"I have options"

86  2018-09-27 by cucktastrophy

22 comments

1  Hot_Cosby_ 2018-09-27

Sweet Jesus....

1  rumbleofthunder14 2018-09-27

Should have been aborted.

1  GippslandJimmy 2018-09-27

He was

1  ElFaporino 2018-09-27

Luckily the hanger only hit the dense forehead plate on old dinosaur face

1  GippslandJimmy 2018-09-27

Define 'luckily.'

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-09-27

For wwe shareholders

1  fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-09-27

His options are yes please and thank you

1  WhoGotCourt 2018-09-27

Noose, pills, handgun...all good choices

1  Clit_Beastwood_ 2018-09-27

Down-syndrome mowgli ass nigga

1  MonsterSteve 2018-09-27

This is the result of modern medicine. He should not be alive to spread his genes. Our species is doomed.

1  c0mposition 2018-09-27

That's not how foreheads are supposed to be.

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-09-27

He's got a fivehead

1  Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2018-09-27

I wasn't prepared for that image. Jesus fucking Christ.

1  AdminsFuckedMeOver 2018-09-27

You have one option, and it’s suicide

1  dennyofalcone 2018-09-27

Anyone have the story on this poor guy? Unfortunately, this isn’t the first time I’ve seen that picture.

1  Patmcpsu 2018-09-27

He shot up his school in 2002

1  TheSmallGiantt 2018-09-27

For some reason every time I see this picture I can almost feel my fingers running across his forehead and feeling the popcorn ceiling texture.

1  holodog 2018-09-27

Like while you whisper loving reassurances in his ear?

1  Douchegeyser 2018-09-27

A popcorn ceiling in a restaurant kitchen, above the pitco frialator 40-s.

1  DegenerateLoony 2018-09-27

He can go back to flipping quarters off his ankle.

1  ImOkLooking 2018-09-27

TBH it's heartwarming to see Sam isn't the only one of his species.

1  Colin_Bowell 2018-09-27

NSFW please

1  AnthonyDLC 2018-09-27

Sams gay