Reminder: there was rumored to be a man giving away homeless cakes to men containing cyanide, the opster did that bum a favor..

36  2018-09-16 by TheWelfareMan

8 comments

Well said, stupid

Also, that filthy bum would have decayed his teeth even more if he had eaten that cake. Not only did Opie save his life but he probably saved the last remainers of his teeth.

I don’t know what’s sadder: that the cakes were homeless, or that men contained cyanide.

Ah you beat me to it and I realize only after posting it. I blame parallel thinking.

Except your post had shitty wording.

Wait so he was stopping those cakes from finding homes with men because the men had traces of cyanide in them? Why would homeless cakes care as long as they get homes

Ever try to mix cake and cyanide?

Opie, through his Mafia connections, was tipped off. dozens of homeless died that week in New York City from poisoned cakes. He knew of the one coming after someone he personally knew, so he stopped it. Wonderful man if you ask me.