When your co-host isn't back from lunch again, because he's still crying in a bathroom stall as he watches the last Porsalin documentary on his phone for the 1,247th time, and you've been left to try and talk to some big-breasted slut instead of an oily, muscular, 6' 4" pro wrestler.

22  2018-09-25 by GorramTimebomb

14 comments

1  fawwkyeah 2018-09-25

He looks like a fucking Falmer Elf from some cave in Skyrim

1  PsychopathyRed 2018-09-25

OK that has to be a shop.

1  Vulgardervish 2018-09-25

I can't tell. I never can.

1  MadDogWhite 2018-09-25

I feel like around the eyes might be but still a fact his teeth are terrible and he has zero upper lip

1  JimandFred 2018-09-25

captain howdy

1  SpitItoutSocrates 2018-09-25

I'm going to use this for my reoccurring day dream where Sam accidentally walks in front of a semi-truck going 70 mph. Thanks fella.

1  victorazar6 2018-09-25

too many words

1  redditardsdurr 2018-09-25

Going "Beetlejuice" is actually a better look for Sam than his usual Grinchard Simmons go-to.

1  LeQuanVonBrown 2018-09-25

a face made for ray dee ohh

1  TheRiff69 2018-09-25

He looks like a fucking corpse.

1  dionysus187 2018-09-25

PROGERIA! thats what he looks like! Mom probably artificially induced some progeria shit when she was pumping him full of HGH as a youngin.

"World's Oldest Progeria Patient"

1  champ-chomp-chump 2018-09-25

For a man who has never consumed a drug or drink, he looks horrid.

1  kusanagisan 2018-09-25

He looks like someone hit the "randomize" button at the character creation screen

1  David_Quiddich 2018-09-25

Being alone with oily 6'4"wrestlers is why Sam got in the business. Sam is sharpening the knife now and soon it will be the Sam and Troy show.