Thank you sir. I'm gonna do some blackhat shit on Google to get this ranking shouldn't be too hard as Joe doesn't have a ton of content out there. The /u/beigefrequency video is already the #1 vid in the YouTube results for the Joe Cumia keyword.
Hey man in case he sues you, try and make it somewhat obvious it’s a parody. It’s what saved the owner of “dustindiamond.com” when screech sued him
http://www.dustindiamond.com/case/decision.html
You can set up an AWS s3 bucket to automatically redirect to the joe cumia site and also log ip addresses in cloud watch. It's super easy toke like maybe 5 minutes.
Ive been lurking here for 3 years, and I am always waiting for the day when this sub runs out of material and becomes uninteresting. But that day just never comes. There's always something new around the corner. Its amazing.
You guys should have lunch at Panera Bread and talk it out. Me and my mom do that when I get upset. They let me use my employer discount even though she pays.
Remember when Jim released his "new" standup earlier this year and all the faggots around here praised it and acted like it was good (it was trash, and saying that would get you downvoted)?
Remember when Jim was hinting at suicide via Chip and all the faggots around here suddenly started gargling his balls and praising him?
Let's not get carried away; this place has its lows, just like every other subreddit.
Yes. I have been shitting onNorton's horrible Chip character for 6-8 months before it was fashionable and suffered -30 downvotes. Now I feel vindicated.
It had a few goods months. Actually more like 1 or 2. Some people clinged on to it, probably people who weren't paying attention to how repetitive and 1-joke-wonder it was. The fact it was a complete disaster without Ant, even early on, was a big enough indicator.
Remember people here are rarely fully invested or aware as others. Sometimes it takes time/perspective.
Plus most people are retarded and need it to be force fed for them to realize.
"I knew a long time ago when I got the infamous Opie & Anthony show started years ago that my day would come. You pay your dues, and good things happen."
Nicely done. Could you perhaps add a section for Joe's little essays?
Maybe something like "The Book of Joe" which has it's own sections like "Joe on Technology" for his alt+ctrl+del exploits or "Joe on Business Ethics"... u/dropngo regularly does some wonderful pulls from Joe's writings, maybe he has them archived.
I’ve heard from so many people how difficult it is to make a realistically shitty looking website on purpose, you did great work here so far. Thrilled that you’re just getting started!
no, you can buy privacy protection from most hosts where they don't show your info for the whois lookup, now granted for illegal activity they would have to disclose the owner info IF there was a warrant, this takes forever to get done even with real pedophiles which as we know Joe is not.
I think it's a great place for him to store some archived twitter postings... this way the trolls can't make imager posts with photoshop to besmirch his good name.
Joe here, for those who do not know, I am the brother of famous and talented radio DJ Anthony Cumia. I too have many talents like music, podcasting and so many other things, I am also a father.
How sad is it that the #1 thing you list to describe yourself is the fact that you are someone elses brother?
Joe here, for those who do not know, I am the brother of famous and talented radio DJ Anthony Cumia. I too have many talents like music, podcasting and so many other things, I am also a father.
thank you lord for the deluded dopes you have bestowed us
Did someone Tweet him yet to praise him for the launch of his new website? Might as well ask him if there will be an IPO for "BrotherJoe Enterprises" also.
You should present it as a fan site rather than making it seem like it's him. I feel like there is less chance of him being able to do a damn thing about it that way.
How can we get this to rank right below his website?
In the interim - can we fundraise to throw some money against buying his keywords and showing this ad above his listing (PPC)? I can't imagine too much search volume for that dolt - so maybe a conservative $5/day
You bought this domain, coded this site, wrote this content..built to live just on the cusp of truth. Even SAMCRO would read and believe this. You're a sick individual.
Ive been lurking here for 3 years, and I am always waiting for the day when this sub runs out of material and becomes uninteresting. But that day just never comes. There's always something new around the corner. Its amazing.
135 comments
1 schmuckOnWheels 2018-09-17
Holy shit. You registered joecumia.com? What did that set you back - $30?
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
$14.99 actually.
