Cooking is actually fun and relaxing. If the faggot did it more maybe he wouldn't be a sad, lonely tranny fucking sex addict. I really hope he kills himself.

It's not fun when you work at a resort, and have to feed 1,000+ people with the laziest motherfuckers ever on staff.

Homicide becomes an appealing thought.

Come join us over at Panera, friend! When you're here, you're family!

Do you really work there? I've never even been in a Panera, is it an easy job?

I’m an assistant manager there

I thought I was the assistant manager.

I'm assistant to the assistant manager. Same thing

What the fuck are you doing here if you don't work at Panera?

Meh, i'm just a hard working guy. I get my coffee in the morning, go to work, then come home, ya know what I mean. Just an average Joe...

It's brutal work, but I found it rewarding for some reason. I always loved the dinner rush, then on top of that, you have to cook for a wedding and a prom at the same time. Now, the most relaxing part of my day is at home cooking on the grill with a beer in hand.

sip

Nah, he would just end his evenings by the side of the toilet throwing up cum omelettes. Norton cant be fixed guys.

He's just sad. I want to leave him alone, it's not even fun, I can't hate him. He's not a grown man, you can't hate a child.

He’s a 50 year old millionaire who works 3 hours a day and hires well endowed, mentally ill European men to leave treasures in his anus.

you can't hate a child.

Bullshit

you can't hate a child

Ever met one? The little shits come in 2 variants: silent and fucking annoying and the ratio is like 1:5

Yeah I've met plenty, I used to own a daycare with my wife and often had to work with children when teacher's took a day off at the last minute. It doesn't matter what they do or how they behave - kids are kids, their brains are not working properly, they're not fully human, you as adult can't hate them.

He also called Gordon Ramsey American.

He must really enjoy panicking about ingredients and bitching about service

Jim Norton has ingested more waiter and kitchen worker saliva in his life than he has cum (and that's saying something).

The staff at Buca di Faggoncini are constantly suffering from dry mouth and dehydration because of him.

He arguably ingests more saliva than Joe Cumia.

Adults are capable of producing more volume

Cooking gets you laid, fact. No wonder Jim is single.

YEAH REALLY HELPS YOU FERTILIZE THOSE EGGS TSSSSS

We dont do baby noises here, brotha man

It increases the chances of fucking my gf by 10,000% when I cook dinner. Facts. (Now...if she was only real it would be so cool.)

Don't let minor details get in the way of your fun.

cooking for your friends is dope too

cooking is gangster, your feeding someone some delicious shit you put together just to make them happy

its a selfless act so of course jimmy doesnt do it

I don't care for the way you use the word 'gangster' to describe wholesome activities.

watch goodfellas, they cook some dope shit

I don't understand how broke early days jimmy survived. Then I remembered. Mother.

Home cooked meals til he was 35.

At least he shows his gratitude by spending quality time with them in their elderly years

Another ungrateful cunt. Completely infuriating.

He doesn't even talk to them on Christmas or his birthday lmfao

But wait. When O&A ripped off cribs and dim Jimmy and Florentine's place, they had a fridge full of eggs. Who cooked them? Is Jim trying to come off as above everything and/or comedically dumb? What a cunt.

They were Florentine’s, it’s mentioned in the video

Ahaaaaaaa. Your recall is enviable.

It's the obvious answer

You can't make eggs? What are you four?

Jim cooks

Microwaves brotherman.

I recently read that he collected unemployment and did standup at night, I'm pretty he says it in his book

What a useless cunt.

So basically, he wouldnt know how to literally survive without other peoples help? What a loser. Id love to see him kidnapped and driven out to the woods. And hes filmed 24/7 by drones working in shifts. Until he dies.

That's not true. His worm body will burrow into the earth and he'll proceed to shove tree roots up his ass for nutrients/pleasure.

Ant would show up like Rambo, boil some water, kill a boar, create some shelter, then these two self-reliant grownups can suck each other’s shriveled peckers all night long.

