Who the fuck would agree to be Jim Norton's sponsor anyway? What real recovered alcoholic would put up with calls going "hey man, my neanderthal cohost just ate some BEER-BATTERED fishsticks across the table from me and I'm having a full-blown panic attack, dude."
every time I swing by the dollar tree I always make sure I grab Auntie Jimmi a few cans of after shave and some of those microwaveable Jamaican Beef patties s/he loves
The fact he hasnt heard "nice red pant stupid" enough times to stop wearing them is proof enough that the cellar crew is and has always been a bunch of faggots
What could be sexually attracted to that? It would take deep emotional connection to overide his crippling ugliness but to bad he lacks the character to maintain meaningful relationships.
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1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-26
Auntie Emmy
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-09-26
Aunt Jamie
1 Drumchapel 2018-09-26
Aunt Cumia
1 ChadKensingtonBulge 2018-09-26
He looks like he smells like menthol cough drops and dollar store after shave.
1 sams_seed 2018-09-26
Both those things are too risky for him. What with the sugar and alcohol content
1 theropers 2018-09-26
How many times do you think Jim has smelled aftershave or rubbing alcohol and had to talk to a sponsor afterward
1 ProfessorChipperson 2018-09-26
Who the fuck would agree to be Jim Norton's sponsor anyway? What real recovered alcoholic would put up with calls going "hey man, my neanderthal cohost just ate some BEER-BATTERED fishsticks across the table from me and I'm having a full-blown panic attack, dude."
1 toe_trigger 2018-09-26
You're right, he probably just picks up the phone and talks to the dial tone.
1 flankspankrank 2018-09-26
i'm surprised he doesn't relapse with that hand sanitizer.
1 ChocomelTM 2018-09-26
He looks like he's happy to have finished another chemo session
1 BlobbyKelly00 2018-09-26
He looks like he smells like cum.
1 CacaDick 2018-09-26
Also looks like a fucking corpse.
1 LeQuanVonBrown 2018-09-26
Mothballs and K-Y Jelly
1 chippersan 2018-09-26
every time I swing by the dollar tree I always make sure I grab Auntie Jimmi a few cans of after shave and some of those microwaveable Jamaican Beef patties s/he loves
1 Jungies 2018-09-26
He should lean into it and take up knitting.
1 chainsofknowledge 2018-09-26
No joke that would be a good adult hobby for him that would help him meet women.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-09-26
He's slowly turning from Chip into Chip's mother.
1 JohnDough911 2018-09-26
Does he own one decent shirt?
1 halfwholediminished 2018-09-26
he's a millionaire that doesn't own a single decent article of clothing.
1 Treeckosis 2018-09-26
Maybe we should give him credit for that. At least he knows that whatever outfit he slimes his little way into, ain't gonna help.
1 halfwholediminished 2018-09-26
he could at least dress his age, for christ's sake
1 NetherMoore 2018-09-26
Millionaire? Have chaturbate tokens become a crypto currency?
1 helobious1 2018-09-26
Bet the Cellar vets would "nice shirt, stupid" him into oblivion.
1 quasi100 2018-09-26
The fact he hasnt heard "nice red pant stupid" enough times to stop wearing them is proof enough that the cellar crew is and has always been a bunch of faggots
1 LoloTheRogan 2018-09-26
Oy I have ta get de circular for de grocery stooore to get the specials on meat oh hope they have Cuepins so I can afford the low fat yogurt
1 commissarjb 2018-09-26
What happened to Toast?
1 Leofan7 2018-09-26
He past.
1 slothlivesmatter 2018-09-26
Still holdin'
1 JMueller2012 2018-09-26
Those adidas are bad
1 jjoharanyc1 2018-09-26
Pop pop just hasn’t looked the same since the chemo started.
1 dionysus187 2018-09-26
pop pop? thats generous, could easily be a bald older woman who went through chemo
1 hard_to_explain 2018-09-26
My aunt is really awesome. She listens to Ozzy and puts mustard on everything
1 shawnshankredemshawn 2018-09-26
Aunt Jimmima
1 lawntoilet 2018-09-26
Aw you beat me too it, there it is!
