This fuck.
I made a full on hatred post about him once and a lot of people on this sub actually said they liked this unfunny fat tub of cum.
I took down all the names. Will list them later.
My wet dream is to be at a party he's at and I go "so you're The Machine huh? Well you should meet... The Destroyer" and then Opie throws him into the pool and beats him to death underwater
Then takes in his widowed wife and children because he has traditional family values. They live in a better house now and go to a better school and no, their new dad doesn't get 10 million views on YouTube but in twenty years, they will shutter at this image after having never mentioned in 10 years having a passed father. The image lasts a moment and their driver opens the door to their town car. The King of Manhattan is off to work.
I'm always suprised other comics seem to like him. He's the biggest hack out there. Oh god. I just rememberd when he took his shirt off at that Joe Rogan live gig.
First time in my life I actually tried to watch one of his bits, turned on the terrible Machine thing he's known for and within the first 30 seconds he has made himself cry from laughter at a fake story.
28 comments
1 Don_Panera 2018-09-25
This fuck. I made a full on hatred post about him once and a lot of people on this sub actually said they liked this unfunny fat tub of cum. I took down all the names. Will list them later.
1 SinCityAttorney 2018-09-25
Bless you
1 ElFaporino 2018-09-25
Those people should be forced to attach a star of David flash to their post
1 suirogerg 2018-09-25
Thank you for your service.
1 ericthemidget_ 2018-09-25
I’m well aware of this phenomenon it’s happened to me as well
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2018-09-25
No that's Nana when she shows up with a drunk 16 year and makes everyone uncomfortable
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-09-25
This guys exhausting
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-09-25
My wet dream is to be at a party he's at and I go "so you're The Machine huh? Well you should meet... The Destroyer" and then Opie throws him into the pool and beats him to death underwater
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-09-25
Then takes in his widowed wife and children because he has traditional family values. They live in a better house now and go to a better school and no, their new dad doesn't get 10 million views on YouTube but in twenty years, they will shutter at this image after having never mentioned in 10 years having a passed father. The image lasts a moment and their driver opens the door to their town car. The King of Manhattan is off to work.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-09-25
That laugh is Ralphie May meets frat bro.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-09-25
Lets hope he meets the same fate very soon.
1 RoosterBrains 2018-09-25
I can't imagine what in the world is ever that funny
1 Ronnybbaby 2018-09-25
I'm always suprised other comics seem to like him. He's the biggest hack out there. Oh god. I just rememberd when he took his shirt off at that Joe Rogan live gig.
1 aRTie02150 2018-09-25
Was that when Bill beat the shit off him?
1 Ronnybbaby 2018-09-25
Yes.
1 wogcheese 2018-09-25
You know exactly what you are talking about and I completely agree with every word. I have no idea how he sustains a career. He is a huge cock bag...
1 wogcheese 2018-09-25
Why don't we start a campaign to expose this hack....
1 WashCaps33 2018-09-25
His over the top bullshit is detestable.
1 KingTutsstache 2018-09-25
Are you saying his Yracy Morgan story doesn't get funnier after the 50th time?
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-09-25
I’m not a giant fan of Tracy Morgan but atleast he’s a real comic.
This fat, loud, hyperactive, utterly unfunny gimmick has no business telling stories about real comedians.
1 StuttsyThePimp 2018-09-25
Every interview he gives makes me hate him more and more
1 shogun647 2018-09-25
Wait till he takes his shirt off!! Outrageous AND hilarious!!
1 etmhpe 2018-09-25
chimp with mange
1 SheGonGetIt 2018-09-25
First time in my life I actually tried to watch one of his bits, turned on the terrible Machine thing he's known for and within the first 30 seconds he has made himself cry from laughter at a fake story.
1 KillerKoon 2018-09-25
Haha He's fat and takes his shirt off. Get it?
1 Torinn88 2018-09-25
HEYDIDITELLYOUGUYSABOUTHATTIMEIROBBEDATRAINWITHTHERUSSIANMAFIA?!!!!!!!!!!!
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-09-25
Listening to Bert Kreischer on O&A helps me appreciate that Ian Halperin didn't suck that much.
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-09-25
His name was Fridge in college.
because he had sex with a refrigerator.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-09-25
Lets hope he meets the same fate very soon.
1 RoosterBrains 2018-09-25
I can't imagine what in the world is ever that funny