'The problem with female comedians today is they tend to be dykes, Jewish or butch.' Oldie but a goodie.

55  2018-09-24 by literalotherkin

47 comments

I even forgive his insufferable atheism because of this piece.

Maybe he was hungover and trying to find God with his garage opener.

That's hilaarious

His brother Peter writes some really good articles as well.

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Peter Hitchens is one of my favourite writers.

I like it because he is slowly getting more angry every week in the most polite way. He also doesn't give a Fuck about anything. I sent him an email a few years ago and he pretty much scolded me for asking it.

I had a twitter convo with him and he scolded me too. :) Love that angry mugggg.

What did he scold you about? I just asked him how to deal with university Marxists. His reply was to perhaps consider he was a Marxist.

I asked him what he thought of Orban. got a scolding.

That's what you get for wasting the mans time. Shame on you.

Well TBH my first question was about his claim about Bela Kun and sex education which he had no source for but then Orban came up. Salty dog!

PRISON MILK

He was really disingenuous on a lot of issues, but when he was genuinely disgusted at something so awful he would really let them have it

Example?

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Read his mother Theresa book and his kissinger book

He also called Clinton a pedophile rapist while he was president on Dennis Millers HBO show

He didn't call him a pedophile but he did call him a war criminal and a rapist

Said he liked to fuck kids (refering to lewinsky as a child when she was early 20s) but did not say the word pedo, so point to you.

Norm called Clinton a murderer on the View. That's bravery.

Mother Theresa is legitimately an asshole, though

yeah she slushed around a lot of dirty money that came from the backs of the poor on top of her 'hospitals' where people just stayed to die, not get treated. Real piece of shit.

In all honesty without Hitchen's "the missionary position" ect. who would have even known that Mother Terersa was a piece of shit? He fucking ruined that cocksucker like the destroyer and caused massive, world-wide butthurt. He did this with Princess Diana too. I think he overdid the atheism shit towards the end, but a lot of his books are tremendous and Hitch 22 is one of the best autobiographies I have read. Very real, honest and touching, but not in the way that Ant touches his family members. I was all aboard with the hitch, and when he died it upset me so I started smoking & grew a beard out of respect like the Opster would have sniff

What did he say about Mother Theresa that was wrong? She was a phony, evil cunt.

There's a pretty funny debate between Bill Donohue -- the Catholic league dude who actually called into O&A a few times funnily enough -- and Hitchens about his Teresa book you might enjoy if you haven't seen it. It's on youtube.

Great choice of words

He died before Nanette. Lucky sod.

The funniest thing Bonnie has ever done was make an entire documentary that wound up proving Hitchens was right.

Bonnie never considered the obvious, that she isn't funny and it has nothing to do with her vagina.

Hitchens was funnier than most of the comedians that come up today. Called Clinton a rapist on national TV. Trashed female comedians and laughed smugly when they tried to refute him. And wouldn't stop smoking or drinking during his short interview on Penn & Teller Bullshit.

He wrote a whole book shitting all over the Clintons before it was cool.

Fucking lord I miss this guy. He was a liberal atheist with balls which is a rare creature these days

Amazing video. Atheism aside, I wish he was here to still speak truth like that. He'd have a lot to say about how far America went down that crazy ideology of men and women being exactly the same

Totally. Though he'd likely call me a 'fascist crackpot' as he famously did during a debate with his bro -- though not directed at his bro -- I always enjoyed his ideas.

TBH he lost me when he supported the Iraq war but I respect the dude all the same.

And yes that's absolutely true, the Iraq war was a mistake. I am a military veteran who has a war on terror medal even though the so called "war on terror" started before I even had pubic hair. It reminds me of the fake political wars of "1984" which is a book Hitchens loved. However, I admire his conviction in the face of alienating his fellow liberals.

The dude voted for Obama despite all that. I miss having complex and flawed men of conviction like him in the debate.

Now we have either ideological soyboys who scream "toxic" and "privilege" or we have "1488 heil Hitler" as the alternative.

However, I admire his conviction in the face of alienating his fellow liberals.

Indeed!

Another thing I liked about him is he refused to cut out the exception for the Islamic world, which brutally punishes girls and women just for being born with a vagina. Liberals today who are largely irreligious, secular, pro-gay, and feminist walk on eggshells because those people are "brown"

As a "brown" person myself it's insulting and horrific that this happens. Hitchens was having none of that shit, and that was great.

Yeah that's why I respect Dawkins at all cause, unlike many secular progressives, is at least consistent when it comes to his religious critique when many just stick to safe targets like Christianity.

Oh BTW I know it's the kind of trite cliche that Hitchens would have despised but genuinely thanks for your service.

of course he did, jews are always about whats good for jews and israel before anything else. theyre trouble i tells ya

One of my favorite clips of his on people being 'offended'

https://youtu.be/HHwvT4Xl5Uo

That's great!

This guy won me over when he attacked Maher's trained seal audience.

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"George W. Bush is smarter than any of you mooing and booing in the audience" God yes. That shit was so fucking awesome.

I had a twitter convo with him and he scolded me too. :) Love that angry mugggg.

yeah she slushed around a lot of dirty money that came from the backs of the poor on top of her 'hospitals' where people just stayed to die, not get treated. Real piece of shit.