Is this real?

Yes, it is. Vos really will be at the Omaha Funny Bone.

I hope sam gets hit by a semi.

A half hard penis

Sam is hoping for the same thing

Somehow that sounds too dignified of a way for him to go out.

I hope it happens as he's being violently raped by black people that he tried to impress with his faggot shoes.

neanderthal lookin nigga shooken and shoes tooken

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His career is about to get hit by the semi of reality without Norton to latch on to.

I hope Sam is left slowly bleeding out in agony in a gutter; flashes of regret filling his Simple Jack brain while negroes steal his shoes, knowing he’ll never enjoy another wrestling event ever again.

I hope Jim's career fizzles out even more over at Compound Media. this fucking idiot is leaving a contract and his own morning show to hangout with his pedo friend.

Sam will settle for nothing less than fully hard

Is this is true I'd like them to give the bonfire a chance in the morning slot. Unlikely due to their stand up and other commitments.

Yeah I finally listened to the bonfire and I wasn't upset

They should give them the boring slot

I think they'd do well as won't just take any celebrity guest, not like jim and Sam with self serving guests or in the hope this will give them some mainstream attention. Dan seems to find humour in anything and Jay (wasn't a fan at the beginning) bounce well of each other. I rather that than sam thinking he has made it as still holding down the morning slot

Bonnie?

All the gears are in motion... for a Vos plug

After all these years I finally saw it coming

I still didn't.

Did you really or no?

Yea Sam getting a solo show kinda made it seem something is up

Ron turned on fezzie to bring his stupid daughter on. #Neverforget

Gale may be an unbearable hole, but that's not at all what happened.

Everything posted on this sub is 100% true

Actually its exactly what happened.

Actually it's exactly the actual thing that happened exactly

HAPPEN HAPPEN!

How do you not kill yourself after 40 years in the business and you are still stuck at the omaha funny bone?

how can you off yourself when fortnightly threesomes with bonnie and her mongoloid sister are on the table???

He also bought an old rolls Royce off Craigslist

this is somehow a metaphor for his entire life

Why are you so much crazier in the cumtown sub

who cares? Go with what's funny

It was a BMW off of Ebay but I take your point.

Haha was it? Boy was I way off

dont be so hard on yourself

you know what i also remember it being a rollls royce

I thought it was an early 90s Mercedes.

You’re correct. It broke down during the test drive (after he had paid a deposit)

I thought it was a Cadillac Catera door.

Wouldn't the upkeep and repairs on and old Roll's Royce end up just costing him more than buying a newer luxury car?

It was a Rolls Royce off eBay

He will be joining Rich Vos and the Gang at the Scranton Comedy Club at The Ritz Theater this Sep 21.

Rich Voshh is a god damn national treasure

Eh, it's an easy job. Just tell the same jokes you've been practicising for a long time and get paid and make a decent living out of. There are worse jobs around.

Must get old though travelling week in week out aged 60 to the same level venues you started out in.

Sam isn’t funny or entertaining or controversial he is a good host I’ll give him that but needs comedians to actually make it...ya know... listenable

Shut up. He's not a good anything but a fish fingers eater.

Didn't even know fish had fingers

Do you like his quick artificial cackling laugh?

You mean you wouldn't say he's an all tune great funny man kakakakhahahahahahakaakaha

You mean you wouldn't say he's an all time great funny man kakakakhahahahahahakaakaha

Sam's better on his own. Now, I'm not saying I'll actually listen, but playing second fiddle to a man who was best suited as the third mic really screwed the pooch, pardon my language!

Addendum: Sam is most terrible when he's fawning over his beefcake hunk crushes.

So which one of you is Sam?

If Sam Roberts Show is the same as it was Jim and Sam, I'll probably listen to it again. However, he needs a knowledgeable co-host who balances him out with a rational adult point of view. Mike Cannon and Cathy Kelly were the best examples of good co-hosts he's had.

So which one of you is Sam?

I'm not Sam, as in not notsam.

I hope to god this is true. Sam is willing to accept whatever so he will stick around like gum on a shoe. At least until they notice he is worthless.

Knew it was fake when you said "Sam is getting a solo show"

Who's watching this shit show anyways?

No one. It's radio, stupid.

Thanks for clarifying. I wouldn't know LOL

You're a Norton-level thief, but you did it better than me. https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/9g3nma/sirius_xm_has_renewed_the_jim_sam_show_press/

I'll let your mom know she's needs to call

She is needs to call? She is needs to call who?

Brandon

I knew this was a Vos plug joke. Bravo Sir.

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OMG at the people who still missed it.

one of the few vosrolls I downvoted out of sheer rage at being this let down

Comic630

The credit goes to porsalin and jam loberts

👋👋 wormerson

Can't wait for the new and improved Sam Roberts' Show.

I wonder if there are a lot of Vos heads in Omaha.

My $5 per month to Sirius is only for music and news anyways.

Listening to them complain about not being offered deals is the sweetest music to my eyes.

Saw it coming a mile away fag.

Fuck, I got my hopes up just to get Vos'sed.

It sounded so plausible.

I almost didn't even open the thread.

you got me

It's too early anyways, right? Good roll though

was gonna say, and don't forget Rich Vos at the....

Got me, well played.

Good about time Jimmy and Ant did a show together again, can’t wait!!

wasnt even close to getting me. you all are slippin'

Are there tickets available? Kidding.

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