I'd love to fuck her while having her repeat all the great lines from the show. "Why would anyone care that you are your brother's brother? Sounds far fetched to me." I'd cum so fast.
She is infinitely more attractive than the hag who crawled out of the tub in The Shining that Joe calls his "girl." On top of that, a professional career woman like judge Milian would never go out with a parasitic loser like Jenkem Joe. Joe knows this and it fuels his resentment of her.
Why did Joe publicly bash this women? Didn't she rule in his favor or at least award him some sort of compensation? Why the hell would he publicly trash her and post her nudes?
She made him look like even more of an idiot than usual which, considering how much of a complete fucking moron he is, is actually quite an impressive feat. Her cool, calm demeanour, dismissive manner and comprehensive understanding of contract law made regular village idiot Joe look like what the Victorians used to call "an imbecile."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imbecile
He realized that a lot more people watch The People's Court in hindsight and that he'd been thoroughly exposed and humiliated to a huge amount of people. That show does close to a two rating, which means that two percent of all televisions in America are playing People's Court when it airs, which means this wasn't just a goof to stick it the haters on Reddit, but rather something like three million people watched him get demolished.
That's the moment that first got me to laugh out loud when I watched this. And then the more I watched and read comments, it started some cascade. This cringe is a solid contender for maybe one of the funniest things ever for me.
In the early days of internet porn (circa 2002 or so) there was an episode of MILF HUNTER with a super hot tan redhead that looked very similar to Judge Milian. I remember being a dumb 12 year old and actually thinking it was her, and so whenever People's Court came on I would get a boner because as she was talking I'd just imagine that Milf Hunter scene.
For the record she's 57 and stunning, been married forever with no public drama that I'm aware of, has had 3 kids, went to georgetown, worked for harvard law school and has had a successful TV show for 17 years and google claims her net worth is 18million.
57 comments
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-19
Reminder: 'Jenkem' Joe Cumia criticized this lady's looks and bragged about going home to...whatever that thing is.
1 boringoneliner 2018-09-19
His girlfriend must be so uncomfortable, knowing that he made fun of the looks of a much more beautiful woman.
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-09-19
She probably thought he got her good #standbyyourbum
1 boringoneliner 2018-09-19
how weird is it to stay with a man, because you rely on his brothers paychecks. thats like step-gold-digging.
1 nek0mancer666 2018-09-19
fools-gold digging lmao
1 AxelSpott 2018-09-19
And thus it was born and named
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-09-19
Nah, Long Island trash’s egos know no bounds.
1 SalesCunt129 2018-09-19
That guinea filled dark alley into the ocean is so inbred at this point they can’t even tell anymore.
1 SheGonGetIt 2018-09-19
"His girlfriend" is Dawn's husband, thank you very much.
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-09-19
We don't even have to juxtapose ol' pirate's mouth to Judge Milian. She's a stand alone knockout
1 boringoneliner 2018-09-19
Big beautiful Brother Joe bashing beefers
1 crookedmile 2018-09-19
Es muy caliente
1 Cold-in-the-D 2018-09-19
Them shits are pink as fuck
1 AxelSpott 2018-09-19
Mine are brown :-(
1 SpunkAlarm 2018-09-19
prove it
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-09-19
Apex Milf. He's retarded.
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-09-19
Icky, it doesn't have a penis
-Anthony Cumia
1 Ilovemesomereddit123 2018-09-19
Gnarly feet with evolution toe
1 David_Quiddich 2018-09-19
You can cover up the feet. Joe's bitch will need a birqua.
1 Ilovemesomereddit123 2018-09-19
That's a wicked googly or sumptin
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-09-19
I'd love to fuck her while having her repeat all the great lines from the show. "Why would anyone care that you are your brother's brother? Sounds far fetched to me." I'd cum so fast.
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-09-19
The only thing that Joe told the truth about the judge mocked him for.
1 Midian9876 2018-09-19
I love how she values inclusivity like we all do on this sub, against violent, racist, card carrying white supremacists. God bless her
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2018-09-19
I hate nigger and spics like you though.
1 Midian9876 2018-09-19
This sub has passed you by then.
1 ChocomelTM 2018-09-19
Only ironic racism is funny
1 ApprilFells 2018-09-19
This sub consists of 90% blacks
1 edgars_teeth 2018-09-19
Joe's also 90% black.
