Sam Roberts Emporium

9  2018-09-27 by Outofthefuckingblue

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So what do you do there Ted?

We grow effeminate mongoloids that weasle their way into hosting positions on radio shows Gregory.

Are they good at what they do?

Not really. The ones we have can only reform conversations into questions using a sarcastic tone and most are latent homosexuals. Their little bowels are only capable of processing chicken tendies.

They can't eat anything else?

No Gregory if they do they will have explosive diarrhea and get covered in feces.

Or a Hypocrisy album cover.