Let's go to the phones, SNOWAYYY!
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-09-26
Testosterone. Stat
1 earlsgrandma 2018-09-26
Niggas head is photoshopped to look like an egg, I hope. Looks like Lou Gossett Jr's head in Enemy Mine.
1 Kalikhead 2018-09-26
You nailed it.
https://youtu.be/K6iKELaJ1ZQ
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2018-09-26
So gross
1 donald_kingsley 2018-09-26
Non-alcoholic whine aunt
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-09-26
I wish that wasn’t so fucking adorable
1 SuperToes845 2018-09-26
Why yes I have.
1 NOFX_SUCKS 2018-09-26
Jim totally shaves his arm and leg hair weekly
1 egates09 2018-09-26
she hasn't been well since the breast cancer diagnosis
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-26
Cool Whine Aunt
1 heatversion 2018-09-26
Doesn't quite roll off the tongue
1 Layzerbeamz 2018-09-26
Has she been undergoing chemo for the last 15 years?
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-09-26
I have two aunts. They both have boob jobs and fuck guys in their 30's.
This dude is GREAT aunt Norton.
1 DasterdlyDutch 2018-09-26
Feed auntie
1 HoagieErocktion 2018-09-26
Sissy Sammy Roberts?
1 darcebaug 2018-09-26
She's been so brave through the breast cancer.
1 TheLastMrNiceGuy 2018-09-26
Auntie Jamie :)
1 Cleon9700 2018-09-26
Hey it’s the guy from Spider-Man
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-09-26
Something wrong with your camera’s color settings in the right panel, dude. Looks like it’s replacing burgundy with blue.
1 wogcheese 2018-09-26
Aunty Smeagle
1 wogcheese 2018-09-26
Ravaged by AIDs
1 dave72988 2018-09-26
Jimmy please starting lifting non pink rubber dumbells and start eating the yolks of the egg and not just the whites
1 LocalxD 2018-09-26
Look at those snazzy red pants! Where do I get myself a pair?
1 brmlb 2018-09-26
Ant and Jim, so what about Nana and Gigi? Gigi visiting, bringing cookies to feed Nana
1 SorryFiMAGADog 2018-09-26
He looks like Mama Harper.
1 Weirdo420 2018-09-26
His teeth are probably dry
1 TwattyMcTwatterson 2018-09-26
Auntie N looks like her chemo is working.
1 googledhowtobehuman 2018-09-26
What could be sexually attracted to that? It would take deep emotional connection to overide his crippling ugliness but to bad he lacks the character to maintain meaningful relationships.
1 we_ball 2018-09-26
He admitted to Gordon Ramsey yesterday that he's never cooked. This poor woman is helpless.
1 NashuaDan 2018-09-26
Auntie is settling well into her full-blown AIDS
1 chippersan 2018-09-26
auntie jimmi??
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-09-26
It's like he's dressing like a hipster on the bottom half but the top half is a shitty metal fan.
1 bibidibobidifaggot 2018-09-26
He's waiting for someone to feed him
1 rumbleofthunder14 2018-09-26
I HATE how he sits in the studio, with his leg crossed over in his dumb office chair. Woah you're so hip and irreverent maaaan.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-09-26
those maroon pants are infuriating.
1 cabaretcabaret 2018-09-26
He looks like N'Golo Kante
1 Gr8Chan 2018-09-26
He looks like one of the littlest Goblins from the Hobbit. The one that buzzes down a zipline taking notes from the big boss Goblin.
1 fishbulbx 2018-09-26
I don't want to give Jim a big head, but doesn't he look a bit like old lady ozzy?
1 WilliamHenryJustice 2018-09-26
Im only calling him that from now on
1 insideman83 2018-09-26
ugh. get back in your gimp suit, freak. you're scaring the children.
1 theropers 2018-09-26
How many times do you think Jim has smelled aftershave or rubbing alcohol and had to talk to a sponsor afterward