I watched some of the World Series last year just because of how much Bobo likes it. I also gave NASCAR a chance because of being jealous of his glee.
I want to feel something like he does.
Baseball is just too goddamn slow-paced, but NASCAR turned out to be pretty rad.
They have real races sometimes with no restrictor plates that are great, but other times they have forced restrictor plates which are like the governors on a Uhaul that won't let it go over 65, so all the cars experience woke equality, and then they don't have the power/ability to speed up and get around each other, so one asshole fucks up by a micrometer and clips the tiniest portion of a different car's fiberglass chassis, and then all these poor hillbilly bastards start colliding into each other at 250mph and start exploding or bursting into flames or doing 30 flips over 700 yards, it's amazing.
I know you're "Thesaurus Joe with Hillarhea" levels of happy with how clever you think this line sounds. Thusly, I wish you make open wound contact with your local indigent.
As a "soccer" fan, I can confirm that only waterbrains can watch a full match. I catch the highlights on Match of The Day which cut out the 88+ minutes of boring shit, and just shows the goals / set ups.
I need that subtext of national rivalries to give a care about soccer. When the World Cup is over, I try to give a shit about Arsenal or Barcelona or whatever the fuck for a few weeks, but typically don’t last a few weeks before tapping out back to a Mets v. Phillies game.
Someone should offer to take him to a Mets game (you know the Gimmie Dat Kid could never refuse) and just fucking murder him. Let’s get this over with. I’m tired of this retard. Bring a handgun to the diamond and blow his idiotic head off. Enough already.
I mean, at least this is garbage valueless memorabilia that goes in line with his autistic obsessions rather than begging for money or pussy per usual.
I know you're "Thesaurus Joe with Hillarhea" levels of happy with how clever you think this line sounds. Thusly, I wish you make open wound contact with your local indigent.
43 comments
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-09-16
Look at his fat fucking hands.
1 iloveOandA 2018-09-16
how u think he got that papercut?
prob from doin somethin retarded
1 ShitDickery 2018-09-16
He probably can't enjoy a retard's favorite pleasure of picking his nose with those fat fingers
1 donald_kingsley 2018-09-16
But his arsehole must get quite the workout
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-09-16
Ice qwueem
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-16
if you like baseball always remember that daniel bobo kurlan likes baseball
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-16
I watched some of the World Series last year just because of how much Bobo likes it. I also gave NASCAR a chance because of being jealous of his glee.
I want to feel something like he does.
Baseball is just too goddamn slow-paced, but NASCAR turned out to be pretty rad.
They have real races sometimes with no restrictor plates that are great, but other times they have forced restrictor plates which are like the governors on a Uhaul that won't let it go over 65, so all the cars experience woke equality, and then they don't have the power/ability to speed up and get around each other, so one asshole fucks up by a micrometer and clips the tiniest portion of a different car's fiberglass chassis, and then all these poor hillbilly bastards start colliding into each other at 250mph and start exploding or bursting into flames or doing 30 flips over 700 yards, it's amazing.
Thanks, Bobo.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-09-16
Don't make fucking demands like that
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-16
My mistake, I guess I really got too big for my britches!
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-09-16
Well as long as you are admitting it i suppose that's pk
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-16
hey great story but can you not comment on my posts all the time thanks
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-16
I'll see what I can do
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-09-16
I know you're "Thesaurus Joe with Hillarhea" levels of happy with how clever you think this line sounds. Thusly, I wish you make open wound contact with your local indigent.
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-16
I'll see if my local indigent will consent but just to be clear, boy, I don't make open wound contact with local indigents without it.
1 Opesterino 2018-09-16
nascar is awesome. when I was young I used to collect the lil hot-wheel sized nascar .. cars. you could remove the tires n shit.
Mark Martin in the #6 valvoline car was always my favorite.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-09-16
This cuts deep. Fuck me.
1 Subeck 2018-09-16
Of course this fat fuck collects ice cream bowls
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-09-16
Means gimme gimme it for free. He's SAMCRO'S illegitimate son. Two wetbrains fuck=Double the clusterfuck.
1 Subeck 2018-09-16
Perfectly legal, folks
1 HillarysServer 2018-09-16
Literally the only sport his brain can keep up with.
1 ShitDickery 2018-09-16
He is also a soccer fan
1 HillarysServer 2018-09-16
As a "soccer" fan, I can confirm that only waterbrains can watch a full match. I catch the highlights on Match of The Day which cut out the 88+ minutes of boring shit, and just shows the goals / set ups.
1 thrillated 2018-09-16
The World Cup was fucking fire though.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-09-16
I need that subtext of national rivalries to give a care about soccer. When the World Cup is over, I try to give a shit about Arsenal or Barcelona or whatever the fuck for a few weeks, but typically don’t last a few weeks before tapping out back to a Mets v. Phillies game.
1 snargfursk 2018-09-16
I very much enjoy watching my club being destroyed by a bitter old Portugese twat.
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-09-16
He’s not loying, awright.
1 thrillated 2018-09-16
Why is Bobo holding Vos' hat?
1 thrillated 2018-09-16
Another unfortunate mishap?
1 Cptbaldopie 2018-09-16
One of you socially awkward autists should offer to send him an ice cream bowl from some random team and get his address so you can stalk his sister.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-09-16
Someone should offer to take him to a Mets game (you know the Gimmie Dat Kid could never refuse) and just fucking murder him. Let’s get this over with. I’m tired of this retard. Bring a handgun to the diamond and blow his idiotic head off. Enough already.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2018-09-16
Why are all Mets fans the biggest mouth breathing fatsos?
1 thrillated 2018-09-16
An unfortunate mets cap
1 ShitDickery 2018-09-16
There is more dignity in wearing a dunce cap
1 Dennyislife 2018-09-16
Meanwhile his sister is touring Europe with her northern English boyfriend. I laugh just thinking of him meeting bobo. "Alrigh' mate?"
1 johnnyroberts 2018-09-16
Ugggh what a needy fucking tard.
1 earlsgrandma 2018-09-16
E-Rock, heem eat allll the ice cream.
1 eidnamron 2018-09-16
ol tiny fat hands
1 FurdTerguson88 2018-09-16
I mean, at least this is garbage valueless memorabilia that goes in line with his autistic obsessions rather than begging for money or pussy per usual.
1 TangerineReam 2018-09-16
I would love for u/porsalin or u/BeigeFrequency to ruin this man's life more than it already inherently has been.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-16
Porsalin said he'll get to him eventually.
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-09-16
Who the fuck pays $41 for bleacher seats?
1 Dramburglar 2018-09-16
Guys, I just like ice cream, alroight?
1 spacefairies 2018-09-16
"i love ticket stubs and ice cream bowls" honestly I know hes retarded but gd that is retarded.
1 Don_Panera 2018-09-16
Those gorilla hands of his... He’s going to go out and strangle some poor little girl to death one day with those meat mittens and fuck the corpse.
1 WashCaps33 2018-09-16
He specifically is the reason I want Anthony to go away. So this balding mongoloid will get no more attention.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-09-16
Don't make fucking demands like that
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-16
hey great story but can you not comment on my posts all the time thanks
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-09-16
I know you're "Thesaurus Joe with Hillarhea" levels of happy with how clever you think this line sounds. Thusly, I wish you make open wound contact with your local indigent.
1 Opesterino 2018-09-16
nascar is awesome. when I was young I used to collect the lil hot-wheel sized nascar .. cars. you could remove the tires n shit.
Mark Martin in the #6 valvoline car was always my favorite.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-09-16
Well as long as you are admitting it i suppose that's pk