He used to joke on the show back in the day about having “rape dreams” wherein he would be raping chicks but it was cool because it was all just a dream. Early SXM years, if not earlier.
god fucking damn is that funny. Being so insecure about being a made up category of person that's only important to other people just as fucking stupid.
Seeing this now. Didn't realize he was active on multiple comment threads.
A ballwasher would probably argue in one thread and then disappear. Fighting everyone is too much effort.
The American government considers him white, he's white. Their statistics and socioeconomic status is in alignment with the other Northern Europeans who came here, they aren't committing crime like Latinos and blacks. Italians are white. Based on modern conceptions. "Skinheads would stomp Cumia out where I'm from" I fucking hate tough guy by proxy bullshit. When was the last time a skin head (who by the way, aren't an inherently racial group, you're thinking of Neo Nazi's) stomped anyone in America? It gets turned into a hate crime and goes federal, it doesnt't happen. Stop pretending like you witnessed any such violence go down, you'd be evacuating your bowels and screaming for the police if someone so much as bumped into you on the sidewalk keyboard warrior.
This fucking idiot. It would be fucking epic to say to someone at the end of a real argument “why don’t you go home and google some of the insults I used on you today and you’ll see that I totally owned you.”
Going online and claiming a troll doesn't bother you and only proves that said troll is a sad loser just hands the troll an easy win, as the troll successfully made you look like a pathetic retard who doesn't understand The Internet at all.
"Real life confrontations"? Like when an obviously dying heroin addict runs roughshod over your show as you sit there giggling? Or when you openly cringe and cower when your guests get into a heated argument?
Oh shit, that's me he's replying to. If I don't start hearing some "thank yous" pretty soon, I'm gonna tell him this was all a joke and we're actually big fans.
Why is this pissy eyed faggot always going on about real life confrontations when he is the biggest fucking pussy of all when it comes to actual awkward situations face to face?
He got alpha male'd by Opie for twenty years and lost a fist fight to a female hooker. So many of his funniest stories are about him getting punked by people like Gimme Fiddy Cent and the Boomer Esiason fight.
Almost any time somebody he'd trashed talked to him in studio or on the phones he threw in the towel on a phony feud and started kissing the other person's ass. This is a guy who folded to the likes of Sarah Jessica Parker and Whoopi Goldberg.
Oh right, about the British sailors kidnapped at sea. "That's a great point caller, dynamite stuff." Then Mancow probably used that as a topic for the next hour. Anthony is almost entirely lacking in confrontational intelligence, if that's a thing. To put it in a way he understands, Anthony is way to the left of the Bell Curve when it comes to sticking up for himself.
How about getting gulled into a miserable marriage with his brother's ex girlfriend, not doing anything to make the marriage any less worse, bringing young girls into it and then getting blackmailed for flings with young women and possible homosexual behavior in a swinger marriage during a divorce that his wife initiated and then took him to the cleaners in?
When are people genuinely having 'real life confrontations' anyway ? I shake my head and laugh at any sort of apparent tough guy like most sane people do. Ant and these guys are the weakest people you ever meet. They dream of these so called confrontations, then run at any threat.
here again, he believes people need 14 hours a day to write an internet comment or even 14 of them.
and he wants the word 'normal sexuality' though, for him, not effing men dressed as women and/or 50 year age differences is probably seen as 'asexual' to his perverse PoV.
Cry on camera about how I’m still hilarious while shitting my pants over two old guys arguing next to me? I also let an ex cop destroy my business because I’m too scared to confront him
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1 PsychopathyRed 2018-09-18
Welcome to obscurity, Mr. Peterson
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-09-18
I love his fake wasp name. Stupid dago is still role playing online
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-09-18
John Whitman was too on the nose.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-09-18
That’s his “dream rapist” name.
1 sobersally 2018-09-18
I don’t remember that bit, what do you mean?
1 PhilipMarma 2018-09-18
He used to joke on the show back in the day about having “rape dreams” wherein he would be raping chicks but it was cool because it was all just a dream. Early SXM years, if not earlier.
1 sobersally 2018-09-18
Oh yeah I remember that. 🙏🏻
1 FuthuhMucker 2018-09-18
You're attacking dreams now?
"HIM HAVE THOUGHT ME NOT LIKE! HIM THOUGHT BAD!"
1 PhilipMarma 2018-09-18
You, you twat, I’m not attacking anything. I’m joking about jokes that they used to tell on the radio. What are you doing?
1 FuthuhMucker 2018-09-18
Must be some of that post-comedy
1 PhilipMarma 2018-09-18
No, you’re just demented
1 Twatsmash 2018-09-18
Family Values Nana claimed he would often become lucid while dreaming and then proceed to “go on a rape rampage” in his dreams.
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2018-09-18
haha first thing i thought too
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-09-18
That's the kind of name Spoonie Luv would use to call the Country Club.
1 EastSideDan 2018-09-18
Surprised he didn't go with Pete Peterson.
1 Ronnybbaby 2018-09-18
Anthony Cumia. Making an alias online so he can comment without backlash? No chance lol
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-09-18
Well the only alternative is hahaholeeshitting into a 280p webcam for an audience of no one. Nana needs to speak!
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-18
It's either Ant and it's pathetic or it's one of his faggot ballwashers and it's even worse.
1 lawntoilet 2018-09-18
It really seems like Ant's writing style, which is more articulate but just as distinct as Joe's.
1 dropngo 2018-09-18
Calling people "folks" is a Cumia giveaway.
1 BeerCanThick 2018-09-18
Well, it could also be a Barack Obama
1 JohnathanBgldy 2018-09-18
http://www.nastorix.it/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/04.jpg
1 nomobjustice 2018-09-18
He misspelled "sad man".
