Is there anything worse than those italian old people cookies?
6 2018-09-18 by sams_seed
How you gon bring in an assortment of 10 cookies and every single one of them is garbage? The red and green jelly! Who even likes those and why do they still make them?
Feed nana
34 comments
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-09-18
are you talking about the twisted dough ones with red/green frosting on top?
1 aRTie02150 2018-09-18
Those are delicious.
1 sams_seed 2018-09-18
We can't be friends
1 sams_seed 2018-09-18
It aint frosting its like fucking gel and the cookies themselves is made of chalk
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-09-18
have a glass of milk
1 sams_seed 2018-09-18
No. Ima need them to step up they cookie game
1 aRTie02150 2018-09-18
Milk is raysis
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-09-18
relax
1 aRTie02150 2018-09-18
https://cdn-image.realsimple.com/sites/default/files/styles/portrait_435x518/public/1475702112/italian-thumbprints.jpg?itok=LY4TVPtJ
These? Fuck off, they're delicious
1 sams_seed 2018-09-18
Ewww barf
1 aRTie02150 2018-09-18
Well now I know what to send you for Christmas. Or Kwanzaa. Which ever you celebrate.
1 sams_seed 2018-09-18
Enkutatash was last week. You missed it
1 aRTie02150 2018-09-18
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1 sams_seed 2018-09-18
Thanks love. Today is my oldests bday he was supposed to be born before the holiday but waited until the next year and was named accordingly. What a blessing
1 ChocomelTM 2018-09-18
Lechaim
1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-09-18
Yeah, those are awesome.
1 GWARscientist 2018-09-18
These are good but only fresh from a bakery. Not that stale walmart shit you're eating.
https://dorismarket.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/rasp-filled-sprinkle-finger-cookie2.jpg
1 sams_seed 2018-09-18
Ewww those are the 2nd worst kind. And they get them from a damn bakery and act like its all gourmet and shit
1 GWARscientist 2018-09-18
I guess you have to convince yourself a lot of things are awful to avoid a woman's natural urge to be a fatso.
Mind over fatter if you will.
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-18
colored people are usually wrong
1 sams_seed 2018-09-18
Y'all stay eating crumbly ass cookies. Give me banana pudding and red velvet cake
1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-09-18
I'll take a cheesecake over anything. My mom made me a blueberry cheesecake last week for my birthday and it was probably the best cheesecake I've ever had.
1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-09-18
Fascinating
1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-09-18
We're in a thread talking about desserts, wtf did you expect?
1 IDoHeroin4Breakfast 2018-09-18
Cheesecake is so good I bet it's the Opster's favorite too
1 wyMn_R_FNy 2018-09-18
I don't know how black people have gotten a pass for their cooking. Most black restaurants that I've gone to have completely fucked up. I don't know how you can cook something that is simultaneously dry and greasy.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-09-18
You mean balls?
1 sanhozay1 2018-09-18
Black schizophrenics with insanely inflated conceptions of their own physical attractiveness
1 ChocomelTM 2018-09-18
What about em?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-09-18
Are women capable of having any thoughts that don't somehow revolve around them? This sub isn't your personal therapy session, sister/sista
1 IDoHeroin4Breakfast 2018-09-18
They are the worst. The other Italian desserts that are super sickly are much worse though; most wops drink incredibly bitter coffee after eating, so it's supposed to balance it out.
Additionally, Limoncello is the worst drink ever made
1 joerogantrutherXXX 2018-09-18
Typical merigan I bet your the type shit kicking garbage that fluffer nutters and eats cake frosting for breakfast
1 OutlawMemer 2018-09-18
Navels that look like the Alien is being born are far worse.
1 bmfanboy 2018-09-18
My grandmother brings over those dry shitcakes everytime she comes over. The ones dipped halfway in chocolate are nearly edible but in general they should be used a kindling to light your fires.
1 TexasMan8888 2018-09-18
Italians aren’t very smart so it’s no surprise. The only reason they’re known for pasta is even with a low IQ anyone can stir a pot.
1 aRTie02150 2018-09-18
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1 ChocomelTM 2018-09-18
Lechaim