning...

1  David_Tosk 2018-09-28

I've heard maybe 10 min of clips in total since they started. And they was all horseshit

1  UNDERAGEGRAPIST 2018-09-28

I've listened to an hour and a half total of that show. It's fucking horrible.

1  AngryHugo 2018-09-28

Three hours of silence would be an improvement over that horseshit.

1  jongilbonnie 2018-09-28

Exactly, bring back fez!

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-28

RUDE and #RUDE!

1  porcupine_27 2018-09-28

He was truly a visionary.

1  AngryHugo 2018-09-28

Welcome back to the Ron and Bowl of Gravy Show

1  jokespot 2018-09-28

Take the stick Fez

1  scarletknight2 2018-09-28

Cakehorn

1  rsroot 2018-09-28

Cookie.....cookie...

1  LookyLookyMissCookie 2018-09-28

Is today the last day?

1  EastSideDan 2018-09-28

Of the old contract. They signed a new one already.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-28

Despite saying they haven't and "it's not a radio bit"? Shocking.

1  LamarThePotato 2018-09-28

Baby boy is so naive and enraging at the same time.

This man-child sees his 2 year radio contracts as a morning side-gig where he goes to eat breakfast and take a shit, now the man-with-many-options is panicking..

1  lispychicken 2018-09-28

  1. No clothing talk
  2. No wrestling talk
  3. No MMA nor wrestling guests
  4. No Sam
  5. Bring back Opie, push Jim to 3rd mic, also bring in someone funny who has radio direction and chops
  6. Stop making lists stupid
  7. No porn stars
  8. Jim is not allowed to talk about anything political
  9. If Jim mentions trannys at any point into a discussion with a guest, he gets a tooth pulled
  10. Jim has to address Opie as "Sir"

1  SpitItoutSocrates 2018-09-28

  1. One single utterance of "Its a tough one man" or anything middle of the road-ish is grounds for termination. Have an opinion or don't, moron.

  2. Louis CK and D.L. Hugley are allowed in at anytime they please and can decide to have Jim wait outside the building while they're in studio.

1  lispychicken 2018-09-28

I god damn love D.L. Even if we don't agree politically, he's damn funny and has good angles. Hell, I'd have him in twice a week if I had anything to say about it.

Any time Jim stays middle of the road, he has to drink a beer.

1  SuaveRico 2018-09-28

  1. No "I didn't get to see the whole show/movie/album" talk.

  2. Lock his phone away before the show starts.

  3. BE FUNNY.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-28

Can you ever imagine Ron Bennington saying, "I didn't get to see the whole show/movie/album."?

And especially him saying it and then openly blaming his staff/company?

1  SWIMsfriend 2018-09-28

Yes I can, he says it multiple times a day on Bennington, have you never listened to the show he does with his daughter and the other yes men? When was the last time you listened to Ron and Fez anyway

1  NGJimmy 2018-09-28

Back in the day, I assumed that I'd listen to Ronnie B. as long as he decided to extend his career. But that show he does with his daughter was the drizzling shits. Hicks was cool though.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-28

She had a kid and only comes in once or twice a week at the end of the show for 30-45 minutes.

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Enjoy it while it lasts. This version of Bennington is as close to R&F as it gets (sans Fez and Dave).

1  NGJimmy 2018-09-28

Good lookin out. Smooches.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-28

Gail hasn't been regularly on Bennington in weeks.... So, there's that.

1  JMueller2012 2018-09-28

> Louis CK and D.L. Hugley are allowed in at anytime they please and can decide to have Jim wait outside the building while they're in studio.

1  MartyVanB 2018-09-28

So more WWE wrestlers and MMA fighters?

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-28

Even better, Mary Jean...

1  chik-fil-a 2018-09-28

He'll probably let out a really smelly fart, that'll impress the executives at Sirius.

1  scarletknight2 2018-09-28

A NY apartment gonna require alot of gigs.... ALOT of gigs

1  danTHEdikc 2018-09-28

"I'm tired, my Uber was late, I'm leaving early, after I shit. The craft of comedy isn't what most civilians think it is, lots of hard work and writing goes into it. Otto & Colin did most of my writing and now I'm moving into a more prop act to branch out with my characters when I'm not drinking some Nordic tranny's piss."

1  kpfarley 2018-09-28

I call it the tranny and wwe show god it sucks I listen to msnbc and morning joe for laughs now.