I’m just picturing you shopping carpet with your fat wife and going “hang on honey, lemme get a pic, this is gonna kill on the internet” and her being annoyed with you.
Not even the first time this nonsense has happened. We saw a sign for a place called "demon's landing" one time and I filmed a Snapchat video as chip to send to my friend, complete with "dvv dvv" and a hearty "fawk yeah." She is a keeper
18 comments
1 Magicmetalknight 2018-09-15
• Thousands of individually placed follicles
1 dmix 2018-09-15
"yes, i'll take the door mat cut please. keep it shorter on the sides"
1 PhilipMarma 2018-09-15
An Ikea door mat makes a great theft deterrent.
1 liljoeyk 2018-09-15
What do you call Anth with AIDS?
Tranpa-lean
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-15
Guess Ant's been taking his PReP then, seeing his buxom form in that PRIDE picture.
1 JohnathanBgldy 2018-09-15
We overfed Nana
1 icecap 2018-09-15
Is that a Berber carpet?
1 enzo_trash 2018-09-15
spreading himself a bit thin
1 PaneraBrad69 2018-09-15
Just vacuum and shake.
1 PepsiOkay 2018-09-15
I’m just picturing you shopping carpet with your fat wife and going “hang on honey, lemme get a pic, this is gonna kill on the internet” and her being annoyed with you.
1 bowserjrjr 2018-09-15
Not even the first time this nonsense has happened. We saw a sign for a place called "demon's landing" one time and I filmed a Snapchat video as chip to send to my friend, complete with "dvv dvv" and a hearty "fawk yeah." She is a keeper
1 TheAndyPat 2018-09-15
Looks like someone took a trip over to Ted’s 100% recycled front door mat emporium
1 dmix 2018-09-15
How much does one cost, Ted?
1 TheAndyPat 2018-09-15
$9.99 it says that right in the picture AHKAGEEEEEEEEGHA
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-09-15
color n texture
1 white_hispanic 2018-09-15
Trampa Is spanish for trap. Story Checks out
1 TacolasCage 2018-09-15
I saw that shit the other day, lol
1 McGowan9 2018-09-15
A doormat. How perfectly apt.