This sub is totally the show now, pat yourselves on the back

0  2018-09-25 by redditardsdurr

Actually don't do that, but hang yourselves you unfunny faggots who get up in the morning to beat a dead horse all day long.

77 comments

morning?

what, stupid?

I like this bit, I'm gonna steal it & create my own Cumia troll account. You even picked the right subs to post on. Bravo sir. You really got some of these fags nuts in a twist.

He does these impersonations I swear you would think it were the real people.

Oh yeah??? Well I had sex with YOUR wife!

"I had sex with your mother! In the most taboo way."

https://youtu.be/VySb2mHl_wk

(1:08)

Easy, Koko..

You're in *MyYyYy fuckin house!*

Is this part of your list of chores in order to collect your allowance from your little brother? Keep it the good work, Joe.

Pretty sure there's only one Cumia who enjoys guns, Fortnite, Rainbow 6, and Tucker Carlson.

Hmm you post in r/progun, r/Rainbow6 and you don't like Nanafication. Hmm... could it fucking be Nana!?

Well she did recently lose her secret twitter accounts.

Don't forget posting:

I'm not gatekeeping, I'm making a comment to the person who thinks just because they like something that it should be here. Objectively this comic adds nothing but fluff to the sub, and it isn't related to the game except in theory.

In r/FortniteBR

As well as:

And I'm not lonely, nice try with the hate, I have a girlfriend, friends, and family, and don't need reddit faggots to validate anything in my life. I come here to shit on reddit faggots and that's it.

Validating his life to people online, while ranting about how he doesn't need their validation. I've seen this before.

But no Mommy :(

Nice try with the hate? Must be a goof, would Ant really telegraph it like that?

'I'm not gatekeeping,' proceeds to explain the reasoning behind his gatekeeping

like the typical faggot redditor you are, you go right to post history when someone makes a point you can't refure. just end yourself.

I notice you're not attempting to deny that you're Anthony.

That's exactly what Anthony wouldn't do though, cause he's stupid. So it prob aint Ant

You can't tell by me telling plenty of idiots how retarded and obsessed they are with him to be accusing me of that? It's beyond cringe how earnest many of you are in thinking it's actually him.

The more you type, the more you sound indistinguishable from Ant, Ant. It's mindblowing how little self awareness you have.

It's incredible how desperate you all are to believe I'm him.

You're not white, Ant.

Or funny, or attractive, or a worthwhile human being.

Because nobody but Anthony would care enough about Anthony to defend him like this. Even your most devout ballwashers give up after a few post. Your posting tendencies(especially when full of bud light courage) also stick out like a sore thumb. We can easily imagine these comments sliding out of your mouth in that effeminate drunken lisp.

Write your username on your non moorish skin and post to imgur. Then we'll know

Pic with timestamp or gtfo Nana

I've got E-Roe-tic fanfiction to get back to

You are a dead-inside Twitter addict who avoided mumsy when she spent the last 5 years of her life turning into a vegetable. Also your network is awful and you aren't funny anymore.

I can't believe how many of you faggots are writing your open fan fiction letters to Ant to me.

Rate them and tell us the top 5

Your mother is watching you from hell. She's getting dicked down by Jim Brown while screaming about her son never visiting her in the hospital. They never turned her and she got bed sores because of you.

I don't care about refuting any of your shitty points you gravelly-faced pedo, I just figured that you're Nana and I did some sleuthing and I've hit the nail on the head.

What does Sue's cum taste like, BTW?

GoogleUser

Nah, that's Joe. Nana's "Tom Peterson" (lol) on YT

Hi again, Ant! šŸ˜‰

you're a pathetic fag trying to ingratiate yourself with this faggot subreddit. it's nearly too embarrassing to even comment on.

Which was your favorite Cameo video? The puppet or girl with braces?

You're really bad at not typing in your exact usual Twitter cadence, Anthony.

Alright heres a funny bit: leave and live the remainder of your shit irrelevant nothing life without ever having to call jim norton a faggot ever again.

what? dumb faggot learn how to make a coherent sentence.

Stop popping xanax you wop fuck maybe youll remember the start of the sentence once you get to the ending

He said in a sentence fragment.

No stupid faggot this post here is about your lack of education, not mine. You're trying your best to be a typical faggot redditor and change the subject when you can't reply to a point.

