Nice to see Ant branching out after his book didn't really sell.

150  2018-09-15 by bowserjrjr

18 comments

• Thousands of individually placed follicles

"yes, i'll take the door mat cut please. keep it shorter on the sides"

An Ikea door mat makes a great theft deterrent.

What do you call Anth with AIDS?

Tranpa-lean

Guess Ant's been taking his PReP then, seeing his buxom form in that PRIDE picture.

We overfed Nana

Is that a Berber carpet?

spreading himself a bit thin

Just vacuum and shake.

I’m just picturing you shopping carpet with your fat wife and going “hang on honey, lemme get a pic, this is gonna kill on the internet” and her being annoyed with you.

Not even the first time this nonsense has happened. We saw a sign for a place called "demon's landing" one time and I filmed a Snapchat video as chip to send to my friend, complete with "dvv dvv" and a hearty "fawk yeah." She is a keeper

Looks like someone took a trip over to Ted’s 100% recycled front door mat emporium

How much does one cost, Ted?

$9.99 it says that right in the picture AHKAGEEEEEEEEGHA

color n texture

Trampa Is spanish for trap. Story Checks out

I saw that shit the other day, lol

A doormat. How perfectly apt.