I'm not even trying to be a prick or make a joke but he looks seriously unwell and, at his age with his lifestyle, it'll most likely hit him all at once. He's already had a heart attack so cardiac arrest seems like the most obvious danger but there are a lot of other very realistic possibilities; a whole host of gastro-intestinal problems associated with heavy drinking- various cancers of the region, pancreatitis, peritonitis etc. Jokes aside, I wouldn't wish any of that shit on anyone but he looks like he could be heading for trouble.
Yeah. One of my friends is a very heavy drinker/alcoholic or whatever. Guy isn't even 30 and he already has liver problems and was just told by a doc he has pancreatitis and needs to stop all together. He also needs a chemical detox or he could go into alcoholic seizures the doc says. And this is a guy who claims to only drink after work at night, not all day etc.
I'm surprised it has taken this long to catch up with Two Shirts.
I think the only thing that has kept him from having a major health problem so far, in terms of his drinking, is that he doesn't seem to put away a lot of hard liquor. He sips on the odd captain and coke or 6 through a straw when he goes out but he's practically a hermit these days. Most of his booze intake seems to be pounding shitty bud lights. Still, doing that every night in your late 50s will catch up with you.
Am guessing your friend is a big spirits drinker. That shit will fuck you up eventually. 1 in 4 Russian men die before the age of 50 and that largely comes down to one thing - vodka. Alcohol has a nasty habit of creeping up on a person too. A few beers every night can quickly spiral into putting away half a bottle of bourbon and the beers becoming chasers. Seen it happen a lot. Drinkers are great at lying to themselves and booze can quickly become a person's most important relationship. Hope your friend listens to the doc and gets healthy.
Yeah that's true. Ant will eventually have one of those giant cirrhosis enlarged beer guts.
You are correct, he drinks cheap J&B scotch all the time and Seagrams gin. I'm guessing my buddy takes a hair of the dog many mornings to stave off the shakes but he doesn't admit this. I hope so too thanks man. I gave my old blender to him and told him how to make detox shakes with greens and told him some supplements he should be taking as I have some background knowledge in nutrition and supplements, detoxing etc.
Did he actually have a heart attack, or just cholesterol problems? I remember him discussing taking Lipitor and cutting down on steak dinners, but I've never heard anything about him having a heart attack.
Yeah, he had an actual heart attack in his 40s, around the time they got fired (from Boston I think.) Of course the rumour has been around for years and he always kind of danced round it but he has said it once or twice.
I can't find the clip but one of the times he was on Jim and Sam (and there was someone else on to - Ron Bennington? Ari Shaffir? I'm not sure) he admitted it. Said he was on "the beef and cigarette diet" at the time - I think was the quote - that he was stressed that they'd lose the show and that he was living a very sedentary lifestyle and he had one. Stent put in after etc.
Why would you get a hair transplant and fake teeth if you already had shit hair and were butt ugly in the first place? Nobody cares if Anthony has hair except Anthony, and he has never been easy on the eyes, so what's the fucking point?
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1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-09-20
A few years ago, he looked like a normal guy with bad skin. Now, he looks like Mike Ehrmantraut with fake hair. Those fucking cumia do not age well.
1 JustPooch 2018-09-20
IIRC both Nana and Joe have already outlived Joe SR. Nana's already had one heart attack and if he's decaying this much on the outside...
1 aRTie02150 2018-09-20
Fucking bloated alcoholic.
1 BreastWood_One 2018-09-20
Hes back on the child spit
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-09-20
He really is about a fat piece of shit.
1 SuperToes845 2018-09-20
One of the best lines he ever uttered. And now it fits him to a t. SAD!
1 RBuddCumia 2018-09-20
“Schweeet”
1 sams_seed 2018-09-20
The regular overshirt was dirty so he had to go and fuck up his nice mommy's funeral shirt
1 HomeRunCumia 2018-09-20
I feel bad about making fun of him when I see him smiling.
1 lawntoilet 2018-09-20
His eyes are completely dead now, he really looks like a monster.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-09-20
He looks near death.
1 BergStonewall 2018-09-20
Looks?
1 McGowan9 2018-09-20
I'm not even trying to be a prick or make a joke but he looks seriously unwell and, at his age with his lifestyle, it'll most likely hit him all at once. He's already had a heart attack so cardiac arrest seems like the most obvious danger but there are a lot of other very realistic possibilities; a whole host of gastro-intestinal problems associated with heavy drinking- various cancers of the region, pancreatitis, peritonitis etc. Jokes aside, I wouldn't wish any of that shit on anyone but he looks like he could be heading for trouble.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-09-20
Yeah. One of my friends is a very heavy drinker/alcoholic or whatever. Guy isn't even 30 and he already has liver problems and was just told by a doc he has pancreatitis and needs to stop all together. He also needs a chemical detox or he could go into alcoholic seizures the doc says. And this is a guy who claims to only drink after work at night, not all day etc.
