Jim “My Uber Driver Can Make Or Break My Day” Norton

17  2018-09-26 by chezzanator

7 comments

These people make sub-minimum wage and their precarious existence depends upon CAB DIVAS like Norton.

Hopefully his next one is a Pakistani with a trunk full of C4.

He’s the neurotic comedienne persona now.

The last true comedienne of our time

Perspective: shitting on an uber driver who's just trying to scrape together a living as you're being driven to your 3 hour work day and being paid 6 figures.

He's 50 and has the emotional stability of a 15 year old girl.

By doing what, talking to you for 12 mins? Being in the wrong lane for 30 seconds?

Drive a car or walk. Cunt.