Sam is leaning in like a woman smitten

13  2018-09-19 by Compound_MediaPR

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I wish he was smitten like the old school bible sort of way.

Isn't that smote? Either way, fire and brimstone consuming me is fine and dandy in my Good Book.

Sam is unhealthy thin for 35 y/o. The circumference of his forearm is the same as his wrist.

His hairline has receded so much. He has a whole fucking head before his hair even starts.

It must be falling out in brillo pad sized clumps

Sam is shaped like the lucasarts logo.

Poor guy.

Imagine being a professional wrestler and being accustomed to taking pictures with little kids/Make a Wish patients

and then this guy asks for one

Sam. Shave your damn head

Will Sam be joining Anthony in the hair plug family?

Christ how good would it be if he just collapsed walking across the road and a car just fucking smashes his retard head

What a pasty ill looking fuck this kike had turned out to be.

His lack of a top lip is enraging.