Jimmy bookends shows to avoid going to his parents’ house for Thanksgiving

94  2018-09-23 by DanishJimmy

51 comments

Anthony had a similar policy

Yeah, but anth has to take public trans. Takes more time.

Why? Can't drive or fly?

Yes, Sue is very public

He also take private teans

Technically, they take him.

He takes trans private

More like pubic trans

Nice Black Sabbath-themed background. Jim's such a baby.

Also, look at all those dates and locations. He really did stack up in case the radio gig died.

It's better than the rest of his site where half the backgrounds are the faggot in kiss makeup. Someone should kick the shit out of him.

Then push him down the stairs before comforting him.

I love when he would talk about not going to his parent's house for holidays. People always were like wtf. I think Jimmy thought he was being cool for some reason.

Lots of people are estranged from family but Jim's weird relationship has never been explained even though he claims to be honest

Genuinely man

Legitimately. I wouldn't lie to ya.

My family TOTALLY MUTHERFUCKED me......

There has never, in 2 decades of doing radio, even been a passing comment that would give any indication that Jim has a good reason to not see his parents on the holidays. The very little we know about his parents suggests that they are lovely people. If his mom gets Alzheimer's, I hope she's ready to spend 5 years in obscurity.

He's a rebellious 50(?) year-old teenager, maaaan.

He's going to be insufferable when one of his parents dies, and he realises all the holidays he's missed with them.

He's still that baby boy living at home at 30. Hating his loving parents is just a defence so that it never gets brought up.

His parents live only an hour away from the city

Yet he refuses to see them on the holidays. He used to spend holidays at bawbys place before he moved out of City.

Seems very odd. His reasoning is probably his dad sis or mother probably have a glass of wine at Holiday dinners and jimmy just can’t deal.

Last time... I accidentally picked up the wrong glass, for a second, I had to leave and call someone. It really is a tough one man, especially around the holidays.

How do you even get parents into the city

I have heard that it is impossible to get parents into the city.....

Far less than an hour. He can make it there in 30 min no problem without traffic. Basically dead west of Staten Island

Jim's parents have probably suffered enough.

His parents would probably tell him to beat it if he showed up. I would too.

The last thing Jimmy needs is more encouragement to masturbate.

His parents amazingly and stupidly avoided smothering the little worm at birth and he repays that kindness by ignoring them. What a cunt.

We're assuming jimmy's parents even want him around for thanksgiving. My dad has told me before if I was gay he would hate me, I couldn't imagine seeing him once a year if I said the things jimmy has said on air. Maybe he has a similar family situation.

I'm so sorry to hear that your dad hates you.

FUCKIN BURIED THAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!

TAKE US TO BREAK!!

"Son if you were gay, I would hate you". haha

He avoided seeing his newborn nephew and spends his Thanksgivings at Robert Kelly's house

How long ago was his nephew born? I've always found this to be an unexplored red flag with his bank vault hard drive and defense of Anthony's disturbing tendencies. It's like he avoids him because he feels guilty or ashamed.

As soon as his sister was expecting, I bet Jim began having compulsive thoughts of playing Monster Rain with his nephew.

His parents used to listen to the show. How would you feel as a parent after your son pulled a fake suicide and recovery bit at age 18 and lived with you til he was 35 only to end up on a national radio show telling stories about being shit and pissed on? My guess is he doesn’t go back on holidays out of shame and embarrassment. He is doing them a favor.

sigh "That's a tough one"

-Norton's mom

"You know the rules Jimmy. No homosexuals at the family dinner table."

The worm is a lowly creature that has no love or attachment. It will die alone, and be found withered and dried out in a pile of celebrity photos.

His folks already have enough turkeys that day.

Right, you guys?

This guys saying what we are all thinking!

That clip in the worm doc about his Christmas ritual still hurts to think about

The only reason he isn't doing a show on the 22nd is that Caroline's is closed.

Having said that, he could easily go down and see his family for the day.

You know they’re about an hour’s drive away, right? That schedule wouldn’t prevent it in the least.

How could anyone look their son in the eye if their whole gimmick was "I love trannies" and talking about henious sexual activities. He's a one-trick pony like Bert Kreischer but instead of taking his shirt off he's just a closeted gay

The turkey gravy would throw Jim into a spiral, and he couldn't stop himself from eating a roll.

Jimmy's parents have a no-phone rule at the dinner table. The place is worse than Nazi Germany.

Something very weird about a guy in his 50s who wont see his elderly parents - who on all accounts, are very nice people

"Wilmington, DE - THE QUEEN"

Hell-bound faggot

The tryptophan in the turkey might cause him to relapse.

Genuinely man

Legitimately. I wouldn't lie to ya.

My family TOTALLY MUTHERFUCKED me......

There has never, in 2 decades of doing radio, even been a passing comment that would give any indication that Jim has a good reason to not see his parents on the holidays. The very little we know about his parents suggests that they are lovely people. If his mom gets Alzheimer's, I hope she's ready to spend 5 years in obscurity.