This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

60  2018-09-16 by Suibu

18 comments

Was expecting a picture of Anthony bloated and dead.

nana meet mama

Nana and Tata

If some wimpy beta male feminist brings the 35 pound dumb bells into the alpha male section... Opie grabs the biggest pair of dumb bells in the gym and emasculates him for a set of 25.

What did Opie's claim that he could curl? Like 80lb dumbbells or something like that? I remember it being completely absurd.

the complexion of a peach.

This is obviously photoshopped ... Gregg doesn’t have bags under his eyes (anymore)

id kill for big pectoral muscles like his.

He's got the "v". This picture is obviously photoshopped

Great photoshop brotherman. The Opster gets a kick out of these.

Has bigger tits than me and I’m fat.

Tits are the new abs brothaman. He’s probably steering the ship with those fun bags so he can keep his hands free to play candy crush

2 packs > 6 packs

I heard they leak when he hears his children cry

Those aren't tits, it's just fabric. Look at brothaman's golden glistening skin. He looks like a perfectly baked turkey.

He is tight like a tiger

Didn't he use to be the sexy one?? Now he can be a bra model. Haha what a mook.

Big fat beefers for days.

Tittays