Big Jay and I stayed at the same hotel in Philly this weekend. Not only is he not that fat, but is also not tall.

7  2018-09-17 by lolercakesmcgee

Please discuss.

14 comments

1  Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-17

How big is your cock?

1  SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-17

in inches.

1  JimandFred 2018-09-17

pants or shorts?

1  CorradoSoprano4 2018-09-17

Probably something in between.

1  lolercakesmcgee 2018-09-17

Short pants of course, it’s the only way he finds comfort in today’s dark world.

1  MarioPennington 2018-09-17

Is he 6 ft at least?

1  BackstabbingSammy 2018-09-17

He’s Jew. They’re never over 70 inches.

1  Toss__Pot 2018-09-17

why you in a hotel? escorting again?

1  lolercakesmcgee 2018-09-17

Nah, they took my craigslist operation down long ago.

1  ColostomyStefencunt 2018-09-17

How tall are you? The Mexican Serpent is 6'1. Big Jay is probably the same height, at least 6ft.

1  lolercakesmcgee 2018-09-17

Not a chance he is even near 6’. I don’t think there’s a comedian of any notable height except Ben Bailey.

1  NumeroOtto 2018-09-17

Bam Margera is 5'6'' and Jay is maybe 4 or 5 inches taller in the pic

1  fartpoop22 2018-09-17

I have it on good authority that he is really fat and really short. I believe he measures out to about 500 lbs and 1'2"

1  AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-09-17

He looks pretty rotund. The camera doesn’t add 200 lbs. I would put him at around 3 bills maybe slightly less since you’re saying he’s short.