Anth would die in a lean-to 50 feet from a trail. There's precedent.

Only if there's cell service so he can constantly refresh Twitter

Ramsay should've gone ballistic and bullied that pipsqueak, joe cumia style. With a frying pan.

Worm would go home and masturbate after that.

He'd probably start touching his dick right then and there

Nothing would make me feel better than watching Jim on Hells Kitchen getting out witted by Gordon Ramsay.

Jim has a slew of learning disabilities. I'm honestly amazed he can live on his own.

You don't have to learn to cook when no one loves you and you are doomed to die alone. Enjoy the takeout, Jimbo. Make sure to hydrate after you cry yourself to sleep.

"You're wormier than a dog's areshole! Now fuck off!"

God help this faggot is he ever opens his mouth about entitled, spoiled “kids these days” ever again.

Jim lives an odd lonely lifestyle.

You say odd shit to people man

fucking love ramsay, his uk kitchen nightmares is quality, the american one has it's moments but fuck me, they make every scene dramatised. gay post so here's a funny line

I like Master Chef because he doesn't have to play that mean guy character he plays in every other show. Which, by the way, was stolen by his mentor, Marco Pierre White. It is rumored that Marco was such a dick that he made Ramsay cry on several occasions.

The UK ones were good but they rarely had the budget to fix up their restaurants. The only thing that sucks is I think they're all in standard def and look like shit, but yea they are a good watch.

haha aye fair point, at the end of them he's normally like "i've explained why you're a failure, but at least you know how to make fish fingers, obviously the customers were only here because of me, but i'm sure you'll do well"

i'm hungry now :'(

I hated that in the American version. They were shit for years and got a new kitchen as a reward. He made a guy sell his car to but a new oven in the uk.

The best part about the UK one is how he’s just openly hostile of all French chefs. The best part of the US one is how every greaseball Italian is openly hostile toward him.

The best part of the us one is the la pizza place where he calls the entire staff a bunch of tossers, which is British slang for jerfkoffs. That is the best thing the us versions ever did. Secretly insulting dopes.

Gordon is a smart man & knew the little worm wasn't worth it. The least Gordon could do do was tell him to get the fuck out of the studio. I hate it that such a fuckin little bitch can speak to one of my idols. Fuck Jim Norton.

Same way they fucked up the Anthony Bourdain interviews. So much to ask Bourdain, but they had no idea who they were even talking to.

Whether or not someone does or at least can cook really does say a lot about their character.

like what? you take shit and apply heat. its not rocket science

right, you also know how much of an adult baby someone is if they can't cook a basic pasta dish/unable to take care of themselves.

One guy who calls 911 for a flat tire and another one who can't even cook an egg.

In college / early 20s you always have that friend that says "I have no idea how to change a tire or cook," and you just kind of shrug it off because they eventually figure it out. To be in your late 30s and 50s and think that shit makes you quirky or eccentric is fucking pathetic.

Even fat Bobby is into camping and actually building shit with his kid when he's not eating 100lbs of steak tips.

We're giving away 1lb of Dom's premium steak tips!

Please tell me what Gordon said in response. I have to hear his reaction to that fucking worm.

I missed it all. Did they talk to Ramsay about football (soccer) and how he had to buy a heroin fix for his younger brother at his dads funeral ?

I just learned the same thing recently about a friend of mine, and he was VERY coddled and cared for by his mom growing up. It's like the same situation. Please parents out there, teach your kids basic life skills!

Or dont coddle them and they will figure it out on their own

He should be killed.

A lot of ppl from New York always seem to brag about never cooking and not knowing how to drive. Pretty retarded

City folk just don't get it.

the worst part about the upcoming SHTF scenario will be that we won't have the internet to observe these retards fumble around trying to figure out how to feed themselves

He should stick his fucking head in the oven.

immediately gordon knows sam is a fucking douchebag asshole.

Why would you tell Gordon Ramsay that? It wouldn't impress him. Since cooking pretty much saved his miserable life at the time when he started. So he thinks Jim is an idiot.

