P(fart)atrick Tom***scat lover***linson has a micropenis. Prove me wrong.

12  2018-09-25 by AntsCamera

You cannot, and you cannot deny my source.

You have to believe all wammen.

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Then everything he says must be true! See I'm calling him a sickles spineless faggot.

I didn't say dickless you fucking slanderous bastard, I said a micropenis.

You meant dickless right? Unless you meant he was the first fat white guy ever with sickle cell anemia.

My autocorrect has been very bad today but sickle cell he would encourage and wish he had to have true black cred.

I know the evils of autocorrect, sir.

Shit happens and I caught your meaning. edit that shit.

You are too kind sir. I'm still waiting on this epic blog post he teased. Should be filled with new material to bash him with.

We usually call each other faggots over shit like this. Don't expect this all the time.

Shut up, faggot

Suck my dick jigaboo.

I remember hearing rumors bout that dude in down at the bath house I frequent. Heard hes got an inverted cock that his boyfriend struggles to dock with, and hires illegals to shoot loads in his cereal.

Sounds like a true patriot.