1 sobersally 2018-09-18
This is either Ant or one of our autistic friends
1 DisastrousVisual 2018-09-18
Only replying to Ant shit. Seems likely. Fuck, Beige that doc was so good. Well done.
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-09-18
He got mad at the comments saying the Cumia's aren't white too.
1 allenricketts 2018-09-18
god fucking damn is that funny. Being so insecure about being a made up category of person that's only important to other people just as fucking stupid.
1 DisastrousVisual 2018-09-18
Seeing this now. Didn't realize he was active on multiple comment threads.
A ballwasher would probably argue in one thread and then disappear. Fighting everyone is too much effort.
Has to him.
1 ghandicumia 2018-09-18
So fucking funny
1 oldcrustybuffet 2018-09-18
Does he not know Arabs are classified as white by the census? Someone so obsessed with government crime stats should know that already.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-18
Ol' Papa Cumia
1 Dont_be_a_faggot_ 2018-09-18
Cumias. Without the apostrophe, stupid.
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-09-18
Fixed it daddy.
1 lawyerherelistenup 2018-09-18
This fucking idiot. It would be fucking epic to say to someone at the end of a real argument “why don’t you go home and google some of the insults I used on you today and you’ll see that I totally owned you.”
1 TheSeaDevil 2018-09-18
I think he liked it.
1 PaneraBrad69 2018-09-18
Asexual trolls > Elderly, abusive pedophile
1 SheGonGetIt 2018-09-18
Anthony would be a very fun (and easy) person to beat the piss out of.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2018-09-18
At this point I'd be afraid to hit him incase his head smashed like the demons at the end of Evil Dead
1 DynamiteThunder6 2018-09-18
Of course the Cumia’s wouldn’t recognize brilliance
1 RBuddCumia 2018-09-18
I predict Ant’s brain collapsing live on his “show” very soon.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-09-18
Going online and claiming a troll doesn't bother you and only proves that said troll is a sad loser just hands the troll an easy win, as the troll successfully made you look like a pathetic retard who doesn't understand The Internet at all.
"Real life confrontations"? Like when an obviously dying heroin addict runs roughshod over your show as you sit there giggling? Or when you openly cringe and cower when your guests get into a heated argument?
1 realister 2018-09-18
I am not sure might be a troll pretending he is Ant too you never know with this sub
1 ManbadFerrara 2018-09-18
Oh shit, that's me he's replying to. If I don't start hearing some "thank yous" pretty soon, I'm gonna tell him this was all a joke and we're actually big fans.
1 puddleofaids- 2018-09-18
Why is this pissy eyed faggot always going on about real life confrontations when he is the biggest fucking pussy of all when it comes to actual awkward situations face to face?
pocked faced, tranny fucking idiot.
1 BeerCanThick 2018-09-18
He got alpha male'd by Opie for twenty years and lost a fist fight to a female hooker. So many of his funniest stories are about him getting punked by people like Gimme Fiddy Cent and the Boomer Esiason fight.
Almost any time somebody he'd trashed talked to him in studio or on the phones he threw in the towel on a phony feud and started kissing the other person's ass. This is a guy who folded to the likes of Sarah Jessica Parker and Whoopi Goldberg.
1 Keiththecrook 2018-09-18
You forgot the Mancow confrontation. He called Mancow show to give him the works but end up contributing and being the best caller of all of all time.
1 BeerCanThick 2018-09-18
Oh right, about the British sailors kidnapped at sea. "That's a great point caller, dynamite stuff." Then Mancow probably used that as a topic for the next hour. Anthony is almost entirely lacking in confrontational intelligence, if that's a thing. To put it in a way he understands, Anthony is way to the left of the Bell Curve when it comes to sticking up for himself.
How about getting gulled into a miserable marriage with his brother's ex girlfriend, not doing anything to make the marriage any less worse, bringing young girls into it and then getting blackmailed for flings with young women and possible homosexual behavior in a swinger marriage during a divorce that his wife initiated and then took him to the cleaners in?
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2018-09-18
When are people genuinely having 'real life confrontations' anyway ? I shake my head and laugh at any sort of apparent tough guy like most sane people do. Ant and these guys are the weakest people you ever meet. They dream of these so called confrontations, then run at any threat.
1 BeerCanThick 2018-09-18
Why can't a guy who made millions trashing people for hours two hundred and forty times a year for twenty years understand why mocking them is funny?
"What's the end game?"
Its just funny.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-09-18
That unmistakable crowing and hemming and hawing that he does, to make himself feel like he is doing verbal jousting.
"Is this what you have said upon to thee? Well, I do say then, RUBBISH!"
Anthony is a fucking queer.
1 JuiceBusters 2018-09-18
here again, he believes people need 14 hours a day to write an internet comment or even 14 of them.
and he wants the word 'normal sexuality' though, for him, not effing men dressed as women and/or 50 year age differences is probably seen as 'asexual' to his perverse PoV.
1 thatRookie 2018-09-18
I'M TOM PEDERSEN, ALARGHGHH!
/Arnold
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2018-09-18
“What do you do in real life confrontations?”
Cry on camera about how I’m still hilarious while shitting my pants over two old guys arguing next to me? I also let an ex cop destroy my business because I’m too scared to confront him
1 ilumty 2018-09-18
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> rants about liberals for over a decade
1 ohmycawd 2018-09-18
unlike ant, who kept his thoughts about the black community to himself.
1 MonsterSteve 2018-09-18
So that’s his new addiction. YouTube commentary.
1 SwampYankee 2018-09-18
what platform is this on , youtube?
1 BeerCanThick 2018-09-18
He goes from CorradoSoprano super-dago shit to "Tom Peterson." This is absolutely Anthony.
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-09-18
He got mad at the comments saying the Cumia's aren't white too.