God, these people are so fucking boring

They're like high schoolers

This fucker is so gonna pull an R.Budd Dwyer.

If so, I would cackle til I jiggle like a fat Stangel

Go shoot some more scag, you junkie cunt

God, people in this sub are brilliant comics.

I do not care about his eyes, but I sure would like a gander at her butthole. I bet it is adorable.

it's hairy afaik

Fun fact: individuals with Borderline Personality Disorder are far more likely to commit suicide than the general population. Fingers crossed.

Thanks for making that nickname stick babe

STOP CALLING HIM BUTTHOLE EYES!!!!

Savvy, cunt

Here's something I never knew: Grande is basically in black face. Look up old photos of her she's just a normal looking little white Italian broad.

She craves the black dick. Her current beau has big dick confidence.

Have you ever looked at her brother?

So apparently it bugs her immensely people call him that.

This is literally never going to stop, even if he some how un-buttholed his eyes.

I hope she breaks up with him so he can pull a Mac Miller.

When looking what the heck Crohn’s disease is:

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/crohns-disease/symptoms-causes/syc-20353304

Although Crohn's disease can affect any ethnic group, whites and people of Eastern European (Ashkenazi) Jewish descent have the highest risk. However, the incidence of Crohn's disease is increasing among blacks who live in North America and the United Kingdom.

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And people say God doesn't exist. He knows what he is doing.

He’s been cloned. Look into it.

This is a false flag operation to take away our guns. I’ve got contacts in the CIA (don’t ask me to reveal their names) who have shared documents with me. I can’t show them to you, you just have to trust me.

I'm asking for a friend: What the fuck are "butthole eyes?"

Heavy bags around the eyes

He really has butthole eyes ahahah

I would lick her donut.