I really wish I could find the audio of all the times he mentioned how he didn't know how to get podcasting equipment into the city, it was definitely more than once. The way he talked about it made me think that NYC had certain laws pertaining to it or you'd need a license for some of the stuff. I still don't understand wtf that was even about. Can someone find the audio of him mentioning it? /u/ccred95/u/braunheiser
Yeah I know, but the way he kept mentioning it and how it seemed like such an obstacle for him made me believe there were additional steps besides buying it and setting it up.
That is all you need, but a lot of these older guys like Jim and DiPaolo think you need an entire production studio because of set ups they’ve seen like Joe Rogan’s and are fairly retarded with technology anyways so they don’t know any better.
A simple portable recorder like a Tascam and a few basic mics and that’s it. Hit record and go to town, throw it in Audacity and edit it for ten minutes and you’re done.
you know which old faggot realizes how little is needed for a podcast? Opie
Playing Devil's Advocate: Jim thought podcasting required the same amount of audio equipment as radio (full-sized mixing boards, etc), and he didn't have a place in the city (aka an office) to put that much shit.
lol to be honest, i havent listened to either show in probably 2+ years. Ive actually never heard any opie and jimmy show at all except the anthony firing show, and the O vs J fight clips. I havent listened to anthony's show since the week ant got out of rehab lol
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This can’t be true. I refuse to believe not just one; but two “adult men” could be so ignorant. I applaud you for creating such an outlandish scenario.
I just listened. Jim actually didn't know and his reasoning was based on how maps always draw Alaska in the water. Sam was egging along, as he does.
But yes, Worm is a small world dummy
Honestly, the show is so bad even when they have guys like Colin & Vos on it's still unlistenable. Last time Colin was on, Jim was laughing about how he farted & Quinn was forced to smell it. Disgusting fucking hack. Last time I saw Bennington on, Sam danced to hip hop & talked about wiggery pop culture bullshit & shoes the entire time.
You are entirely correct. When they started I listened to a few shows and found the to be unbearable. They I listened when Colin and Vos were on, and even they couldn't save that shitshow.
I dont think they're any dumber than your average dipshit radio hosts, but they are profoundly uncurious about the world they live in and extraordinarily sheltered
I don't care if someone is stupid. I care if they act like an intellectual and thumb their noses at the middle-american populace as if they are smart just by virtue of living in NYC. Jim is dumber than Vos he just knows how to use his mouth properly.
You’re like a monkey sitting on a spinning rock flying through space circling a hot ball that’s also firing through space. And you’re talking about ISLANDS. Interesting
I was stunned to hear that. Even more so when Jimmy thinks he's qualified to have a conversation with actual physicists and tell them (for example) that he doesn't believe that nothing can go faster than light.
I didn't want to go over the dumb American clickbaity video of Americans pointing at where they think places are on a globe but it seems Americans are genuinely less informed. I learnt lots of those tiny ever changing ex USSR countries from football not school.
You're very dumb to fall for it, of course, but on the other hand, the fact that he wanted to do it in the first place shows that you do bother him. He needs to be able to say "look what these stupid motherfuckers will believe". But the need to say that to himself says a thing or two.
This is probably true. I don't listen to the show (it amazes me that people) do, but usually when a clip is posted about something like this it's never as ridiculous as the poster makes out.
This is probably true. I don't listen to the show (it amazes me that people do), but usually when a clip is provided for something like this it's never as ridiculous as the poster makes out.
Ni more like the post-modern man ,I mean one is college educated and thr other probably went to Alaska. They are just so self absorbed in their bullshit that nothing else matters.
I want to remind everyone that this is Jim Norton who tries to be the intelligent voice of reason. Remember this when he tries to talk about politics.
Oh and I no longer watch MMA but I always suspected he doesn’t know shit about the sport. I guess if he’s this stupid he couldn’t grasp how complex fighting is when you’re breaking down technique.
This was the funniest thing since Vos gave out his password.
It's like when that congressman was worried Guam might tip over, except they're just two guys on the radio and it doesn't matter, and the other man was in the House of Representatives.
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1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-09-26
It's hard to look at maps when you're jerking it to hulk hogan and edging to tranny porn
1 JMueller2012 2018-09-26
Jim doesn’t want to be influenced by the map’s material
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2018-09-26
oof
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2018-09-26
*p
1 SledgeBammer 2018-09-26
Mercator? I hardly know her. Ohhh!
