r/opieandanthony: Do you guys think if Joe had somehow made it big as a musician and Ant had stayed as a working schmo, Joe would have honoured "the pact" and financially supported his younger brother?

Do you guys think if Joe had somehow made it big as a musician and Ant had stayed as a working schmo, Joe would have honoured "the pact" and financially supported his younger brother?

50 2018-09-18 by McGowan9

I think he would tell him to kick rocks. Not that Anthony would have the nerve to ask in the first place.

13 comments

1 joeyakbar 2018-09-18

No. He's a complete piece of shit. I would never accept what he gets from his brother, he should be ashamed of himself.

1 McGowan9 2018-09-18

You mean you don't think it's honourable and masculine to brag about living off of handouts from your little brother when you're 60 years old? shrieking baboon-like cackle laugh

1 dom6502 2018-09-18

You don't understand. Even though Anthony wrote and sang electric shock OJ, Joe "produced the whole thing"

1 alkiefuck 2018-09-18

Dude, sarcastic or not, if it wasn't for bro Joe, we'd literally have no o&a, hate on m- him all you want but he literally gives us the 2nd best u2 performance.

1 PhilipMarma 2018-09-18

If (big if) BroJoe had made it huge, I don’t think he’d pay Ant an allowance but I do think Ant would be a lifetime employee/entourage member. For one, Joe’s advanced Army honed leadership skills make it impossible for anyone to work for him for more than 6 months. A dependent, pissy eyed Ant would be his permanent Turtle, driving him around, procuring kid spit in different cities along the tour etc.

1 McGowan9 2018-09-18

Also Ant wouldn't have had the money to get those pubes glued to his head, so he'd be totally bald while taking all the red ones out of a giant bowl of M&Ms and cleaning Joe's SAMCRO branded chaps and whatever other arbitrary chores Joe assigned him to earn his keep.

1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-09-18

NOOoOooOOOoOo

1 nomobjustice 2018-09-18

Anthony would be lugging amps and hooking up foot pedals.

1 McGowan9 2018-09-18

While the lights reflected off his shiny bald bonce.

1 call_me_winston 2018-09-18

joe was too old to 'make it' by the late 1980s

dumb old idiot

1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-09-18

hahahahaha ho-lee-shit no

1 MarbleSpaceDog 2018-09-18

I make 60k a year. It's enough to get by, I don't have a family or anything. I don't know my brothers salary but it's at least twice that, probably a lot more. He's got a big house and several nice cars alongside a company Lexus.

I would never dream of asking him for any money. I wouldn't even expect him to buy the drinks when we go out.

It's so pathetic.

1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-09-18

I don't think Joe is that evil. He'd bring him on as a roadie and child spit collector.

1 Skank_Sinatra 2018-09-18

I kinda figured that Ant would have constantly been trying to sabotage the lead singer so he could fill in one night and show Joe he was born this way. Lady Nana.

1 fartpoop22 2018-09-18

I actually have a time machine and checked. The answer is no, in all the infinite timelines, Joe is not a successful musician