Pete Davidson's dad melted like wax.

3  2018-09-24 by GWARscientist

What's he the wicked witch of the west. Twin tower rubble with fireman boots sticking out.

Za-za-za-za Zac Attack!

6 comments

1  AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-09-24

He might have jumped to his death from the 70th floor. We don’t know.

1  GWARscientist 2018-09-24

Nah, there weren't any flying fireman faggots. Just accountants.

1  SandyJ9 2018-09-24

His dad was an NYC firefighter. The upper end of masculinity and look how much of a faggot his son is.

1  IDoHeroin4Breakfast 2018-09-24

Perks include fucking Jim Florentine's wife

1  antlikesteens 2018-09-24

In an alternate universe his dad is alive and petes unborn fetus (near term) was incinerated

1  TrievelGoesSouth 2018-09-24

Me imaging such a world

1  TrievelGoesSouth 2018-09-24

(Shawkshank redemption voiceover)

I like to think the last thing that went through Pete Davidson Sr.'s head, apart from that half-molten I-beam, is how the hell is my son such a faggot.