Ari Shaffir and Bert Kriescher was Ants balls for like 5 min on Aria latest podcast

8  2018-09-18 by SoulsOfDeadAnimals

about 24 min in. they say he’s like steph curry the way he sets you up. they talked about him with an uncomfortable amount of reverence. even said Landau was hilarious.

13 comments

1  sams_seed 2018-09-18

Are you drunk/high already?

1  SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18

i drank a the rest of the bottle i had last night and did like 5 dabs. now i’m pacing around the shop like a mad man. gunna finish building this knotty alder kitchen today though. and not drinking ever again!! for you babe. for you

1  sams_seed 2018-09-18

I give it til 2:00

1  SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18

actually it’s like 10-11 that’s really hard then around 3 it starts getting bad and then i white knuckle the rest of the night if i can abstain. i have never been able to get up and leave the house in the morning without getting really stoned though. which is probably my biggest problem.

1  00110001liar 2018-09-18

Have you tried benzos? Ativan 1mg is like a nice cozy blanket on your brain. Still functional just detached enough to ngaf.

1  SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18

i love how whenever you complain about substance abuse problems people start recommending more substances to take. benzos are the most boring drugs. no euphoria, insanely long half life that leaves you cloudy headed, i mean i take shit loads of them but they are really only worthwhile when used together with other drugs or when you really need them to sedate yourself.

1  00110001liar 2018-09-18

Ok. Sorry you feel that way. Hope you die soon.

1  SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18

i hope i do too. go take some xanies faggot.

1  Jungies 2018-09-18

There's an easier way:

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/04/the-irrationality-of-alcoholics-anonymous/386255/

1  SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18

did this work for you or are you just being a contrarian or have something against AA? i’m asking because if it worked for you, it would’ve been a more effective way of trying to help and if you aren’t and addict and posted this you are incredibly irresponsible and it’s dangerous to try to talk someone out of getting help. and you’re not a good person.

but if this article provided you with some sort of insight on your own addiction and you think it would be beneficial for me to read i would be really glad to do so.

1  call_me_winston 2018-09-18

anyone who compares anything to steph curry licks cocks

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-09-18

They feel bad for him

1  BoosTerribleThings 2018-09-18

'i was a big fan of opie and anthony as you know, i had suck a great time on ants network, hes great at setting you up, he throws a bounce pass and just guides you into the next bit, so anyway about that other thing'

it was like 34 seconds of audio......

1  individual02 2018-09-18

Bert Kreischer will laugh at anybody and Ari is incapable of being valuable to the species in anyway. Don't worry, I don't think Ants making a comeback anytime soon.

1  SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18

i love how whenever you complain about substance abuse problems people start recommending more substances to take. benzos are the most boring drugs. no euphoria, insanely long half life that leaves you cloudy headed, i mean i take shit loads of them but they are really only worthwhile when used together with other drugs or when you really need them to sedate yourself.