1 late_50s_why 2018-09-26
I think not being able to get maps into the city has a lot to do with it
Shit i have been doing this bit for far too long
1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-09-26
I really wish I could find the audio of all the times he mentioned how he didn't know how to get podcasting equipment into the city, it was definitely more than once. The way he talked about it made me think that NYC had certain laws pertaining to it or you'd need a license for some of the stuff. I still don't understand wtf that was even about. Can someone find the audio of him mentioning it? /u/ccred95 /u/braunheiser
1 late_50s_why 2018-09-26
I would like to think all you need is a laptop and some USB mic
1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-09-26
Yeah I know, but the way he kept mentioning it and how it seemed like such an obstacle for him made me believe there were additional steps besides buying it and setting it up.
1 bornrevolution 2018-09-26
That is all you need, but a lot of these older guys like Jim and DiPaolo think you need an entire production studio because of set ups they’ve seen like Joe Rogan’s and are fairly retarded with technology anyways so they don’t know any better.
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-09-26
you know which old faggot realizes how little is needed for a podcast? Opie
1 bornrevolution 2018-09-26
holy shit
1 SkepticSloth 2018-09-26
The irony is that one of the best places to get audio/video equipment is B&H, located in - wait for it - Manhattan.
1 ScarletNumbered 2018-09-26
(((B&H)))
1 SolomonKull 2018-09-26
Playing Devil's Advocate: Jim thought podcasting required the same amount of audio equipment as radio (full-sized mixing boards, etc), and he didn't have a place in the city (aka an office) to put that much shit.
1 CCRed95 2018-09-26
lol to be honest, i havent listened to either show in probably 2+ years. Ive actually never heard any opie and jimmy show at all except the anthony firing show, and the O vs J fight clips. I havent listened to anthony's show since the week ant got out of rehab lol
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1 SolomonKull 2018-09-26
I know, right?
1 ProfessorChipperson 2018-09-26
To be fair to Jim, geography is a tough one man.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-09-26
Fucking Scccccummmbagg cartographers
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-09-26
Fucking Scccccummmbagg cartographers
1 PrinceAlena 2018-09-26
Maps are a motherfucker
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1 greygooser 2018-09-26
This can’t be true. I refuse to believe not just one; but two “adult men” could be so ignorant. I applaud you for creating such an outlandish scenario.
1 Hamburger212 2018-09-26
I just listened. Jim actually didn't know and his reasoning was based on how maps always draw Alaska in the water. Sam was egging along, as he does. But yes, Worm is a small world dummy
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-26
By that reasoning, he probably also thinks it's small.
1 fatshamers 2018-09-26
"Hawaii is definitely bigger than Alaska right?"
I could imagine that line leaving his dumb mouth.
1 winkleham 2018-09-26
I'm guessing he's only ever seen maps of the USA only. He must think that the part that borders with Canada has an amazingly straight shoreline.
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-09-26
Sam and Jim were like I was in the 3rd grade.....I Thought Hawaii was off the coast of California and Alaska was off the coast of Washington state.
1 WiltTheMilkman 2018-09-26
Have these retards never seen a fucking globe?
1 roberto-plant 2018-09-26
I bet you could convince Jim that the earth is flat with a few youtube videos.
1 patio87 2018-09-26
All this technology at our fingertips 24 hours a day and this stupid mother fucker never even looked at google maps.
1 Jhonopolis 2018-09-26
And one side just happens to be perfectly flat? What a fucking retard.
1 ImaginaryCatDreams 2018-09-26
In my thirties I had a friend ask me why Alaska was so cold when it was in the South Pacific
1 fartpoop22 2018-09-26
Alaska is this incredible island with around 500 miles of perfectly straight coastlin
1 GiygasFetus 2018-09-26
Norton is a dumb person. This is the guy who thought Earth's gravity was the result of its spinning.
1 EdguhMellencamp 2018-09-26
The lowest cumulative IQ of any radio duo ever.
1 late_50s_why 2018-09-26
They are figuring out how to get iq into the studio
1 WiltTheMilkman 2018-09-26
If only they could figure out how to get CQ in studio their show might be worth listening to for one day...
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-09-26
Honestly, the show is so bad even when they have guys like Colin & Vos on it's still unlistenable. Last time Colin was on, Jim was laughing about how he farted & Quinn was forced to smell it. Disgusting fucking hack. Last time I saw Bennington on, Sam danced to hip hop & talked about wiggery pop culture bullshit & shoes the entire time.
