It all makes sense now....

8  2018-09-23 by Sicogon

The reason Joe has always put on his fake tough guy/biker persona is that he is secretly gay and has been ashamed of it his whole life. Growing up, his father was very intolerant of homosexuality, so Joe tried to put on a fake manly image to avoid shame from his father. He doesn’t mind all the allegations of racism and pedophilia because he isn’t truly ashamed of those things, they just hurt his public image. When it was discovered that he was gay, something that is widely tolerated in our society, the shame cut him to his very core which is why he made his Twitter private and went completely radio silent instead of denying it and coming up with a dumb excuse like he normally does. The gay bar was a secret escape for Joe that nobody in his life knew about, not even Anthony. Reddit’s outing of Joe as a gay man has hit him much harder on a personal level than the mere cancellation of his gigs or revealing his racism or pedophilia. Joe has just hit the lowest point in his life, as everyone close to him has just discovered his deepest darkest secret. As he has been strangely silent on the internet, in reality he is facing a crisis far worse than anything he has ever faced. For once, I actually feel bad for picking on Joe.

Joe has hit rock bottom, but I firmly believe that he will get back up and embrace who he truly is eventually, and I think Reddit can help with that. Nothing would make Joe happier than a sexy guy showing up at his house ready to fuck. Instead of doing the usual Reddit thing and sending him messages calling him a faggot, we can help him out by getting him set up on certain gay dating websites and maybe even going the extra mile and setting him up with a man he might like. Just a thought.

11 comments

Thanks Sigmund

He really Freud that cocksucker.

Joe Cumia Sr. was a fucking faggot as well, otherwise he wouldn't have been so thoroughly enraged at the thought of his sons sucking cock. He flew across the entire country and left his family to be a cowboy in California, it doesn't get much gayer than that.

You’re saying the sweet apple ranch doesn’t fall far from the gay tree?

Maybe he meant the Big Apple doesn’t fall far from the ranch.

Or your way is good too.

He flew across the entire country and left his family to be a cowboy in California...

You make it sound like he failed his "Village People" audition.

So is the grindr page really his or no?

Which one?

Do you think that he and Anth rode the lightening together?

I’d like to think so, but I think Joe was a lot more secretive about his gay sex than Anthony was.

Hey doc, this is spot on and reads like it’s straight from the DSM-5. Do you think he, purposefully, but still subconsciously accidentally shared his registration to lift the weight he’s been carrying around for 59 years? Like his gayness finally just grabbed the wheel while he was weakbraining on Twitter?

Joe, come out honey. It's lovely outside.