1 late_50s_why 2018-09-19
i can gift you a cheap soundbar(less than $10) from ebay
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just saying
1 ApprilFells 2018-09-19
Only if the sound quality is that of a low-end consumer level sound bar. Anything less than that will require a trip to Walmart
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-09-19
Dayum I wanna suck her pussy
1 McGowan9 2018-09-19
She is infinitely more attractive than the hag who crawled out of the tub in The Shining that Joe calls his "girl." On top of that, a professional career woman like judge Milian would never go out with a parasitic loser like Jenkem Joe. Joe knows this and it fuels his resentment of her.
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-09-19
I love the name but where the hell does the jenkem name come from? Had Joe been huffing toxic shit fumes and i haven't heard about it?
1 McGowan9 2018-09-19
Yeah, sure, why not.
1 SibHashian13 2018-09-19
I go out with her. Maybe even kiss her.
1 THEPOOPSOFVICTORY 2018-09-19
Why did Joe publicly bash this women? Didn't she rule in his favor or at least award him some sort of compensation? Why the hell would he publicly trash her and post her nudes?
Also, did he delete the tweets afterwards?
1 McGowan9 2018-09-19
She made him look like even more of an idiot than usual which, considering how much of a complete fucking moron he is, is actually quite an impressive feat. Her cool, calm demeanour, dismissive manner and comprehensive understanding of contract law made regular village idiot Joe look like what the Victorians used to call "an imbecile." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imbecile
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1 fokm 2018-09-19
She did clarify that racists can enter contracts. That is definitely settled law.
1 pillow-lizard 2018-09-19
Didn't that braindead idiot say "thank you" to that? I need to dig up the post-morte Bennington did on it.
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-09-19
He did. What a fucking buffoon.
1 BeerCanThick 2018-09-19
He realized that a lot more people watch The People's Court in hindsight and that he'd been thoroughly exposed and humiliated to a huge amount of people. That show does close to a two rating, which means that two percent of all televisions in America are playing People's Court when it airs, which means this wasn't just a goof to stick it the haters on Reddit, but rather something like three million people watched him get demolished.
1 thoughts_n_prayers 2018-09-19
SHE'S A SAINT ON EART
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-09-19
I didn't want to bring up reddit
well bring them up
It started about four years ago..
you know what never mind, just drop it
I'm sorry..
1 hellofriendo1234 2018-09-19
She alpha'd the shit out of that beta cuck pedo
1 WaterFromTheWell 2018-09-19
That's the moment that first got me to laugh out loud when I watched this. And then the more I watched and read comments, it started some cascade. This cringe is a solid contender for maybe one of the funniest things ever for me.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-09-19
We need to mod her up.
1 Uboat1940 2018-09-19
Her Majesty
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-09-19
In the early days of internet porn (circa 2002 or so) there was an episode of MILF HUNTER with a super hot tan redhead that looked very similar to Judge Milian. I remember being a dumb 12 year old and actually thinking it was her, and so whenever People's Court came on I would get a boner because as she was talking I'd just imagine that Milf Hunter scene.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-09-19
I miss old school internet porn. BangBus, Midnight Prowl, Teens4Cash. Good times.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-09-19
I was more of an 8th street Latinas guy but I see your point.
1 a-corsican-pimp 2018-09-19
Kazaa and Limewire porn were the best.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-09-19
Fuckin' Kazaa. "Babysitter's First Handjob" was the only gem I remember downloading off that.
1 Lufiel0423 2018-09-19
Sexy Vanessa.
1 BossKrumpfist 2018-09-19
TIL that wikifeet is a thing.
1 ApprilFells 2018-09-19
You've been missing out
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-09-19
It's awesome.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-19
Well she's what I have a penis for.
1 notadegenerate1 2018-09-19
MILF
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-09-19
Just for comparison, she's 9 days younger than Anth
1 telemecanique 2018-09-19
For the record she's 57 and stunning, been married forever with no public drama that I'm aware of, has had 3 kids, went to georgetown, worked for harvard law school and has had a successful TV show for 17 years and google claims her net worth is 18million.
it's no wonder she ran circles around Joe.
1 Billyassman 2018-09-19
Are those shit stains on the sidewalk. Warning people, wear boots when in Los Angeles.
1 sprimusp 2018-09-19
Like the Queen of Spain sending her armies to expel the Muslims like Joe’s ancestors.