You fuckers are ASTOUNDINGLY stupid

0  2018-09-26 by compoundmediany

So you wannabe Columbos think you have finally found my secret twitter handle? Keep up the great detective work, retards!!! I haven't been on twitter in over a month. You are like a stalker ex girlfriend with your insane conspiracy theories. Your parents must be real proud of the waste of life they have raised. My employees sit around and laugh at all you dumb fucks! You are a joke!!!

20 comments

1  chainsofknowledge 2018-09-26

Just one more thing, What did you pay for those shoes? My wife wants to know.

1  VigoTheCarpethian 2018-09-26

Did you buy anymore ass eggs?

1  CoyoteeBongwater 2018-09-26

i read this as "you-fuckers"

as in people who fuck me are astoundingly stupid. I would agree

1  ghandicumia 2018-09-26

Shut up, bitch

1  Twatsmash 2018-09-26

Pipe down, faggot.

1  call_me_winston 2018-09-26

i got a big pecker im fine

1  GWARscientist 2018-09-26

Fake,no mention of mom's basement or obscurity. The other dude's was better. Much more thought out.

I'm giving you a D- on this one.

1  allenricketts 2018-09-26

Anthony is notorious for forgetting mom though.

1  GWARscientist 2018-09-26

Well, she was delusional.

1  crookedmile 2018-09-26

Don't make me sad :(

1  GWARscientist 2018-09-26

Cheer up,most of us will end up in some nursing home shitting our pants & screaming out in bed due to night terrors. It's like a rite of passage.

1  JimandFred 2018-09-26

why don't you pay Dave a livable wage?

1  Not_Anthwan 2018-09-26

If you believe that's real Anthony you're retarded. He'd never come here and confront anyone directly. He did however pay us a visit incognito today.

1  SuperToes845 2018-09-26

Does Nana need a feeding?

1  Hassan_iBlackSabbath 2018-09-26

It's debatable but at least my parents are living & haven't forgotten who I am.

1  arvilc 2018-09-26

You think this is the real Quaid!? It Is.

1  0o-0-o0 2018-09-26

not real

1  quasi100 2018-09-26

and punt

1  cory_stereo 2018-09-26

Sounds like somebody needs a feeding (of Sue's cum), an adult diaper change (to counter leakage due to years of anal sex), and a (Xanax-induced) nap.

1  Fennian75 2018-09-26

Of course your employees laugh! That's what you pay them to do.