1 SuperToes845 2018-09-17
That asshole didn't reserve the name for himself? LOL
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
Thank you sir. I'm gonna do some blackhat shit on Google to get this ranking shouldn't be too hard as Joe doesn't have a ton of content out there. The /u/beigefrequency video is already the #1 vid in the YouTube results for the Joe Cumia keyword.
1 greygooser 2018-09-17
Hey man in case he sues you, try and make it somewhat obvious it’s a parody. It’s what saved the owner of “dustindiamond.com” when screech sued him http://www.dustindiamond.com/case/decision.html
1 SuperToes845 2018-09-17
/u/nomadiqqq please take this guy's advice. You can add the language in small print on your About page.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
Done, added it to the About page. Good lookin out guys.
1 SuperToes845 2018-09-17
Even better than I expected! Good job.
1 telemecanique 2018-09-17
if he sues you can you please go on peoples court? and include on the website the nudes he posted of the judge so it can be evidence
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
'These images were created by online terrorists on Imgur, your honor.'
1 DavidPaulides 2018-09-17
Why not take out PPC ads and force him to bid on his own name? Eliminate even more of his poultry allowance.
1 Jungies 2018-09-17
"paltry", you cock.
1 late_50s_why 2018-09-17
We got any KFC left back there
1 Jungies 2018-09-17
Fresh out, Boss.
1 DildoRenter 2018-09-17
How many chickens is he allowed to get each week?
1 StuntPeckah 2018-09-17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxGgnI6kCrs
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-09-17
No he still thinks "Brother Joe" is his brand.
1 MonsterSteve 2018-09-17
On Joe's indiegogo page it links to JosephCumia.com but of course he's too cheap to pay for it.
1 fakeaccount73 2018-09-17
That's for people who matter.
1 slothlivesmatter 2018-09-17
I'm beginning to think Joe might not be that smart...
1 Brocktoon_in_a_jar 2018-09-17
He probably thinks you just magically get a free domain of your own name cause it belongs to you.
1 FancyAndImportantMan 2018-09-17
Pennies on the dollar!
1 ghandicumia 2018-09-17
I have compoundmedia.org I'll give you that for free if you make a website for it
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
Sounds good. I'm also working on this one at the moment: >> https://imgur.com/a/TtvkyUz
1 boringoneliner 2018-09-17
i just snorted coffee all over my monitor. its unbelievable how dumb tranth and keith are.
1 Colinfagerty 2018-09-17
The hero we don't deserve, sir.
1 sherockradio 2018-09-17
Can you just redirect it to Geoffrey Arnold's penis?
1 boringoneliner 2018-09-17
how could you not own that url if youre anthony...oh god..those idiots
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
Only put me back $14.99.
1 telemecanique 2018-09-17
for those not in the know, that's PER YEAR, not month... year!
1 DildoRenter 2018-09-17
If you have a database connection handy, you can take over http://www.compoundmedia.net/, too.
1 quasi100 2018-09-17
You can set up an AWS s3 bucket to automatically redirect to the joe cumia site and also log ip addresses in cloud watch. It's super easy toke like maybe 5 minutes.
1 Ronnybbaby 2018-09-17
Jesus. I thought it was actually Joe.
1 imcrapyall 2018-09-17
What about joesphcumia.com?
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-09-17
Yiu should include the contact information for his musical experience. Im surr many would wish to book it
1 crookedmile 2018-09-17
Looks like they're having a One-Time Only sale that can't be beat!
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-09-17
Amazing
1 BoongChook 2018-09-17
I can’t tell if this is real or not.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
The People's Court videos are the highpoint of his career, so I think he just wants a place to store them where they can live on forever.
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2018-09-17
Are you just going to keep changing the links when those vids get taken down?
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
That's a good point, I will download a copy of them instead of an embed. Good lookin' out.
1 greygooser 2018-09-17
Maybe post Bennington making fun of him too? That’s got to hurt Joe
1 bourbon-poo-poo 2018-09-17
Absolutely!