I'm surprised it has taken this long to catch up with Two Shirts.
1 McGowan9 2018-09-20
I think the only thing that has kept him from having a major health problem so far, in terms of his drinking, is that he doesn't seem to put away a lot of hard liquor. He sips on the odd captain and coke or 6 through a straw when he goes out but he's practically a hermit these days. Most of his booze intake seems to be pounding shitty bud lights. Still, doing that every night in your late 50s will catch up with you.
Am guessing your friend is a big spirits drinker. That shit will fuck you up eventually. 1 in 4 Russian men die before the age of 50 and that largely comes down to one thing - vodka. Alcohol has a nasty habit of creeping up on a person too. A few beers every night can quickly spiral into putting away half a bottle of bourbon and the beers becoming chasers. Seen it happen a lot. Drinkers are great at lying to themselves and booze can quickly become a person's most important relationship. Hope your friend listens to the doc and gets healthy.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-09-20
Yeah that's true. Ant will eventually have one of those giant cirrhosis enlarged beer guts.
You are correct, he drinks cheap J&B scotch all the time and Seagrams gin. I'm guessing my buddy takes a hair of the dog many mornings to stave off the shakes but he doesn't admit this. I hope so too thanks man. I gave my old blender to him and told him how to make detox shakes with greens and told him some supplements he should be taking as I have some background knowledge in nutrition and supplements, detoxing etc.
1 bsack420 2018-09-20
Did he actually have a heart attack, or just cholesterol problems? I remember him discussing taking Lipitor and cutting down on steak dinners, but I've never heard anything about him having a heart attack.
1 McGowan9 2018-09-20
Yeah, he had an actual heart attack in his 40s, around the time they got fired (from Boston I think.) Of course the rumour has been around for years and he always kind of danced round it but he has said it once or twice.
I can't find the clip but one of the times he was on Jim and Sam (and there was someone else on to - Ron Bennington? Ari Shaffir? I'm not sure) he admitted it. Said he was on "the beef and cigarette diet" at the time - I think was the quote - that he was stressed that they'd lose the show and that he was living a very sedentary lifestyle and he had one. Stent put in after etc.
1 quasi100 2018-09-20
whats wrong wit dis nigga head ?
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-09-20
Does this mother fucker know how to button up a goddamned shirt?!
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-09-20
The second shirt does our guy no favors
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-09-20
At the risk of offending you opieandanthony patrons, I've gotta say, Anthony is not a handsome man
1 BergStonewall 2018-09-20
Get out.
Ant's sexy and has even been called it before. Nice try hater.
1 NashuaDan 2018-09-20
Nice shaved arms, stupid
1 MSteve1232000 2018-09-20
He definitely lies to his cardiologist. We all know how much he hates confrontation.
1 JustPooch 2018-09-20
All those Bud Light calories are taking their toll. Check out those freshly shaven arms. This nigga probably crossdresses.
1 ChocolateHellHole 2018-09-20
FedNana
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-09-20
Obese wop kid toucher.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-09-20
If I saw a guy like this out in public it wouldn't occur to me to think he's a slob, but when it's Ant you can clearly see the weight gain.
1 Opesterino 2018-09-20
I would like a black acoustic guitar with a giant R on it.
1 tremendousaurus 2018-09-20
His arms don’t look naturally hairless. They looked straight up shaved. Who the fuck shaves their arms?
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-09-20
I bet his body hair has gone grey and he can't soy sauce it like he does his rug, so he shaves it off.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-09-20
what ladyboy would fuck him now, the fat slob
1 earlsgrandma 2018-09-20
Nigga look like a Madball with new dentures.
1 Colinfagerty 2018-09-20
The HGH is turning on him.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-09-20
Tony two shirts? More like tubby two shirts
1 OperationPolybius 2018-09-20
The Xanax bloat is very evident here.
1 SavePoonerman 2018-09-20
Ant is looking very heart-attacky lately
1 littlepeteferguson 2018-09-20
Why would you get a hair transplant and fake teeth if you already had shit hair and were butt ugly in the first place? Nobody cares if Anthony has hair except Anthony, and he has never been easy on the eyes, so what's the fucking point?
1 BergStonewall 2018-09-20
Get out.
Ant's sexy and has even been called it before. Nice try hater.