Smug Jim looks down at people using aliases online [2:46], insists Artie/Ant & Bill Schulz do great shows, later admits he doesn't watch them. [3:47 / 5:59]

26  2018-09-28 by RapistWithHIV

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He doesn't watch them because he doesn't want to be influenced. How many times must we go over this.

Genuine Jim pretends he follows Artie & Ant's show.

Genuine Jim lies about watching Bill Schulz's show.

Genuine Jim pontificates about the brilliance of Nana Cumia.

Genuine Jim disingenuously praises Dan Naderman.

Genuine Jim discusses Anthony like he's a legendary celebrity

"I haven't heard it Jim" makes an appearance, but still takes safe neutral stance, conveniently.

Brennan hilariously shits on Dave Ladau for being a nobody.

Jim & Sam repeatedly condescend Brennan for his career being in the shitter & boast about their fancier Sirius contracts (this was in February, lol). Brennan, one of few people who speaks honestly about other comedians with entertaining disregard for his own career is getting shit on by two of the weasliest little phony worms in the business. I can't wait for the Ant & Unemployed Jim show. Maybe Brennan will have him on.

If you aren't all cranked up on Adderall right now then you've got problems.

I'm amped up on burning hatred of Jim Norton.

You are doing the lords work, rapistwithhiv

"He (Anthony) can talk about anything for any length of time .."

Really? Can he talk about the influence of logical positivism on late 20th century analytic philosophy, or about the defining characteristics of Italian neorealism, or about the concept of perdition in different Protestant denominations? Can he even actually talk about world politics, or fuck that, even US politics without regurgitating the least inspired most platitudinous partisan talking points over and over?

No, he can't. He can't "talk about anything for any length of time", you deluded fag. This, more than anything else, is the reason I dislike Jim and Ant right now. They somehow bought into the idea that they are refined worldly conversationalists, when there's a whole cosmos of things they can't even fathom way beyond their Jersey trash horizons.

to be fair, those things sound like nerd shit

Jim doesn't even have a account for compound media. He mentioned Keith won't give him a free one.

Why support your friends when you can whine for handouts. He wouldn’t listen anyway, he’s got a lot of projects he’s thinking about. It’s hard to keep up with hot button political drivel when you’re waiting for Colin to revive Tough Crowd.

What was his alias on chaturbate? StormJ or some shit?

Why didn't he use his real name?