1 YoussefBozydStawski 2018-09-17
just use streamable.com or something
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
We are in business > https://imgur.com/a/5CiCmAp
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2018-09-17
Nice work
1 dionysus187 2018-09-17
its gonna be weird in a few months when this site blows up as a haven for hosting copyright stricken shit from smaller companies
1 BergStonewall 2018-09-17
Not sure why he would want to keep such a triumph in his life private. I mean, he won AND got the girl.
1 Randal_X2 2018-09-17
Glad somebody finally took the plunge with this. Hoping all Joe's public hilarity's will be hosted here 👍
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
Yes, this is just the soft launch. I have some ideas I will be building out this week.
1 Randal_X2 2018-09-17
God be with you, no bs.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-09-17
This sub gets more entertaining by the week. Thanks for your service.
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-09-17
Perhaps a Joe shop with links to his favourite merch from around the web? Like a Stratocaster for 11 dollars or a XXL sons of anarchy hoodie
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-17
Pro Hillary pins.
1 telemecanique 2018-09-17
a frying pan...
1 Skip4play 2018-09-17
Black face paint
1 sashaatx 2018-09-17
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brother%20Joe
1 gunstore 2018-09-17
I honestly feel lucky to have found this place, it’s constantly entertaining
1 JohnathanBgldy 2018-09-17
Ive been lurking here for 3 years, and I am always waiting for the day when this sub runs out of material and becomes uninteresting. But that day just never comes. There's always something new around the corner. Its amazing.
1 KenFrezno 2018-09-17
There's definitely bad seasons. 2 weeks of [Insert giant animal] "Bobby Kelly Quote" combos with hundreds of upvotes leaves a sour taste.
1 Anarox 2018-09-17
The Opie is great bit is slowing down (thankfully)
1 dom6502 2018-09-17
That whole thing just made me feel dirty.... moreso.
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-09-17
It's not a bit dickhead, Opie turned out to be the only decent person from the show fuckface
1 Anarox 2018-09-17
I guess I weren't that close to show
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-09-17
Nice grammar, stupid
1 Colinfagerty 2018-09-17
Probably a Coonmia fan.
1 Anarox 2018-09-17
Yeah stupid I'm a cumia fan. Fucking newfag
1 dmix 2018-09-17
That's exactly how a Cumia fan woulds react. Have a nice day.
1 Phkna1 2018-09-17
You guys should have lunch at Panera Bread and talk it out. Me and my mom do that when I get upset. They let me use my employer discount even though she pays.
1 late_50s_why 2018-09-17
ANYone remember tetf fart barr barr?
1 numba13 2018-09-17
Guess you forgot to lurk
1 SuperToes845 2018-09-17
Excuse me, aren't you forgetting to say a specific something!???
1 JohnathanBgldy 2018-09-17
oooo Feed my Sweet Nonna Cumia
1 SuperToes845 2018-09-17
Ahhh, there it is!
1 THEPOOPSOFVICTORY 2018-09-17
Remember when Jim released his "new" standup earlier this year and all the faggots around here praised it and acted like it was good (it was trash, and saying that would get you downvoted)?
Remember when Jim was hinting at suicide via Chip and all the faggots around here suddenly started gargling his balls and praising him?
Let's not get carried away; this place has its lows, just like every other subreddit.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-09-17
Yes. I have been shitting onNorton's horrible Chip character for 6-8 months before it was fashionable and suffered -30 downvotes. Now I feel vindicated.
1 dmix 2018-09-17
It had a few goods months. Actually more like 1 or 2. Some people clinged on to it, probably people who weren't paying attention to how repetitive and 1-joke-wonder it was. The fact it was a complete disaster without Ant, even early on, was a big enough indicator.
Remember people here are rarely fully invested or aware as others. Sometimes it takes time/perspective.
Plus most people are retarded and need it to be force fed for them to realize.
1 SlightFresnel 2018-09-17
Chip was tolerable when it was the occasional bit... Now it's just awful. Now, I'd pay a monthly subscription for Uncle Paul to do a regular show.
1 DildoRenter 2018-09-17
I was overjoyed when #FeedNana attained critical mass.
