Tom Segura
8 2018-09-28 by maynardsabeast
I hate stand up comedy. I legitimately think that the "art form" sucks. It's oversaturated and has lost all its luster and charm. I truly hate it. With that said I think Tom Segura is 1 of maybe like 4 comedians who are actually good at it and really funny. How does this sub feel about him? I've never heard anyone rip him or talk shit about him which is a good sign but I also feel like he deserves to be venerated like an entrepreneur. When you talk about the combination of podcasts, standup, and then general social media and just being a person I think Segura is easily one of the 5-10 funniest people in the world. By no means does he deserve to be legend status like Norm, Chapelle, and Colin but I think he's second tier where he's not a deity or god but he's in a tier with the likes of Mullen and Soder. Guys that deserve the smallest amount of hate from a place that brings the hate better then the rest
55 comments
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-09-28
Bean
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
I don't understand but I'm confident that it's positive and in No way disrespectful to myself or Mr. Segura
1 edgars_teeth 2018-09-28
I'm a big fan of the water champ's podcast. On the other, I haven't seen much of his stand up so really no clue.
1 sobersally 2018-09-28
I don’t think it’s as good as his podcast, thanks jeans
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
He's fucking good. Like I said I hate stand up. I get no enjoyment out of watching it. I know too much about it, I know all their gay little tricks and am exhausted seeing it and hearing these queers wax poetically about "the art", I've seen too much of it and can't even enjoy it from comics that I actually like. With all of that said though Segura is genuinely good at it. He's just a funny dude. Watch his latest special on Netflix next time you have downtime, you'll be thanking me
1 Naga_Nooch 2018-09-28
Segura is pretty damn good.
1 Zach86 2018-09-28
He’s a great Japanese comedian
1 homerj123 2018-09-28
Besides this shill quality post. I have no idea who this Tom Segura guy is. But I do know Mullen sucks.
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
God forbid someone expresses that they like a thing. They then Become a shill And of course a capital F Faggot. Also saying Mullen sucks is fucking dumb
1 homerj123 2018-09-28
You seem like a lowercase faggot.
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
Legit good one. Bodied me
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-28
He fuckin boomed you
1 sobersally 2018-09-28
I like his podcast a lot with his wife but I’ve never been a big fan of his stand up
1 Air_Rangoon 2018-09-28
Gold, midget piss, and Muppet piss aren't the same kind of thing.
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
I don't understand how anyone can hate Mullen. That dude is hilarious. I can understand if you don't like Cumtown cause of Adam or especially cause of the fat greek but Nick is just a beast on that show. Makes me laugh more than anyone. His 2 hours of cumtown per week usually includes multiple "lols". He's just riff city all day every day and comes up with funnier shit than most comics fully fleshed out standup bits that they work for years on. Sometimes it's impressively clever or smart and sometimes it's literally the stupidest and most immature things a person can say but either way it's very very funny
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-09-28
Mullen's stand up is undeveloped but he's a goddamn retarded ass riff machine who consistently strikes gold on radio and podcasts.
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-28
Link please
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-09-28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJVMHp3HEsA
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
Well it's a good thing standup fucking sucks and life is all about broadcasting
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
I was gonna name some riffs and bits I particularly enjoyed but there's too many. I lol like 7 times per episode. It would be some of the greatest comedy on any platform ever if it weren't for stavros being such an insufferable, unfunny, annoying piece of shit every single episode. I don't understand why everyone likes Stav and hates Adam. Adam is useful and has thick skin. Stavros laughs uncontrollably and annoyingly at fucking everything to the point where some people can't even stand to listen. His only contribution to the show is telling nick that "he loves that bit" and then literally 10x per episode singing song parodies about being gay and suckinfndick. It's fucking awful. Singing song parodies is the lowest form of comedy. It's something every person does. Literally people do that while they cook and play with their pets. The lamest person you've ever met sings song parodies to themselves. It's the worst and it's the only thing he ever does. It makes me cringe
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-09-28
How much coke and/or speed did you do tonight.
Or if you’re having a manic episode, that’s alright too. You’re going to be ok.
Also, try it out
1 sweetbunny1000 2018-09-28
I don’t really find Soder and Mullen funny as a stand-up. Soder’s recent special never made me laugh. But yeah, whenever they are within a group conversation, they are always the funniest.
1 Woodaby 2018-09-28
He's great. His standup is great. His podcast is great. Try it out.
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
Excuse me but WHAT THE FUCK do you mean "try it out". Are you tryna get cute with me you fucking CUNT? Seriously I JUST FUCKING SAID he's hilarious. How dare you imply that I've never watched his stuff. Are you trying to make an enemy for life? Are you trying to get beat up? Seriously bro, watch your fucking tone and your sarcastic little quips around me cause IM NOT THE ONE son
1 Woodaby 2018-09-28
Sorry. I thought you were a hardcore guy.
