Someone should inform this publicly traded company that their trademark is being infringed upon by a man who is not a pedophile, yet could still enter into a contract if he was.

65  2018-09-26 by MrMaloonigansBacon

8 comments

1  GippslandJimmy 2018-09-26

No front row either

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-09-26

If they had that you'd be close enough to smell him

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1  Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-09-26

You are as much of a dope as bro joe. The conpany didnt register the letter 2u, Einstein.

1  paulallens 2018-09-26

Exactly, any 'conpany' can start a coffee business called 'Starhucks' with a slightly altered logo with no legal ramifications.

1  Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-09-26

fair point

1  paulallens 2018-09-26

Thank you, your honor.

1  Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-09-26

:::tips pecker::::

1  Single_Action_Army 2018-09-26

Opens mouth with tongue extended

1  RBuddCumia 2018-09-26

Oh boy, I have a bad feeling about this one.

And by bad I mean good.