The guy who ruins every party

71  2018-09-25 by SuperToes845

28 comments

This fuck. I made a full on hatred post about him once and a lot of people on this sub actually said they liked this unfunny fat tub of cum. I took down all the names. Will list them later.

Bless you

Those people should be forced to attach a star of David flash to their post

Thank you for your service.

I’m well aware of this phenomenon it’s happened to me as well

No that's Nana when she shows up with a drunk 16 year and makes everyone uncomfortable

This guys exhausting

My wet dream is to be at a party he's at and I go "so you're The Machine huh? Well you should meet... The Destroyer" and then Opie throws him into the pool and beats him to death underwater

Then takes in his widowed wife and children because he has traditional family values. They live in a better house now and go to a better school and no, their new dad doesn't get 10 million views on YouTube but in twenty years, they will shutter at this image after having never mentioned in 10 years having a passed father. The image lasts a moment and their driver opens the door to their town car. The King of Manhattan is off to work.

That laugh is Ralphie May meets frat bro.

Ralphie May

Lets hope he meets the same fate very soon.

I can't imagine what in the world is ever that funny

I'm always suprised other comics seem to like him. He's the biggest hack out there. Oh god. I just rememberd when he took his shirt off at that Joe Rogan live gig.

Was that when Bill beat the shit off him?

Yes.

You know exactly what you are talking about and I completely agree with every word. I have no idea how he sustains a career. He is a huge cock bag...

Why don't we start a campaign to expose this hack....

His over the top bullshit is detestable.

Are you saying his Yracy Morgan story doesn't get funnier after the 50th time?

I’m not a giant fan of Tracy Morgan but atleast he’s a real comic.

This fat, loud, hyperactive, utterly unfunny gimmick has no business telling stories about real comedians.

Every interview he gives makes me hate him more and more

Wait till he takes his shirt off!! Outrageous AND hilarious!!

chimp with mange

First time in my life I actually tried to watch one of his bits, turned on the terrible Machine thing he's known for and within the first 30 seconds he has made himself cry from laughter at a fake story.

Haha He's fat and takes his shirt off. Get it?

HEYDIDITELLYOUGUYSABOUTHATTIMEIROBBEDATRAINWITHTHERUSSIANMAFIA?!!!!!!!!!!!

Listening to Bert Kreischer on O&A helps me appreciate that Ian Halperin didn't suck that much.

His name was Fridge in college.

because he had sex with a refrigerator.

Ralphie May

Lets hope he meets the same fate very soon.

I can't imagine what in the world is ever that funny