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fuck the redditors, then fuck your roommates buttholes. show everyone whos boss. come back and make another post about your roommates savaged buttholes and check back in frequently with casual updates and info. on buttholes.
i just cooked a big ass beef chuck steak with some eggs. i was told by a therapist that i was undernourished and should go to rehab not only to get sober but to get 3 meals a day.
Totally normal behaviour... I didn't see one of my housemates for over 3 months due to this.. stash food in your room until the cost is clear, then use the kitchen
Get some uppers, Adderall or some shit and power through being a pussy. Gets some damnign insults ready if they decide to get lippy. "what are you eating? that looks gross, why would you eat that?" "Is it as gross as your dick was to your ex?"
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1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-09-18
Jesus Christ, dude. Take a sleeping pill and go to bed already.
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18
no, i’m not done talking to all my buds
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-09-18
I hope you accidentally hang yourself.
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18
trust me there would be no accident there. one of the first thoughts i wake up with and last ones i go to bed with
1 JimandFred 2018-09-18
are you showering?
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18
obsessively.
1 JimandFred 2018-09-18
you should try some prozac.
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18
i’m gunna try hollow tip pretty soon here
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-09-18
fuck the redditors, then fuck your roommates buttholes. show everyone whos boss. come back and make another post about your roommates savaged buttholes and check back in frequently with casual updates and info. on buttholes.
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-09-18
lol at missing meals.
feed this dumb niggas screenname.
eat a pop tart retard
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18
fuck yea! doggy!
1 PhishInVa2 2018-09-18
What was for dinner?
Are you watching PFG while waiting for your roomates to politely fuck off? Why or why not?
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18
i just cooked a big ass beef chuck steak with some eggs. i was told by a therapist that i was undernourished and should go to rehab not only to get sober but to get 3 meals a day.
1 PhishInVa2 2018-09-18
What about the PFG thing? I cant be the ONLY one soaking up the PFG things in life.
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18
when i read this. i didn’t know what you meant. but now i see. it is pfg
1 stinkypussay 2018-09-18
Totally normal behaviour... I didn't see one of my housemates for over 3 months due to this.. stash food in your room until the cost is clear, then use the kitchen
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18
i’m pretty sure they are avoiding me just as much as i am
1 stinkypussay 2018-09-18
Win win
1 literalotherkin 2018-09-18
I get that. I'm very social sometimes but if I'm not in the mood I'll go to insane lengths to avoid people.
1 Superbad415 2018-09-18
No One cares about your tendencies you teenage girl.
1 423289 2018-09-18
Go hang with your parents while they cook your pizza rolls
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18
my mom wanted me to come for dinner tonight. i should’ve. drink all their beer and eat free food. what’s my problem
1 WilliamHenryJustice 2018-09-18
Rather starve then engage in filler conversation and fake friendly laughter
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-09-18
Why are you 19?
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18
23 so basically 38
1 dionysus187 2018-09-18
Get some uppers, Adderall or some shit and power through being a pussy. Gets some damnign insults ready if they decide to get lippy. "what are you eating? that looks gross, why would you eat that?" "Is it as gross as your dick was to your ex?"
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18
they mostly just look at me scared and are really short. it’s any friend and his gf. i think i don’t like them.
1 Turkuleys 2018-09-18
Not gonna lie ive done the same. Mostly because I was high though and didn't want to get busted
1 Hanarable 2018-09-18
What’s got you feeling so down about yourself?
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18
my dicks too big. makes everyday life a nightmare...
1 Hanarable 2018-09-18
Oh ok have fun being miserable and continuing down a self destructive path then my man.
1 eidnamron 2018-09-18
get your own place. who the fuck wants roommates???
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18
i don’t want to fucking rent until i’m 40 i make it another year alive i can buy the house i’m going tot kill myself in
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-18
obsessively.