That a white trash trait, not that Jim has ever struck me as white trash, he’s more of a sheltered surburban middle class bore but trashy people don’t cook because they didn’t grew up with good authentic recipes being passed down through generations. So they end u0 eating a lot of fast food & other garbage takeout.

The fuck is wrong with this wormy fuck? How can you be in your 50's, living alone for maybe half that time, and still be so incapable of doing the most basic life functions? He can't put together a shelf, can't drive, can't cook...I mean I spend a lot of free time jerking off too but at least I can still manage to learn and do all those other things.

Jim lived at home until he was 33ish, so really he only has the same amount of independent living experience as a normal person in their mid-thirties. That being said, it is ridiculous that he has never cooked for himself.

Yea, the cooking thing is the most baffling. Maybe they didn't make everyone take Home Ec. in high school when Jim was that age, but you'd think he'd at least pick up a couple things as a kid watching his mom cook or helping her like a normal child. But then again he was spending most of that time blowing kids under his porch or in public pools so his parents probably wanted him away from them as much as possible and didn't teach him basic shit to survive.

all this asshole needs to do is google how to cook an egg and follow about 3 steps

Maybe that's the problem. Every time he tries to google cooking he gets to c-o- then the autofill brings up all his cock searches and he gets distracted for another 4 hours of edging.

I wont beat Jimmy up for this too much, only because he lives in NYC and has money. Why would anyone want to cook when you live there (or LA or Miami)? However; if Jimmy is so fucking worried about his idle hands, then the best way to combat that is by fucking cooking. Busy your hands with something else that's actually rewarding.

Jimmy stinks. But I bet Opie and his gold-digger cunt dont cook either.

The only time they're not idle is when he is throttling his or another man's cock

This sort of inability to function (cooking) explains how him and that mutant ape thing he works with can get along.

you can put an egg in boiling water for 10 minutes and eat it, what a dumb asshole

People saying "he can't cook", cooking a fucking egg isn't even cooking, it's one step away from boiling a kettle. It's like saying you've never changed a toilet roll before....

Unless you had some deadly allergy from them, how can you reach 50, be a complete BITCH about eggs being made perfect, and yet have never cooked one? Insanity, really

That was fucking horrible . It just makes me think of how many waiters/chefs/uber drivers he screams at when he has no idea what is going on.

Can't cook, doesn't leave his appartment, is gay.

He has become Fez, except not awesome.

The most underrated thing about Gordon Ramsay is how fucking funny he is.

...that fact checks out. “Chickety check chickety check chickety check one two three four.- the fact checker.

M-th in hot water

He always brags that he's still got the cardboard in the oven when he's had that thing for years.

I hope he turns on the oven by accident one day and that thing catches fire and burns down the whole condo along with all his stupid autographed photos.

I liked the episode of Kitchen Nightmares where he yelled at the Italian wannabe mafia guy, and that got the italian guy's sister's pussy wet for Gordon's BBC (Big British Cock). She couldn't stop talking about how attracted she was to him and it sealed the deal when he alpha'd her d-bag brother.

Jimmy Eat Cum

Is there anything worse than a person with ridiculous self-imposed dietary restrictions who doesn't even make their own awful food?

I’m an assistant manager there

What the fuck are you doing here if you don't work at Panera?

You say odd shit to people man

That's not true. His worm body will burrow into the earth and he'll proceed to shove tree roots up his ass for nutrients/pleasure.

Ant would show up like Rambo, boil some water, kill a boar, create some shelter, then these two self-reliant grownups can suck each other’s shriveled peckers all night long.

Yea, the cooking thing is the most baffling. Maybe they didn't make everyone take Home Ec. in high school when Jim was that age, but you'd think he'd at least pick up a couple things as a kid watching his mom cook or helping her like a normal child. But then again he was spending most of that time blowing kids under his porch or in public pools so his parents probably wanted him away from them as much as possible and didn't teach him basic shit to survive.