They should both be publicly hanged.
1 roberto-plant 2018-09-26
You are entirely correct. When they started I listened to a few shows and found the to be unbearable. They I listened when Colin and Vos were on, and even they couldn't save that shitshow.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-09-26
I dont think they're any dumber than your average dipshit radio hosts, but they are profoundly uncurious about the world they live in and extraordinarily sheltered
1 WiltTheMilkman 2018-09-26
I don't care if someone is stupid. I care if they act like an intellectual and thumb their noses at the middle-american populace as if they are smart just by virtue of living in NYC. Jim is dumber than Vos he just knows how to use his mouth properly.
1 semihat 2018-09-26
And that includes Dave and Bobo
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-26
With me! Stalker Patti!
1 WiltTheMilkman 2018-09-26
I haven't listened to that bit in years, and I still heard that in my head crystal clear. The David and Bobo show should replace Jim and Sam...
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-26
technically everywhere is an island
things that blow joe rogan
1 Fightingrooster 2018-09-26
You’re like a monkey sitting on a spinning rock flying through space circling a hot ball that’s also firing through space. And you’re talking about ISLANDS. Interesting
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2018-09-26
Tony Hinchcliff?
1 Trutinate 2018-09-26
They don't know simple 4th grade knowledge? I am surprised these two geniuses can find their way into work every day.
1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-09-26
They still think there's 52 states.
1 WiretapStudios 2018-09-26
Jim can't, he has someone drive him.
1 rodneymunch87 2018-09-26
That was the bit.
1 kevin_k 2018-09-26
I was stunned to hear that. Even more so when Jimmy thinks he's qualified to have a conversation with actual physicists and tell them (for example) that he doesn't believe that nothing can go faster than light.
1 late_50s_why 2018-09-26
It's because we have the commonality of language
1 Jhonopolis 2018-09-26
He has Karl Pilkington levels of intelligence, except its not a bit.
1 WestStarKinger666 2018-09-26
No. Karl has interesting insights into life. He might be autistic but Karl thinks about things. Morton is an Ignorant Self-absorbed Faggot.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-26
What about a jetplane, dude? Are you telling me something that goes overhead IN AN INSTANT isn't faster than light?
1 notadegenerate1 2018-09-26
I was gonna say something about Michiu Paku but I don't know how to spell his name.
1 kevin_k 2018-09-26
super close
1 StuntPeckah 2018-09-26
"We're two guys who combined aren't smarter than a 5th grader!"
1 notadegenerate1 2018-09-26
Hoohoo
1 1point44mb_is_fine 2018-09-26
I'm glad I was able to enjoy Jims advice show before learning what a moron he was.
1 lawyerherelistenup 2018-09-26
Just go to an open mic and do it man. (Jim's advice show in a nutshell)
1 stinkypussay 2018-09-26
They don't have a class called geography in American schools Denny... cuz every other country fucking sucks!!! Amirite Merica!!🇺🇸
1 Dennyislife 2018-09-26
I didn't want to go over the dumb American clickbaity video of Americans pointing at where they think places are on a globe but it seems Americans are genuinely less informed. I learnt lots of those tiny ever changing ex USSR countries from football not school.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-26
But tbh we don't really have a standardized geography course. Outside of history.
1 Dennyislife 2018-09-26
Geography wasn't just maps. It was like how seas, rivers and earthquakes and volcanoes happen. Where did you learn that shit?
1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-09-26
Sunday school
1 PlugsandLifts 2018-09-26
Lol this fag thinks volcanoes and earthquakes aren’t God’s punishment for sinners.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-26
Science.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-09-26
That's geology, we learn that in Earth Science in middle school.
1 stinkypussay 2018-09-26
Lol I was just taking the piss and trying to get a rise outa you guys when I said they don't teach geography in American schools!!
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-26
You're not necessarily wrong either.
1 bornrevolution 2018-09-26
OI AYE WUZ JUST TAKIN THA PISS MATE, BUGGER OFF BEFORE I SHANK YA MOM OUTSIDE TESCOS INNIT
1 stinkypussay 2018-09-26
Spot on
1 stinkypussay 2018-09-26
I learned those countries from the Eurovision Song Contest Lol
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-09-26
Chaturbate
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-09-26
Well, I've no doubt that you know where Dunkirk is, nigger. Won't be forgetting that on a map anytime soon, hey Limey.
