Reminder: This is what Norton genuinely thinks of people who tease him.

132  2018-09-25 by RapistWithHIV

34 comments

ME: No man, I genuinely enjoyed the documentary about what a pitiful worm I am, legitimately, you guys are geniuses. I absolutely mean it.

There's a good chance he was crying as he typed this.

Though as is typical for the nematode, no one was around to notice

You hurt his feelings with that. It took him 6 minutes to think up that short one liner.

It took him 6 minutes

There's no way he was doing anything else either. Even when interviewing celebrities he's just refreshing shit on his phone endlessly.

Jim was too busy on tsvideos.org jerking off to Princess Alan vids.

.org?

*All profits are donated to sex reassignment surgeries.

He’s not wrong.

You're fat.

Haha!

Holy shit!

You lost Rodney? Git. Got back to reddit, wormfucker

"Baby Boy" is Jims version of Ant's "Look around at your life"

It's projection, this is a man that can't travel to another fucking state without a giant dry haired beast following him around for protection. This is also a man that lived with his parents until he was in his 30s.

"I'll make sure they have goose-feather pillows, JN."

Reminds me of some pajeet I knew who would call everyone "midget." He was 4'11'

One of the first times I felt irritation and frustration towards Jim was when he kept calling a phoner a "baby boy" repeatedly. That clip is impossible to listen to now.

I think that would be "Lynn" who accurately pointed out the dry-drunk tendencies. They also, so originally, trashed a man with a "girl's name" as if he had never been bullied for it.

I bring this up every time, but it's so terrible I just can't let this moment be mentioned without saying something - Jim got mad at that same caller for talking about Alcoholics Anonymous because he thinks "anonymous" means you never mention it. He even would refer to it as "a certain program" on air throughout the years. The memebers are anonymous, not the program... It's not fight club. Jim Norton is fucking retarded.

Except the 11th tradition says:

“Our public relations policy is based on attraction rather than promotion; we need always maintain personal anonymity at the level of press, radio, and films.”

This is just because you don't want RDJ circa 1999 saying "don't worry everyone I'm in AA now" only for people to see him getting a DUI the next day and think "well that program clearly doesn't work I won't check that out"

This is just for public forums, obviously at a personal level you can reveal you're in AA

dana

Yep. Opie kept trying to calm Jim down so they could talk to Lynn but he kept saying “ohhhhhh baby boyyy” over and over. Everyone in the studio was clearly embarrassed. That’s what you do when you have no comebacks when you’re 15 years old, not 45.

Lynn sniffed him out so accurately because at the time no one really knew Jim was an AA guy. At least I didn't at the time. He exposed him and Jim had nothing. Lynn is a spirit among us.

He also did the baby boy stuff to the 9/11 truthers during the walk over but it never bothered me much because the truthers are literal retards.

My theory is Princess Alena called him 'Splits' because when they went out to dinner Jimmy insisted they split the check since they were just a couple of fellas out for a nice meal together.

Can you imagine the awkwardness of going out to dinner with that maudlin addict and asking the waiter for a glass of wine

No it's cause the Princess used to spit him like a coconut

At least 60% of his audience is hate listening.

What jerkoffs would do this anyway? IF I didn't like a show, I'd ignore it. Most of you are douches and think you're relevant. GTFOH

Idk... “dope” is just one of those insults that I never understood why actual comics say. I’d just cringe if someone called me that shit.

I figured it was an old-school East Coast thing

Reminder to everyone that RapistWithHIV copied my username because he admires me and looks up to me as a male, and wanted to take on my personality and humor as his own

I somehow feel that that's a bit inaccurate

As far as I'm concerned until you're responsible for starting a campaign of alt cumiaofficial accounts that got Nana kicked off twitter for good, you've yet to earn the "Rapist" moniker.

I bring this up every time, but it's so terrible I just can't let this moment be mentioned without saying something - Jim got mad at that same caller for talking about Alcoholics Anonymous because he thinks "anonymous" means you never mention it. He even would refer to it as "a certain program" on air throughout the years. The memebers are anonymous, not the program... It's not fight club. Jim Norton is fucking retarded.

dana