Wicked burn brah.

thanks.

SEE, we can be civil. Even the Crips and Bloods have a barbecue once in awhile.

Just admit all the things we say about you are true so we can all finally move on with our meaningless lives.

Hey Fatso

looking in the mirror? I'm not fat.

You can love it or leave it, Tommy!

Easy there, sport. If I didn't know better, I'd think you're wishing us ill will.

Why don't you bitch about it, faggot.

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Haha dumb faggot, take that.

You're so obviously Ant. Must be pretty boring without Twitter, eh Tom Peterson?

Your mom is dead and no one loves you. Your siblings only hang around because you give them an allowance.

Haha racist pedophile, take that!

You're a pathetic faggot who desperately seeks to fit in here with this fan fiction that I'm Anthony. Kill yourself.

Just canā€™t help yourself you mommy shoe wearin, pedo child grooming, tranny fuckin, fucked by tranny ass, still not funny, gun losing, hand biting, woman abusing, network is failing having, anal egg using piece of gawbage. Opie is more likable then you now, how does that feel?

Oh, Doddering Nana, leaving pointless links around.

Missing that Twitter, huh.

Nana hungry

Opie, Anthony and Jim all read and stay current on the sub. Thatā€™s how Ant had that twitter account down within 20 minutes of it being outed.

You missed your show today and no one cared. You sit at your empty house all alone and you have nothing else to do than to come here and try to build up some anger, some energy. But you have none. You're just a sad old tired queen with nothing in your life. You know what you have to do. Do it.

You're truly mentally ill and so obsessed with Ant that you see him whenever you need a boogey man.

Yeah, right, right. Sorry about your twitter account, old lady.

You don't have to be here. Although it is hilarious that you are.

Good lord, I just read some of your post history. Did you create this account just for gatekeeping?

You seem to be taking a lot of games for children very seriously. It doesn't even look like you're having fun writing them. Just annoyed - and thinking you have everyone by wRiTiNg lIkE tHiS.

How do you explain writing that many comments in under a week, when you don't even enjoy doing it? It's a serious waste of your time. There's no value in it for you.

We may not enjoy the show anymore but we still have fun discussing it.

No stupid faggot this post here is about you, not me. You're trying your best to be a typical faggot redditor and change the subject when you can't reply to a point.

The only point that I can get from your post is that the jokes are tired, and maybe they are for you. No one is asking for you to stay. But it's not for the 23 thousand that are subscribed to this subreddit - and all the lurkers that will be on top of that.

If you're staying though, I'd love to know why. You must be getting absolutely nothing out of this. This is why people are thinking you're Ant or Joe, because there's no reason to put this much effort in unless it's hitting you on a personal level.

Why are you dedicating so much effort to something that offers you no value to and doesn't make you happy? Not just this sub, but the others too, you have to admit you're putting a lot of your time into this for no reason.

The thing that these dumb nigger wops don't understand is that individually this shit take up about 5 minutes of days. A cigarette break here, a ad break there. Collectively though, it adds up to a tidal wave of shit for these has been faggots. Their only mental defense is "omg thse losers spend all of their time obsessing over us" but nope there is just a lot of people that enjoy fucking with you two.

Its the same defective line of reasoning that leads to the "only 3 followers, back to obscurity with you" defense. No you dumb cunt its a troll account that took 5 minutes to create for the express purpose of tweeting horrific shit regarding your abandoned dead mother to you. You really should just stay off twitter because this shit will never end and its not even inconveniencing us in the slightest to do.

Yup. Im on the clock getting paid pretty much every post I make. It takes up about 30 minutes of my day that would otherwise be spent looking out the window or listening to the mexican in the back seat try to spit out a sentence. Id much rather remind Nana that hes a failing old fuck.

Books failing already fag

Ant why don't you just take a chill pill

You lost, Cumia. I advise you to get over it.

Shouldn't you be trying to shit out a vibrating egg stuck in your colon? I bet if you asked nicely sue would stick her fist up there and pull it out for you.

I donā€™t much care for the rest of this post but I burst out laughing at ā€œfeed nanaā€.

I'm just curious, how many btimes did you jerk it to those cameos

ain't it fun...

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what, stupid?