REMINDER: Anthony denied bombing at Big Jay's roast

68  2018-09-17 by Phantas_Magorical

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Forgive my shitty call, but I remember having to bring up the subject because he spent the first half of his show talking about gun rights.

šŸŽ¶So what are you gonna došŸŽ¶

"This room is very diverse, it looks like the 50's space program in here"

šŸŽ¶When the world don't orbit around you?šŸŽ¶

šŸŽ¶AIN'T IT FUNšŸŽ¶

..for here Iā€™m sitting in the Compound deep in my own world Planet Earth is blue and boy do I love Sue

He also denies that he has molested children. And that he made love to Sue Lightning. And that his podcast network is failing.

The man is a compulsive fibber.

It was so bad he desperately tried to scrub the Roast from the internet to save him from the humiliation.

He can't even shit talk callers anymore cuz he's afraid of them cancelling their subscriptions.

Permantely Castrated

Heā€™s so delusional, similar to when he thought his books release would justify him going on a national tour.

Wait does he really talk about his own tweets on his show?

What is he doing? What is he doing???

Nice Pride shirt that made you look like Grimace on LOS. Fat fuck.

That hair. That fucking hair.

Looks like a man with a toupee that forgot to die the bottom to match the top.

2 tone paluca ass nigga

This is the best clip from his show

He knew he was bombing during the roast, he even yelled at them for not laughing.

When the first thing out of the host's mouth is "that was uncomfortable", it doesn't really leave much to be disputed.

But he has that rotted-shit Cumia gene that has a tendency to dispute the obvious all the time. His retard fuck of a brother does it literally constantly.

I hate to be That Guy but what the fuck player is this? It plays for 1 second and then loads for 50 seconds. Worst thing I've ever seen in my life.

Anthony Cumia being at Big Jay's roast is like your middle aged dad coming to your angsty teen birthday party except he's racist and will use your ribs as a trampoline

We heard you!

Anthony Cumia being at Big Jay's roast is like your middle aged dad coming to your angsty teen birthday party except he's racist and will use your ribs as a trampoline

He knows he did bad that's why he kept trying to deflect and not really address it. Notice how when you kept asking him to play the set he just pretended like you're asking something super weird and unreasonable. Because if he had played the entire set the narrative of "missing a couple of jokes" is gonna go out the window. Also, Feed Nana.

This was the first redpill that Ant had slipped into a slope.

Luis j Gomez called him out right after he was finished bombing. Said something like "wow that was uncomfortable".

I used to think that Opie was awful. I still do but Nana is so much worse!

what was bad: no one laughed.

what was bad: no one laughed.

I'm Paul R Nelson

He did so good, that he was front and center of the ā€œdaisā€ at the Rich Vosh roast. No wait, he was left out and yelling shit from the audience

Him saying its not comedy central thing is worse because you bombed at a mid tier comics roast dummy. You could have pulled a classic prop comic Jim Norton, went up there with wigs and told hacky jokes and got a laugh but no let's bring up niggers and your hate of Joe Derosa who isn't present.

It's not a matter of race but him being bitter and assuming everyone knows the great Anthony Cumia. Fuck, it took me a minute to get the Soder joke. I hope this pedophilic, cheating, not visiting his alzheimers mother bombs again so we can see it. Oh wait he does, it's called TACS. Fuck him.

I love the exasperation in the callerā€™s voice trying to explain to Anthony how much he sucks. Like a parent telling their kid that they arenā€™t good at something as nicely as they can.

did he have the balls to play the FULL set?