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
Did you not see my reply? It doesn't get more hardcore than that
1 Woodaby 2018-09-28
I wouldn't say I'm a sweetheart. I'm more of a hot,white trash, cum dump.
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-28
So to are we all
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
Braggart
1 JustPooch 2018-09-28
His 3 Netflix specials are really good and only get better than the last. Been listening to YMH recently and the only mark against his character is that he's good friends with Bert Kreischer.
Piss on me, beat me, try it out. I'mhomerightnow.
1 4SkinFred 2018-09-28
No. They get a little worse but they're still good. His 1st netflix special is by far his best.
1 OpieTittyBamBang 2018-09-28
I saw him live and he was really good, which was surprising because the LA comedy buddies he runs with are all atrocious. Looks like he has two podcasts, which one is worth subscribing to, or are both worth a shot?
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
Your MomS House seems to be pretty well liked and funny. I've heard a lot of funny clips but honestly don't subscribe. I'm not even sure why I don't subscribe. In fact I'm gonna go ahead and subscribe right now. It's with his wife which sounds like the kiss of death but she's actually pretty chill for a broad and all
1 PhilipMarma 2018-09-28
He’s really good—funny and likeable. But let’s get serious here, Bert Kreischer fucking stinks.
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
Berts probably a swell guy to hang with. But yeah, his comedy is pretty damn lackluster and the taking off the shirt shtick is unbelievably unfunny and just makes me uncomfortable
1 porcupine_27 2018-09-28
Id only hang out with him because he seems like the desperate for attention guy at the bar who will buy you booze if you talk with him.
1 Dreamteam420 2018-09-28
Marc normand
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
Agreed. I was gonna list him but recalled people hating on him here. A lot of people think he's a liar cause they can't believe that a semi famous man can easily get a lot of puss on the road and in NYC. Him and his completely believable stories being called into question by ugly slobs on this depression sub
1 Dreamteam420 2018-09-28
Dude is charming af and i could see him being sly with the ladies.His podcast with list is pretty entertaining .
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
Yeah I shouldn't have left him off because a few nerds can't believe that he gets laid sometimes. He's definitely on that tier
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-28
He has the perfect personality for one night stands. Too bad his dickhole is full of shit.
1 Woodaby 2018-09-28
In defense of the incels who post here, one of the stories he told that they couldn't believe was that he lost his virginity to a prostitute in New Orleans when he was in high school. Fucking Liar!
Oh and he recorded himself jerking off and no longer has the tape. Fucking braggart liar!
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-09-28
Never heard of him but his name sounds stupid.
1 Reaktif 2018-09-28
I like Segura. He's in an okay tier of comedian where you'd watch it to fill time. His past standups aren't bad. I also like Gary Gulman, so what do I know.
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-28
He laughs really hard when people get hurt, he's a good egg
1 SamRobertsSucks 2018-09-28
I like Segura, but now want to hate him because you got all gushy about him.
1 Superbad415 2018-09-28
“2nd tier not quite a deity or god...” I hope you don’t revere any of these contemporary as people who created the sun.
1 nunyobisnez 2018-09-28
Don't let all these absolute maggots (bert, that one dyke with the glasses, etc.) ruin standup. theres always been talentless bandwagon hopping dickheads trying to get theirs. it is pretty fucking terrible right now though, my god
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
It's not just the shit ones. Even the guys I like I can't get too into anymore. A major problem is every comedian in a mad dash to (A) follow the Louis standard of 1 special per year and (2) rushing to put them out for that sweet sweet Netflix money. They're so much better off waiting every 2-5 years if they care about their legacy and quality
1 nunyobisnez 2018-09-28
Agreed, also that they usually become spineless from the comfort of success. Even watching Norm on The View was painful
1 ericthemidget_ 2018-09-28
You need to kill yourself
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
You're boring and if we had a "suicide contest" I guarantee you would be the far better candidate for doing it
1 ericthemidget_ 2018-09-28
Do ya
1 individual02 2018-09-28
You’re all fucking retards with no taste
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
I love these kind of comments. This is where I ask what you like and you don't answer
1 individual02 2018-09-28
I like really obscure stuff. Stuff you’ve probably never heard of.
1 porcupine_27 2018-09-28
He's one of the only LA comics I enjoy but dont want to see him on here cause inevitably one of you fucks will find something about him to hate and I will have to quit listening to his podcast.
1 UNsavetheUS 2018-09-28
I like that he is not racist and openly supports democratic causes.
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
Cool bit you're doing here. Not a waste of time at all.
1 nek0mancer666 2018-09-28
Christine ain’t funny and only has mommies at her shows because no one else would laugh at her stupid YMH references
1 maynardsabeast 2018-09-28
God forbid someone expresses that they like a thing. They then Become a shill And of course a capital F Faggot. Also saying Mullen sucks is fucking dumb