Since someone asked here is the whole text thread between me and Joe.

102  2018-09-18 by OpieEatsBoogers

36 comments

Damn. Played the long con.

Yeah. After the third “I am not a pedophile” I just wanted to text back Feed Nana but didn’t.

Excellent work! Now he's going to doubt every new contact and will blurt out stupid, suspicious shit with legitimate people. I'm lovin' it!

That’s the bit. Honestly, that’s really why I did this. Plus I was curious to see how much a 2U show costs.

This isn't real, sir.

I know Imgur puts this all in question but I assume you this happened yesterday.

No it did not.

How would you know? Unless... My God! The username checks out!

Haha, fucking LIBTARD !!!

This sub is free. This. Subreddit. Is. Free. Fucking A.

I don't know what you're implying, sir.

I can prove to you it’s him but that would involve me giving his number out. A number which is all over 2U’s website and easily accessible.

Look who you're arguing with, Sir.

Joe, once again, saying he isn't a pedophile when no one said he was.

No effect on their lives.

Convenient that he'll say it to some guy but given the opportunity to say it under oath he skirted around the issue.

I think I'm starting to like this Joe guy.

Seems after he dumped those snowflake 2U members he's become a new man. That or Bick sent him a DM explaining what huge fans we are & it's all for the goof.

I never know whats real anymore

It's like Poe's law in reverse. The people surrounding the show have become so asinine and jaded they come off as the worst parodies of themselves here.

uss

That's the world we live in - ever since since Popper pointed out that "all swans are white" until you find a black swan is bullshit, and toilet cleaners had to start claiming to kill 99.9% of germs instead of 100 because there is no way to prove they kill 100% of germs we've been put on a path of horror. I'm almost tempted to ask Joe if this is real, I would, if he didn't block me for asking him why he fucks children

Science fiction

Missed the Vos plug.

Common sense says this isn't real but fuck me if there still isn't some doubt. Now I know how nana's followers felt dealing with 17 fake accounts.

It’s real.

Its real, if it was fake they would have plugged one of Vos's shows.

I loffed but this didnt happen

Actually, that was pretty funny on Joe’s part. So it can’t be real.

TFW you're definitely not a pedophile

Joe's less white than Journey's current singer.

"I'm not a pedophile!"

"excuse me?"

this exchange had me HOWLING!

Eventually, Joe will become so paranoid about being trolled by this subreddit, that exchange will be happening in a grocery store between Joe and a confused shopper.

Maybe we should send him a shirt or two that advertises that he's definitely not a pedophile nor a racist.

I like how he brags about all the different places he's played but is immediately suspicious of someone from Indiana trying to book his "bands".

I thought the Indiana thing would work. He played there before so I thought it would make sense. Even used a Indiana area code with the burner number.

Should've asked if he's open to doing Gary Glitter covers.

Bravo OP - had me the whole way

Lol this sub broke his brain.

That was amazing

Eventually, Joe will become so paranoid about being trolled by this subreddit, that exchange will be happening in a grocery store between Joe and a confused shopper.