1 oanda333 2018-09-17
it really reminds me of Something Awful on the old internet
1 ChippySez 2018-09-17
You're doing God's work here, pal.
1 PhillyBuckeye 2018-09-17
I hope Brother Joe sues you and takes you to People’s Court.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
Round 2
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-09-17
"It's a hosting site called wordpress, your majesty"
1 SuperToes845 2018-09-17
Holy shit
1 BeakersRedBush 2018-09-17
Diction is a bit too perfect for Oswald Bates Cumia.
1 AxelSpott 2018-09-17
"I knew a long time ago when I got the infamous Opie & Anthony show started years ago that my day would come. You pay your dues, and good things happen."
You sir truly are a wordsmith.
1 bourbon-poo-poo 2018-09-17
I think Joe needs to post all his racist tweets on his website!!!
1 optimus187 2018-09-17
You..............no you...........your good my friend
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-09-17
Nicely done. Could you perhaps add a section for Joe's little essays?
Maybe something like "The Book of Joe" which has it's own sections like "Joe on Technology" for his alt+ctrl+del exploits or "Joe on Business Ethics"... u/dropngo regularly does some wonderful pulls from Joe's writings, maybe he has them archived.
1 SwampYankee 2018-09-17
anyway to get a frying pan icon to take you to a domestic abuse hotline or something?
1 Skip4play 2018-09-17
That would also be a mighty nice mouse icon.
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-09-17
You need to go back and randomly capitalize some words so that everyone knows exactly how much of a stupid asshole joe Cumia is.
1 Virginia_Beach 2018-09-17
You really need to post the collection of his racist tweets and facebook posts on this site.
1 welfarejoe 2018-09-17
Joe is ready to take a boat down to panama to find you.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
I'm in shitty Canada.
1 Zenaesthetic 2018-09-17
Thanks for your service.
1 BornVillain79 2018-09-17
I know this wasn’t Joe because this website lacks the brother Joe cringe brand.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!!!! HAHAHA HAHA
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-09-17
I love this place. I also love that you made it look like a site a 60 year old man would think is top of the line design.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
Yeah, I am actually a decent web developer at times, but I wanted to make the site feel really shitty like Joe designed it himself.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-09-17
His 2U site is just atrocious so you did a good job emulating it.
1 telemecanique 2018-09-17
it needs a under construction flashing sign circa geocities.
1 TheElDan 2018-09-17
I’ve heard from so many people how difficult it is to make a realistically shitty looking website on purpose, you did great work here so far. Thrilled that you’re just getting started!
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
Screeshot free Sons of Anarchy font for the logo, free wordpress theme with terrible max-width %, basic text font, no subheads.
1 boringoneliner 2018-09-17
dont you have to dox yourself to register a page?
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
I own my own company, so if Joe tries to doxx me I'll just take it out of the corporate account and put it into my personal chequing.
1 boringoneliner 2018-09-17
but then hed still know who you are, right?
1 drakenthegreat 2018-09-17
You can also just invest in whois protection.
1 Anarox 2018-09-17
It looks like he did
1 telemecanique 2018-09-17
backup the site often, this will turn into a saga similar to piratebay with mirrors running it from chad.
1 telemecanique 2018-09-17
no, you can buy privacy protection from most hosts where they don't show your info for the whois lookup, now granted for illegal activity they would have to disclose the owner info IF there was a warrant, this takes forever to get done even with real pedophiles which as we know Joe is not.
1 itrits 2018-09-17
This is great.
1 McGowan9 2018-09-17
Wonderful. But I feel you should mention a few times that you are NOT a pedophile. Randomly and in an abrupt non-sequitur fashion of course.
1 Clamdilicus 2018-09-17
"I knew a long time ago when I got the infamous Opie & Anthony show started years ago that my day would come."
Opie please comment. You'd be nobody without Joe, according to Joe.
1 YourOldPalHoward 2018-09-17
Post the David Duke interview in the Joe Cumia Show section and write about how proud he was to feature Dr Duke
1 OutlawMemer 2018-09-17
"He didn't say 'nigger,' but he was still a good guest."
