The Joan and Jew show couldn’t possibly be a bigger pile of shit unless it was just a dumb, disconnected old alcoholic with a repugnant face trying to do a solo on camera behind a paywall.
You telling me a mollusk looking 3rd micer shock jock who made a career off 'I fuck tranny' jokes and interviewing porn stars doesn't have cross over appeal?
No more guiding captain to mesmerize them with big meaty tits or corral them with callers.
Ant needs structure from Opie, Jim needs to be partnered with Ant, Sam needs to be re-frozen in his iceberg.
This is the equivalent of someone supporting an alt account on social media. Hey, guess what, the publicist you paid $600 for this month did what you told him to do, ham-handedly, but he got the job done.
"Chip's crazy. Chip says whatever. He's insulting, he's offensive, he's ridiculous and I love it. I just think it's hilarious. He's so funny because he still has Norton's mind. He'll say stuff that's really funny off the top of his mind that he just came up with. That character is hilarious. I like mean comedy, that might be a reflection of my childhood."
Kevin Brennan deserves more hate for this comment.
The article reads like it was written by Sam's mother. A revolting, fake confidence plea for a new contract. Highlights include saying Jim and Sam have plenty more options, such as joining Anthony's "network" and that Sam's wrestling podcast in his basement is proof he's going places. Chip is also apparently a cultural phenomenon because he sold out a 900 seat venue.
I've never really genuinely willed someone to lose their job before but I hope these two nothings are unemployed in a couple of weeks.
Someone else mentioned it before but he really does think he’ll end up on Inside the Actors Studio with James Lipton going “can.....can we talk to Chip?”
No more guiding captain to mesmerize them with big meaty tits or corral them with callers.
Ant needs structure from Opie, Jim needs to be partnered with Ant, Sam needs to be re-frozen in his iceberg.
73 comments
1 ericthemidget_ 2018-09-20
He thinks his shit little stolen character is charming. Fuck off worm, die while you’re at it
1 IceBoxChamberlain 2018-09-20
I wish he'd just go jump in a lake
1 RacksDiciprine 2018-09-20
I wish he would crawl thru a puddle after a rain storm and fall into the sewer
1 willfalls2 2018-09-20
I wish he would drop his wallet in the back seat of a taxi and not realize it til 3 hours later.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-20
Whoa! Too far man!
Too far...
1 SheGonGetIt 2018-09-20
Too far. I'm all for fun and games but there's no need to be hurtful.
1 literalotherkin 2018-09-20
Bro that's not cool you shouldn't take it there bro. Calmo.
1 Suibu 2018-09-20
Or a puddle of AIDs perhaps
1 hard_to_explain 2018-09-20
I wish he'd take a short walk on a long pier
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-09-20
If he could only get lost in a salt mine.
1 Phkna1 2018-09-20
They should have mentioned how he lifted that shit from the Jerky Boys. Jimmy Norton-Mencia.
1 SorryFiMAGADog 2018-09-20
At least Carlos can stick to a decent training and nutrition regimen.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-09-20
Every time I’ve said Chip isn’t funny here I get mass downvoted
Don’t try and turn around now you cowards
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-09-20
Nobody remembers the past. Fuck yourself.
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-09-20
The Joan and Jew show couldn’t possibly be a bigger pile of shit unless it was just a dumb, disconnected old alcoholic with a repugnant face trying to do a solo on camera behind a paywall.
1 ShitDickery 2018-09-20
He talked about all his loved by fans characters except Uncle Paul
1 Mintwa 2018-09-20
It's so if he makes it no one can point to a pedophile character.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-20
That one's harder to get on a Netflix special
1 Seba120 2018-09-20
Eww exactly. He'd be ripping on this if someone else said it ten years ago.
1 Mintwa 2018-09-20
Oh boy I bet Chips response to this will be great! XD
1 SheGonGetIt 2018-09-20
I hope he passive aggressively does an Opie impression lmfao!!!! Never gets old ;P
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-20
Fully expected this to be u/patbattle1
1 moleguy9k 2018-09-20
You just can't contol that crazy guy!
1 JoeMommma101 2018-09-20
Gross. We need to try to get that Worm Documentary shown at Film Festivals or on Netflix. We need to step it up.
1 Vulgardervish 2018-09-20
What in the fuck is happening to the people we once enjoyed?
1 dionysus187 2018-09-20
are desperately trying to 'sell out' and failing miserably at it
1 ZeffCleff 2018-09-20
Nothing more pathetic than being so willing to sell your soul and no one wanting it.
1 dmix 2018-09-20
You telling me a mollusk looking 3rd micer shock jock who made a career off 'I fuck tranny' jokes and interviewing porn stars doesn't have cross over appeal?
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-09-20
Not really, specifically for the reasons you masterfully summarized.
1 SuperToes845 2018-09-20
Testosterone. It's gone. They're all yentas now.
1 Vulgardervish 2018-09-20
They really are. It's disgusting.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-09-20
They're doing silly prop costume shows.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-20
Nice Artie nose, Flatcat
1 bickbickersonisafag 2018-09-20
No more guiding captain to mesmerize them with big meaty tits or corral them with callers. Ant needs structure from Opie, Jim needs to be partnered with Ant, Sam needs to be re-frozen in his iceberg.