1 rumbleofthunder14 2018-09-26
Never won a war by yourself ever, did you?
1 WillyCosby 2018-09-26
Maps are for civilians
1 Leofan7 2018-09-26
Did they also think it was right next to Hawaii? It said so on the map in school!
1 notadegenerate1 2018-09-26
Jim has a map of Hawaii on his back.
1 JimandFred 2018-09-26
Sam got a degree in Sociology.
1 SheGonGetIt 2018-09-26
Didn't Sam not know Europe or Asia was a continent or something along those lines? I tried erasing anything he's ever said out of my memory.
1 ASUS_PC 2018-09-26
They should hire someone with a 4th grade education just to sit there and tell them facts.
1 VicDumb 2018-09-26
*an island
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-09-26
Lol you listen
1 packitchofsositch 2018-09-26
It's called Jim trolling the sub.
You're very dumb to fall for it, of course, but on the other hand, the fact that he wanted to do it in the first place shows that you do bother him. He needs to be able to say "look what these stupid motherfuckers will believe". But the need to say that to himself says a thing or two.
1 peckaface 2018-09-26
Who's stupider the person who admits it on a nation radio show, or the people who believe what hes saying?
You can't just say something stupid like that, then say "I was only jokin"
1 packitchofsositch 2018-09-26
a) both
b) you can if you designed saying it in the first place to get the reaction. Have you never read a single Ann Coulter book?
1 winkleham 2018-09-26
This is probably true. I don't listen to the show (it amazes me that people) do, but usually when a clip is posted about something like this it's never as ridiculous as the poster makes out.
1 winkleham 2018-09-26
This is probably true. I don't listen to the show (it amazes me that people do), but usually when a clip is provided for something like this it's never as ridiculous as the poster makes out.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-09-26
"We're reality on crack! Paneraaaa!"
I'm only mocking myself :(
1 SteveCuntleesi 2018-09-26
Don't we have to listen to the show for the worm to troll us?
1 packitchofsositch 2018-09-26
No. Of course not. Fuck, no! Trolling has evolved so much that it can easily go through 40 stages to get to its intended source. Like butter.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-09-26
Somehow this isn't surprising
1 SalesCunt129 2018-09-26
Two guys who board a plane to go to other coasts but otherwise don’t go 50 miles outside of Manhattan. This is not surprising.
Typical NYC people living in their bubble.
1 brmlb 2018-09-26
I am stunned, I just heard it. Very stupid, these two.
1 anonimescu 2018-09-26
Ni more like the post-modern man ,I mean one is college educated and thr other probably went to Alaska. They are just so self absorbed in their bullshit that nothing else matters.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-09-26
Can you even get podcasting equipment into the city?
1 TheLastMrNiceGuy 2018-09-26
I want to remind everyone that this is Jim Norton who tries to be the intelligent voice of reason. Remember this when he tries to talk about politics.
Oh and I no longer watch MMA but I always suspected he doesn’t know shit about the sport. I guess if he’s this stupid he couldn’t grasp how complex fighting is when you’re breaking down technique.
Jim should be lynched.
1 notadegenerate1 2018-09-26
He's never even been in a wrastlin match as a kid let alone a fist fight. His opinions on MMA are invalid and gay.
1 pyramiddust 2018-09-26
“Wasn’t a island”
1 Phkna1 2018-09-26
Sam has a degree from Syracuse. Nice education, stupid.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-09-26
It’s right next to Hawaii kinda
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-09-26
Why are you listening to those idiots?
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-09-26
Nice high school education, stupid
1 StuffOpieThrew 2018-09-26
This was the funniest thing since Vos gave out his password.
It's like when that congressman was worried Guam might tip over, except they're just two guys on the radio and it doesn't matter, and the other man was in the House of Representatives.
1 notadegenerate1 2018-09-26
I'd rather listen to 2 hours of Big A and Twitchels than this pile of shit.
1 ZachLewis97 2018-09-26
I mean, do we want to consider Canada a country?
1 Wolosocu 2018-09-26
Nice double negative, stupid.
1 FlashVirus 2018-09-26
They probably take the U.S. map from school literally where Alaska & Hawaii are right below Florida
1 packitchofsositch 2018-09-26
a) both
b) you can if you designed saying it in the first place to get the reaction. Have you never read a single Ann Coulter book?