Dave is that guy who isn’t funny but every so often surprises himself with a witty line which allows him to think he can hang with comics. He uses politics as an excuse for no laughs and exists in that famous talent blind spot that is reserved for mid tier YouTube content creators. He’s literally invisible to the eyes of anything meaningful and 98% or his career just consists of people replying with ‘Dave who?’. I would say I wish cancer on him but I’m pretty sure the human species wants Dave gone quicker than a terminal illness that kills thousands of children a day. I wish nothing but a lifetime of bad luck and urgent IRS letters for Dave Smith, and if a lifetime is out of reach for ol Dave then I hope it ends with poverty, heartache and an eventual suicide.
He's not, but it's as dumb as a statement as "Being a racist is a morally abhorrent." It's such a bland, innocuous cold-take that it's not even worth saying.
So... in Dave Smith's perfect America, us as freedom and liberty loving British Subjects would have to just turn over our prized Slaves when our Nazi and Imperial Japanese overlords asked us?
42 comments
1 opestersmammarydrip 2018-09-26
More like state sponsored good times. Don't tax my gig so hardcore cruster.
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-09-26
The reason I am anti-bore is simple: Dave Smith.
1 WesternFactor 2018-09-26
https://m.imgur.com/a/YI0g1nc
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-09-26
Please tell me this is real.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2018-09-26
No, it’s a Tom Meyers bit.
1 UNDERAGEGRAPIST 2018-09-26
Holy Christ I've heard about that on the cumboys that was worse than I expected
1 TinOwll 2018-09-26
a regular Immanuel Cunt
1 IDoHeroin4Breakfast 2018-09-26
ME: I get it! It's cause it's a funny name right? Let's go to the callers
1 Goblinda_Miller 2018-09-26
Daniel Ben Dovid looks really happy in this pic.
1 Lee_Vings_Lovechild 2018-09-26
truly profound liberty man
1 Lufiel0423 2018-09-26
It's true Ron Paul, and Alex Jones are right. Fuck War.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-09-26
Found the homo, guys.
1 EvanMG23 2018-09-26
Ron Paul 👍
1 countcumia 2018-09-26
"Comedy"
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-09-26
Post-Comedy garbage
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2018-09-26
Omg that's halarious
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-09-26
Fuck this entitled faggot
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2018-09-26
Entitled
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-09-26
Sorry... I meant Dave Smith, not /u/Stankysnatch82
1 individual02 2018-09-26
Dave is that guy who isn’t funny but every so often surprises himself with a witty line which allows him to think he can hang with comics. He uses politics as an excuse for no laughs and exists in that famous talent blind spot that is reserved for mid tier YouTube content creators. He’s literally invisible to the eyes of anything meaningful and 98% or his career just consists of people replying with ‘Dave who?’. I would say I wish cancer on him but I’m pretty sure the human species wants Dave gone quicker than a terminal illness that kills thousands of children a day. I wish nothing but a lifetime of bad luck and urgent IRS letters for Dave Smith, and if a lifetime is out of reach for ol Dave then I hope it ends with poverty, heartache and an eventual suicide.
Sorry i mean Dave who?
1 David_Tosk 2018-09-26
All power is ultimately based on the ability to inflict force.
1 goarlorde 2018-09-26
K, maxwell stirner, don't cut yourself on all that edge
1 Fightingrooster 2018-09-26
Hot take
1 gsdickpills 2018-09-26
Standup shots are for faggots
1 glibre 2018-09-26
Standup is for faggots
1 connordon94 2018-09-26
Ride this edge brothaman
1 yeksnyl 2018-09-26
I really don't mind Dave
1 AssholeinSpanish 2018-09-26
HILARIOUS!
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-09-26
What if another country is coming to kill you and take your shit? How about then?
1 Stankysnatch82 2018-09-26
Yet not a single opinion or criticism on Jew boys beloved Israel who America fights most of its wars for.
1 goarlorde 2018-09-26
nah that's not true. he's a self loathing jew like any of god's chosen who don't deserve the chambers.
1 enzo_trash 2018-09-26
is that in his stand up special?
this nanette shit and dave smith crap makes me wanna overthrow the goverment more than any martial law
how does this nigga have a fucking career, hes fucking retarded and not funny. no one should know of him
its a jewish conspiracy i tells ya
1 EvanMG23 2018-09-26
He ain’t wrong..
1 fatshamers 2018-09-26
He's not, but it's as dumb as a statement as "Being a racist is a morally abhorrent." It's such a bland, innocuous cold-take that it's not even worth saying.
1 SheGonGetIt 2018-09-26
When did comedy become pontificating about politics with no punchline? Everything that was once good is now complete garbage.
1 TheAwes0meOne 2018-09-26
The STATE, MAN!
1 cardaderdention 2018-09-26
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
1 cardaderdention 2018-09-26
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-26
People don't think government be like this but it do
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-09-26
Hilarious
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-09-26
Being against killing. Brave. I wonder if he supports abortion and the death penalty?
1 little-pete-ferguson 2018-09-26
He was Nanette before Nanette. She stole his unfunny lecturing schtick!
1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2018-09-26
That is so funny. I'm holding my sides
1 Doug_Graves 2018-09-26
So... in Dave Smith's perfect America, us as freedom and liberty loving British Subjects would have to just turn over our prized Slaves when our Nazi and Imperial Japanese overlords asked us?
1 optimus187 2018-09-26
Fuck this fag
1 thissiteruinedme 2018-09-26
War is state-sponsored mass slaughter of the people who are trying to kill you.
1 ghandicumia 2018-09-26
As opposed to all those pro war people
1 TheElDan 2018-09-26
Reminds me of the article on Ari Schaffir with the pull-quote “I love murdering gods.”
Do ya?
1 HolidayWaltz 2018-09-26
It's so simple. I never saw it that way. Ugh.
Dave Smith is the joke.