1 Invunche 2018-09-17
Not HTTPS makes it more believable.
1 SalesCunt129 2018-09-17
IM A SECURITY EXPERT
1 scotness 2018-09-17
This is a work of art. I have seen many sites but this take the love for brother joe
to a new level
1 Whiplash91 2018-09-17
This site shall be our rendezvous point in case something happens to the sub reddit
1 SuperToes845 2018-09-17
Yes. It needs a message board of its own.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-17
The Facebook and Twitter should link to Rich Vos
1 FancyAndImportantMan 2018-09-17
Is www.comic630.net taken?
1 liberterrorism 2018-09-17
This has boundless potential, great work. He should have an entire section denying the pedophilia accusations that have hounded him.
1 rsroot 2018-09-17
Bravo, sir... Bravo!
1 donald_kingsley 2018-09-17
Dassabessdoe
1 rcharliesam 2018-09-17
I think it's a great place for him to store some archived twitter postings... this way the trolls can't make imager posts with photoshop to besmirch his good name.
1 lemskroob 2018-09-17
How sad is it that the #1 thing you list to describe yourself is the fact that you are someone elses brother?
1 TriangleDimes 2018-09-17
thank you lord for the deluded dopes you have bestowed us
1 urban-barbie 2018-09-17
When the street interviewer asked the crowd for their thoughts and aimed the mic at the black woman first I almost died
1 BuffaloWingsSoldier 2018-09-17
"street interviewer"???? You do know that's the famous jew/gay/TMZ/lawyer Harvey Levin, don't you??
He deserves more than just Street Interviewer!!
1 RichVoszChutzpah 2018-09-17
Did someone Tweet him yet to praise him for the launch of his new website? Might as well ask him if there will be an IPO for "BrotherJoe Enterprises" also.
1 Madrugadao 2018-09-17
You should present it as a fan site rather than making it seem like it's him. I feel like there is less chance of him being able to do a damn thing about it that way.
1 Gac93 2018-09-17
Think if we get enough fake support we can get a bro joe show at CM? That would be so much sub content
1 anonimescu 2018-09-17
[https://uniregistry.com/market/domain/cumia.com?landerid=cumia5b9ffc5c96ab80.74765089](ahem)
1 dixlerfix 2018-09-17
good god you people are fucking hilarious. better than the show!
1 nek0mancer666 2018-09-17
anthonycumia.com is also available?
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
Little more expensive, if I get a big raise I'll bid on it.
1 FullMushroom 2018-09-17
Fucking STELLAR work. Shit like this is why i keep coming to this sub.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-09-17
WOW.
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2018-09-17
THIS IS A LOOPER
1 goygoodgoy 2018-09-17
Name: WhoisGuard Protected Registrar: Namecheap
my man! good job
1 BoatHack2 2018-09-17
Rule number one of modern life: Own your own domain name to avoid shit like this from happening.
1 RageXY 2018-09-17
Fucking awesome.
1 iamnotopieradio 2018-09-17
How can we get this to rank right below his website?
In the interim - can we fundraise to throw some money against buying his keywords and showing this ad above his listing (PPC)? I can't imagine too much search volume for that dolt - so maybe a conservative $5/day
1 Phkna1 2018-09-17
faggot.com must have been taken.
1 Drunk_Toddler 2018-09-17
I'm glad Brother Joe finally landed on his feet.
1 sheba_sheba 2018-09-17
You bought this domain, coded this site, wrote this content..built to live just on the cusp of truth. Even SAMCRO would read and believe this. You're a sick individual.
1 dugout_doug 2018-09-17
Just when I thought I was pathetic...
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
Yeah, I am actually a decent web developer at times, but I wanted to make the site feel really shitty like Joe designed it himself.
1 JohnathanBgldy 2018-09-17
Ive been lurking here for 3 years, and I am always waiting for the day when this sub runs out of material and becomes uninteresting. But that day just never comes. There's always something new around the corner. Its amazing.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-17
Little more expensive, if I get a big raise I'll bid on it.
1 oanda333 2018-09-17
it really reminds me of Something Awful on the old internet