1 ffffantomas 2018-09-20
They were always like this but we forgave them because they were funny
1 individual02 2018-09-20
This is what happens as the body begins to break down with age. I’m killing myself at 35.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-09-20
Now or never faggot.
1 individual02 2018-09-20
You should have killed yourself at 35
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-09-20
I'm 24 faggot.
1 individual02 2018-09-20
Liar
1 brmlb 2018-09-20
how does this sub have young fans? I assume the youngest peple here are in their 30s.
1 SuperToes845 2018-09-20
They probably found O&A by searching for Louis C.K. videos on the youtubes.
1 HerpDerpen 2018-09-20
Or Pornhub.com
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-09-20
I'm a bitter old man in a handsome young body
1 thrillated 2018-09-20
You are wrong.
1 optimus187 2018-09-20
Estrogen levels are rising
1 ZachLewis97 2018-09-20
At this point, it’s just sad. They’ve just become people with no direction or purpose.
1 ripwillsmith 2018-09-20
"Perfect storm of hilarity"
1 NguyenLevin71 2018-09-20
This is the equivalent of someone supporting an alt account on social media. Hey, guess what, the publicist you paid $600 for this month did what you told him to do, ham-handedly, but he got the job done.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-20
Shit, that publicist is shucking n' jiving too. He is about to lose the worm's SiriusXM commission.
1 Trick_Belt 2018-09-20
Never heard "ham-handed" before. I've only ever heard "ham-fisted". Interesting.
So what kind of pornography do you like?
1 NguyenLevin71 2018-09-20
They’re pretty much interchangeable, maybe ‘fisted’ is more British English than ‘handed’.
Brazilian fart porn.
1 CowerOfShunts 2018-09-20
Are there actual people in real life that feel anything but contempt for Sam Roberts? At least Jimmy used to be funny.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-20
They can't even remember his name.
1 buryonedeep 2018-09-20
Uber fag
1 ManbadFerrara 2018-09-20
Kevin Brennan deserves more hate for this comment.
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1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-20
Thinking Chip is a beacon of "mean comedy."
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-20
oof
1 stinkypussay 2018-09-20
Kevin called dave landau a "fucking fat fuck" 300 times in a 40 minute radio segment... he gets a pass in my eyes
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-09-20
He's piss, he's shit, he's insulting, he's revolting
1 userx9 2018-09-20
I'll never hate Kevin Brennan.
1 BlueBash 2018-09-20
More importantly, is Kevin's show on TACN ever brought up at all?
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-09-20
Even that closet-case psycho has to suck a lil dick sometimes
1 ProfessorChipperson 2018-09-20
With every day that goes by, I find it harder and harder to believe I ever liked Jim Norton.
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-09-20
I dunno how to read this, i dont speak shite
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-09-20
Washed up, unfunny faggot or legitimate schizophrenic/multi-personality disorder at this point?
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-20
I agree with Norton on this one.
1 SuperToes845 2018-09-20
Seriously. He needs to drop all his 'characters' and be himself. Wait, nope, that won't work either. He should just go away.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-20
Of all the great Norton characters in the past, I still don't understand why he chose Chip as his main one. Chip is good for 1 line every 3 hours.
1 McGowan9 2018-09-20
The article reads like it was written by Sam's mother. A revolting, fake confidence plea for a new contract. Highlights include saying Jim and Sam have plenty more options, such as joining Anthony's "network" and that Sam's wrestling podcast in his basement is proof he's going places. Chip is also apparently a cultural phenomenon because he sold out a 900 seat venue.
I've never really genuinely willed someone to lose their job before but I hope these two nothings are unemployed in a couple of weeks.
1 boringoneliner 2018-09-20
He needs his hacky unfunny character to promote himself. Git er dooone
1 Poonhunter187 2018-09-20
This fucked up worm makes me want to commit a hate crime against him
1 RonnieFezzy 2018-09-20
Jim seems to have a lot of well-wishers around here, and a lot of them would like to throw him down one, a well, they want to murder him in a well.
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-09-20
Oh I get it, because Chip is supposed to be somebody else, but really he's not, wink-wink... fucking boo
1 Antiquidated 2018-09-20
Someone else mentioned it before but he really does think he’ll end up on Inside the Actors Studio with James Lipton going “can.....can we talk to Chip?”
1 HookerMouth82 2018-09-20
See the /sites/ in the URL? That means it’s literally a blog hosted on Forbes and has nothing to do with them or their editors.
1 dionysus187 2018-09-20
are desperately trying to 'sell out' and failing miserably at it
1 SuperToes845 2018-09-20
Testosterone. It's gone. They're all yentas now.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-09-20
They're doing silly prop costume shows.
1 bickbickersonisafag 2018-09-20
No more guiding captain to mesmerize them with big meaty tits or corral them with callers. Ant needs structure from Opie, Jim needs to be partnered with Ant, Sam needs to be re-frozen in his iceberg.
1 ffffantomas 2018-09-20
They were always like this but we forgave them because they were funny
1 individual02 2018-09-20
This is what happens as the body begins to break down with age. I’m killing myself at 35.
1 optimus187 2018-09-20
Estrogen levels are rising
1 ZachLewis97 2018-09-20
At this point, it’s just sad. They’ve just become people with no direction or purpose.